I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #240 on:]

We tend to look worse at the age of ...

Anyways, out with old and in with the new!

[Reply #241 on:]

Zapp Brannigan
Oh my... Well hello there.

[Reply #242 on:]

Announcer: Welcome to the season finale of... "Crustacean Bikini-Wearing Teenage Slumber Party... Gone Bad!"

[Reply #243 on:]

30th century porn leaves a great deal to be desired.

[Reply #244 on:]

Movie Trailer Voice:  In a world where genders are switched!  There is one who stands out!  This summer only in theaters go see "Zoid or Zoida"!  Zoidberg falls in love, but he's afraid to tell his girlfriend Edna his biggest secret!  He's a crossdressing transvestite!  Be sure to see "Zoid or Zoida"!  Rated R!  Coming this summer to theaters everywhere! 

[Reply #245 on:]

New this spring from Crustacean's Secret: the push down bra and thong set.

[Reply #246 on:]

Rule 34 will never cease to exist.

[Reply #247 on:]

Rule 34 will never cease to exist.

Actually, I believe this is more of an example of rule 63.

[Reply #248 on:]

Dammit Morgan, you're supposed to post a framegrab, not a picture of yourself!

Rule 34 will never cease to exist.

Rule 34 is false. There is no mathematics porn.

[Reply #249 on:]

The new lobby art for Zoidberg's Vomitorium, which was, unfortunately, a commercial flop.

[Reply #250 on:]

Zoidberg: [vampishly] All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

[Reply #251 on:]

Dammit Morgan, you're supposed to post a framegrab, not a picture of yourself!

Not up for the challenge, eh?

Anyways, I shall make my decision tomorrow.

[Reply #252 on:]

Rule 34 is false. There is no mathematics porn.

You've obviously never taken integral calculus.

[Reply #253 on:]

Zoidberg: So I said maybe it's time I came out of my shell, why not.

[Reply #254 on:]

Rule 34 is false. There is no mathematics porn.

[Reply #255 on:]

Moving along, what was the consensus on the 24/48/96 rule?

There isn't one, not yet. Do we make a poll?

[Reply #256 on:]

I feel that there has been quite a lot of "off-topic"-ness here.

And...       We should perhaps get up a poll about a 24-48-72-ish hour rule. 

[Reply #257 on:]

Zoidberg:  "So, this is what it feels like to be paris hilton..."

[Reply #258 on:]

Dammit Morgan, you're supposed to post a framegrab, not a picture of yourself!

Not up for the challenge, eh?

How could I do better than that?

Rule 34 is false. There is no mathematics porn.

You've obviously never taken integral calculus.

I've taught it.

That's a racy joke, not porn. Porn appears to one's "prurient" interests ...

[Reply #259 on:]

And the winner goes to... CommanderZapp!

Now post a new frame grab.

Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitd oitdoitdoeeet...

[Reply #260 on:]

[img]that not quite a triangle thing boning the other not quite a triangle thing[img]

That's a racy joke, not porn. Porn appears to one's "prurient" interests ...

So if it gives someone the horn, it's porn. You don't know the mind of everyone, so how can you say it is not porn to someone?

[Reply #261 on:]

[img]that not quite a triangle thing boning the other not quite a triangle thing[img]

That's a racy joke, not porn. Porn appears to one's "prurient" interests ...

So if it gives someone the horn, it's porn. You don't know the mind of everyone, so how can you say it is not porn to someone?

Like Pythagoras, fer instance?

[Reply #262 on:]

And the winner goes to... CommanderZapp!

Now post a new frame grab.

Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitd oitdoitdoeeet...

Will dothatdothatdotha... t...

And also, wooow!  
I could never have imagined that I would receive such a prestigious honor... blah... blah...

Here it comes!

[Reply #263 on:]

Leela:  (evilly chortling):  Fry will never find out that I did an APP video of him dressed like Courtney Love!  Ooooh, eeeee, ahhhh, haaaa, haaaa!!!!!!!!!

[Reply #264 on:]

Leela:  So long, suckers; I just won the intergalactic lottery... Excellent...

[Reply #265 on:]

Leela (with Harry Shearer's voice): Excellent ...

[Reply #266 on:]

Fry: What are we going to do tonight, Leela?

Leela: The same thing we do every night, Fry. Try to take over the world!

[Reply #267 on:]

A Pinky & The Brain reference.  I thought I was the only one here who watched that...

[Reply #268 on:]

Some nice ones so far. Waiting for some more time, but there is "no" more posts. '

I'll call it somewhere around quarante-huit heures from now. 

[Reply #269 on:]

Mom: (thinks) Swapping minds with this purple-haired tart was the perfect way to take over Hubert's company! Everything looks a bit weird, though...

[Reply #270 on:]

Fry: "Leela?  I can't find Bender."

Leela: "Patience, my friend. In time he will seek you out. And when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force."

Farnsworth: "Now, now Leela.  We've been over this.  We don't refer to it as the dark side anymore.  The correct term is 'republican'."

[Reply #271 on:]

Leela finally figures out the perfect way to get even with Gary's Old Towne Tavern.

[Reply #272 on:]

I've taught it.

I stand corrected.

[Reply #273 on:]

Fry: Do you expect me to talk?

Leela: No, Mr. Fry.  I expect you to die.

[Reply #274 on:]

Leela
Smithers Fry, release the robotic Richard Simmons.

[Reply #275 on:]

[pauvres français] Je vais attendre vingt-quatre heures [/pauvres français], and then will I choose a winner.  

Nice ones so far, I expected some "so long, suckers!" and "Burns-esque" captions, so I am pleased. *crosses fingers*  

[Reply #276 on:]

Leela: Amy, would you like to help us make a delivery to planet Stanky Doom 4?

Amy: Aaah...

Leela: It has a Shoes B Us Outlet store. Heh, heh, heh.

Amy: Oooh shoes! I'll drive!

[Reply #277 on:]

Leela fondles her new invisible dildo.

[Reply #278 on:]

It seems like everyone's done now.

The winner is... soylentOrange!
2nd placed is shared by NastyInThePasty, Free Hot Meal & SpaceMaN.

[Reply #279 on:]