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SuperiorKnowledge

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« Reply #80 on: 03-11-2012 06:24 »

Hypnotoad forcing a guy to kill himself in BBS.
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #81 on: 03-11-2012 12:37 »

The Charity Cockfight from "The Why of Fry" gave me a good laugh.
spira

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #82 on: 03-11-2012 17:29 »

That's definitely true now that I think about it, Scrappylive. I am amused.

I don't know if it's dark, per se, but Bender's "There's no law against grave robbing" makes me laugh every time.
Tofu_Lion

Starship Captain
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« Reply #83 on: 03-12-2012 23:19 »

Professor: If you kill anyone, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage...their rich, tasty courage...
Scrappylive

Professor
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« Reply #84 on: 03-15-2012 11:22 »

Judge Whitey: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Fishy Joe: Not just any verdict, Your Honor. A great verdict!
...
Judge Whitey: That'll do, pig. Please read the verdict against Professor Farnsworth.
Fishy Joe: You got it, Judge. I think you'll find this verdict as fair as it is cruel.
...
Ron Whitey: What a brilliant legal shenanigan! Case dismissed.
[Fishy Joe disappointingly looks down at the paper in his hand, which reads "Hang 'em both!", and crumples and tosses it.]
PeskyOwl

Crustacean
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« Reply #85 on: 03-17-2012 18:15 »

Bender's first born son.

"WOW! That was pretty brutal, even by my standards!"
 -- Beelzebot
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #86 on: 03-17-2012 20:19 »

That was indeed a great joke, and very dark. I consider hat one of the best moments of BWAB.

Also, welcome to PEEL PeskyOwl!
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #87 on: 03-17-2012 20:28 »

She's been on PEEL since last year. tongue
PeskyOwl

Crustacean
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« Reply #88 on: 03-17-2012 20:52 »

My post-per-day ratio is astounding!  laff
OrangeCreature

Crustacean
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« Reply #89 on: 03-31-2012 20:18 »

When the Professor tells Hermes to kill himself and to quit hogging that healthy liver. Pretty much any joke where the Professor wants to harvest someone's organs.
Tofu_Lion

Starship Captain
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« Reply #90 on: 04-02-2012 22:31 »

I think perhaps the darkest joke of all is from WITHW. I think I already mentioned the "rich tasty courage" one, but this time I'm talkin' about the hospital tent labeled with the word "Meat". So wrong and so funny.
MYK

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #91 on: 07-10-2012 05:56 »

I'm not sure if it counts as dark humor, but this part in The Sting always makes me laugh. The timing is perfect.

Leela (barely holding back her tears) It was all my fault! He (Fry) died because of me!

Farnsworth: (comforting) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

(He whispers rather loudly to Bender) I'm lying to make her feel better!

(Leela, who has obviously heard this, immediately starts bawling)
Louiswuenator

Starship Captain
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« Reply #92 on: 07-10-2012 06:12 »

I was watching "Mars University" today on CC and I remembered how much I love the gag with the tranquilizer grenade the Prof throws into the tree.  Having all of the other animals smooshed by an elephant is pretty dark and completely hilarious.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #93 on: 07-10-2012 06:18 »

I prefer The Professor's line of "Why! Why! Why didn't I chop off his legs!"

MU is such an underrated episode.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #94 on: 07-10-2012 11:37 »

I prefer The Professor's line of "Why! Why! Why didn't I chop off his legs!"

MU is such an underrated episode.

The line is "break his legs". Small but important difference.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #95 on: 07-10-2012 11:58 »

I prefer The Professor's line of "Why! Why! Why didn't I chop off his legs!"

MU is such an underrated episode.

The line is "break his legs". Small but important difference.

Hmm, so it is. I must have confused it with something else.
TheAnvil

Bending Unit
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« Reply #96 on: 07-10-2012 13:03 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2012 13:27 »

*puts knife in mouth*

"Excuse me, I gotta go change a lightbulb".
EvilChicken

Bending Unit
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« Reply #97 on: 07-10-2012 13:36 »

The whole concept of The Near Death Star and what goes on inside it!
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #98 on: 07-10-2012 21:33 »

Guenter: There's just no place for me in this world. Although, on the other hand-- *snap* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Maybe that's just because I hated Guenter, but yeah.
Louiswuenator

Starship Captain
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« Reply #99 on: 07-10-2012 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2012 23:42 »

I love the licking of the lips and the little walk the Professor does when he thinks he's gonna get to eat Guenter's pulpy remains.

EDIT:  Oh yeah, and: "You've damaged our servant's quarters... and our servants!"

Yeah, MU is a pretty dark episode.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #100 on: 07-11-2012 04:59 »

Nothing will go wrong. If something goes wrong, bring back the blood.
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #101 on: 07-28-2012 02:44 »
« Last Edit on: 08-07-2012 03:57 »

Bender: Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for; jewels, vengeance, Father O'Malley's weed whacker...



Smitty shuts the cell door on Fry, Bender and his dozen or so of recently adopted children.

Leela: Officer, would it be alright if we adopted one of the kids?

Smitty: Might as well. They're just going to rot in the evidence locker.



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Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones!

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