Hell, yeah, another framegrab thread!

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Invading foreign devils beware: in Soviet Amazonia, indigenous population rapes you!

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Chain-chain-chain...chain of fools!

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SPOT THE GAY!

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Fry: okay....so now Strings aren't on top but chains! woohoooo!

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El-Man came close, but I'm passing the torch on to NastyInThePasty ...

... and apologies if I posted an old picture; I haven't been here all that long.

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In your FACE, Flanders...!



EDIT: Futurama Madhouse won't let me link to images anymore. 

[Reply #326 on:]

Leela: "Good morning sir. Have you accepted Zombie Jesus in to your life?"

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Leela: yellooooo... do ya want som of my herb... is rally gooood quality for ya bro... Is gonna make ya happy like hell... ya just have too complet thyss formular...

Fry: what the... ?   I think i dont need your.. thing... I'm already seeing words flying in front of you! Who's Patric ?

[Reply #328 on:]

Leela: Hello! Would you be interested in signing up for the "SAFBATP - Support Association For Bored American Television Producers"-fund.
Woman: What is it that you do?
Leela: We support bored TV-producers, we kidnap them from work, and send them to a spa for relaxation.
Woman: No thanks.
Leela: Are you sure? We have holographic displays showing the names of producers in need of support. Here's one in front of you. A contribution would really make a difference.
Woman: No thanks.
Leela: Well, thanks anyway. (Mutters) Well that was a waste of time.

(PS. I know that this sucks and isn't funny, but I couldn't come up with anything better. I think you get how bad I am at this. )

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Leela:  "Hi and welcome aboard the S.S. Lusitania!  I'm your Activities Director, Leela.  Ok, first things first.  All 1st class passengers, please move to the left side of the room.  All lice infested steerage class passengers, please move to the right, over by Dr. Zoidberg..."

[Reply #330 on:]

It was the future. Not only had advertisements invaded our dreams, real life was invaded by captions in that long-dead language English.

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Fry was having a bit of difficulty making it out but he was fairly sure that the inscription on her badge read "Ask me about my eye."

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Leela: Just ignore it, Mr Fry. In this show, the Fourth Wall gets broken so often we're convinced the Director owns a glazing business...

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Leela: "Actually, my name's Leela.  Honestly, do I really look like a 'Patric' to you?"

Fry: "Hey, I don't judge."

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Leela: ok, cool so you pretend not to look like an complete idiot and i promise not to zap you with my PURPLE-ISH-EYE-BEAM, deal?

[Reply #335 on:]

Leela:  Okay, the doctor is here to see you now for your flu shot!

Fry:  Shot?  Nobody told me about a shot!

Bender:  You're getting your shot whether you like it or not!

Fry (screaming and crying):  I don't want to get a shot!  NNNNOOOOO!!!  Leela!  Help!  I hate needles!  They're scary! 

Bender carries Fry into the exam room! 

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I'll pick a winner tomorrow night (some funny stuff so far).

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Jehovas Witnesses in the 31st century.

[Reply #338 on:]

Fnord takes it, with SoylentOrange a close second.

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Wow, that was a quick turnaround!

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Professor: This was the year we had Gary Larson's head do the portraits...

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Professor: Alas, I was so young and foolish in those days. Do you know what I would tell him if I could sit down and talk with him right now?  I'd say "Get a damn pocket-protector and put your lab-coat back on, you imbecile!"

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Professor: See, I haven't aged a bit.
Leela: That's not what I meant.

[Reply #343 on:]

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The hell you do.
Try our new
if you wanner have Wrinkles armpits! then you need SUPER granny Gléé.!!!

Buy it now! or be young forever!

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Prof: see that's how my latest invention "split-my-ego" works!

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PROFESSOR: The eyes keep following me, oh yes...

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Farnsworth: "Well, Leela, what do you think?"

Leela [dissapointedly]: "This isn't at all what I pictured when you said you had a wall-mounted head collection."

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Professor: Why yes, that was the craziest, most foolish maniac to ever come through the Academy . . . . .

Leela: But that's you Professor

Professor whaa? yes . . . . me . . .yes

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^ I lol'ed.

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The man on the left used some orindary nose spray and is still sneezing and suffering from allergies. while the man on the right used Dristan and is breathing clearly!   

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The Hall of Nerds, circa 2904.

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And the award goes to ... hobbitboy!

(Would "Where the hell is Kramer?" have been an old-man indicator here?)

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Professor: I'm afraid it's your turn to perform the company armpit inspection, Leela. You may begin with Zoidberg.

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Zoidberg: I saw where Leela's pancake ended up!

Leela: [sheepish] Oh lord...

Professor: That's the last time I allow you to cook breakfast, Leela.

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Professor:  Okay, who can tell me who sailed to America in 1492?

Zoidberg:  Oooh!  Oooh!  Oooh!  Oooh!  Oooh!  Oooh! 

Leela:  Stop with the Horshack impressions, Zoidberg!

Bender:  Yes, this isn't Welcome Back Kotter and we're not The Sweathogs!

Fry:  I hated that show, it made remedial classes look like fun and games!

Hermes:  Were you in remedial classes, Fry?

Fry:  No, maybe! 

Amy:  Don't worry, we won't think less of you if you were. 

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Zoidberg: Professor, it hurts when I do this.

Professor: Good.

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Professor: You made that bet with Zoidberg? ... I'm sorry, a bet's still a bet ... you have to do it with him.

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Professor:  "Alright, who here believes that Leela should be removed as the Planet Express Captain?"  *looks at Zoidberg*  "Ok, who here who is not an annoying incompetent lobster believes that Leela should be removed as Planet Express Captain?"

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Zoid: Leela Farted!!!