Hell, yeah, another framegrab thread!

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Alas, I was hoping someone would mention how bored Amy looked, but as it is I have decided to award this round to…

*  ShepherdofShark  *

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As usual, you win when you don't really try.

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Fry: oh no it's the the...MACNAW!
Leela: What?
Fry: macnaaaawwww!!!!!!!

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Professor: Pucker up, Fry...

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Prof: "Who's up for a little sandwich action."

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Leela: Fry, if you knew anything about women, you would know that the breasts aren't that far apart.

Farnsworth: Not so fast, Leela.  You've never been with Mom.

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Professor: Hey, I'm good enough to join the main cast...

Bender: Beat it, baldy! We're the Big Three. You're only a supporting actor!

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**** you Nasty, as far as I'm concerned, you've won already.

Oh well, here goes:

The Professor interrupted Fry, Leela, and Bender's trio with some old-school crooning of his own.

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Professor: How's my two favorite organ donators doing?

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Fry immediately regretted suggesting that they play Suck & Blow.

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Farnsworth: "Fry and Leela, remember how you two agreed to let me infect you with swarms of tiny, experimental nanobots?"

Fry: "Uhh, no?"

Farnsworth: "Well, in any case, I have good news!"

Bender:  "Ooh, dibs on Fry's stereo!"

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professor: LEELA! FRY!. stop standing there and flirt!. we got work to do!

Bender: Hey! i was watching that..

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Leela: Oh no! The professor's confused again!
Fry: What should I do!?
Bender: (Appears from behind Fry) I say take one for the team.

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Farnsworth: Move over Leela!! If Fry is going to get some REAL action, he's going to get it from me! After all, he did have sex with MY body before.


Bender: W...T....F FRY!

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Professor OOOOOOOOO!!!
Bender This is a trio, old man!

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Professor:  Okay!  Who's turn is it to swim in these shark infested waters?

Bender:  I know!  Send Fry and Leela in!

Professor:  We'll do!

Fry:  But, Professor....

Leela:  Come on, wait a minute.....

Bender (throwing them in):  You're both going in!

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NastyInThePasty wins. Short, sweet and to the point.

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And now everyone is too polite to yoink the thread...

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Looking at the treat every day waiting for a pic to be loaded

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What is this, penguins on an ice flow?  Oh all right, here you go...

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Fry (off screen): Bender, its just a watergun, what gives?

Bender: What gives is that this is a $10 cigar, thats what gives. Whatever you want Professor, whatever you want.

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Farnsworth: "Eat hair dryer, punk!"

Bender: "No not that!  The air, it's... slightly warm!"

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Farnsworth:Enough of that BUNK, Bender, give me my medicinal cigars!
Bender:MEDICINAL?! Oh, boy...

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Dammit...

Professor: Just a solder a day helps keep underarm rust away, Bender.

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After the body swap, Professor Farnsworth was surprised he could enjoy cigars, but was even more surprised when Bender robbed him with one of his own guns. "But you need a DNA scan to unlock the... oh, my," he sighed...

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Professor: I know what  you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

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Bender: Aw, crap! Not the Jazzercise gun again.

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Bender: I thought we were learning self defence. Suppose someone comes at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?

Professor: Well, you could drop a 16 ton weight on him or perhaps release the tiger. The Tiger however does not relish the peach, the peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile.

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Prof: ok Bender, now give up cigarette von Bond or you will die, or even worse-i'll have to shoot you!
Bender:just shoot, eee i don't care i'm a robot!
Prof i mean shmoot you!
Bender: oh no! not the SHMOOTING!

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Damn it Fnord! (I'm goin' to write this anyway, it's not exactly the same.)
Professor: Go ahead bot, make my day.

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professor: Yoo bender. get those hands up.! and give me all your cash. i need them for Pudding!.

Bender. Arrgh crap....Curse YOU OLD MAN!

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Professor:  Get your hands up!

Bender beats up the Professor!

Bender:  Yeah, I got my hands up!  My right hook! 

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I'll give it until the end of the day.  If you have a quote, it's now time to post it.

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Professor: I don't care if you are host of a cooking show, I've eaten your disgusting food long enough Bender.  Now give me my teeth back so I can go to the local buffet and make people wait behind me as I complain.

Bender: You know I got this job by killing Elzar, right?

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Professor: No fair! I was gonna smoke that blunt!

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Some great ones here.  I almost went with SOS's Monty Python homage, but in the end it goes to El-Man.

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I'm going to have to capture a few more frames soon. Nerdlingers away!

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Leela aimed her laser-guided brain ray and, within seconds, the goon's brain grew to an uncomfortable size.

(I knew I should have gone with the parody on that last one:

Professor: I know what  you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself when I wet myself in all this excitement.

Gun: You fired six shots.

Professor: Shut, up, you! Now where was I? Oh, yes, but being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question, oh yes: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

BTW, it's a good thing that Dirty Harry never met the Rain Man:



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Leela: Lay your hands off my man!
Punk: Let's grab him!
Leela: Haay-Ya!
Other Punk: Ouchie!

(Wow, this sucks.)

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Leela: Hey, it's my turn to play doctor!