Favourite Bender quote(s)?

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Hi people. Just wondering what was everybody's favourite Bender quote(s) cos last week (in a mental state) I just started saying "I love stealing, I love taking things!" and now she won't stop saying it!     
so some of my favs are:
-"I love stealing, I love taking things!"
-"I am Bender! Please insert Liquor!" (or something like that :S )
-"Fry, out of all the friends I've had, you're the first"

In the words of Slurms McKenzie "Party on dudes!"

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"Bite My Shiney Metal Ass!"

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This thread'll probably find itself in "Human Resource Dep." (where the rest of the Bender Quotes threads are) faster than you can say "Hot diggity dafodil", at the moment a mod sees it.

Bender: "I'm going to build my own them park, with black jack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!"

Edit: and welcome to PEEL, Impossible. Enjoy it here. 

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"Bite my colossal metal ass!"

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Where's the old thred

I have so many fave Bender qoutes look out for them

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Where's the old thred

Right here:

Favorite Bender Quotes! (Closed)
Benders best moments!

And a bit out of number (seeing at it is a game, rather than a quote thread)

The Bender quotes game

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Thanks Teral

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Originally posted by Teral:
Favorite Bender Quotes! (Closed)
Benders best moments!

And a bit out of number (seeing at it is a game, rather than a quote thread)

The Bender quotes game

Please play with these nice threads.  Shank yoo.