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M.E.A.T lion

« on: 04-07-2010 07:04 »

Only the best and brightest of futurama lines.
M.E.A.T lion

« Reply #1 on: 04-07-2010 07:06 »

Why don't I start us all off?

From War is the H-word:

    Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
    Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?
    Soldier: Oh right. I forgot about the battle. [whimpers]

« Reply #2 on: 09-25-2010 07:50 »

Nibblonian: You are the last hope of the universe.
Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibblonian: Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

Space Pope
« Reply #3 on: 09-25-2010 08:14 »

Bender: There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
Leela: You're blackmailing me?
Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.
Dr John Bender
Delivery Boy
« Reply #4 on: 10-05-2010 19:24 »

Fry: They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg.

Bender: Posers. I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.

Starship Captain
« Reply #5 on: 10-05-2010 19:30 »

Scruffy: Scruffy cares 'bout this company (sniff).

Bending Unit
« Reply #6 on: 10-11-2010 17:45 »

Bender: Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.

[turning away from the gateway]

Bender: Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!

[gets his ass zapped by the gateway]

« Reply #7 on: 10-11-2010 22:20 »

Bender: You think your so hot!

Fry: Whaaa?

Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.

Fry: They're just responding to my personality.

Starship Captain
« Reply #8 on: 10-14-2010 19:28 »

"My one regret is that I had... boneitis."

Bending Unit
« Reply #9 on: 10-14-2010 21:56 »

"My one regret is that I had... boneitis." hehe yeaa  that's sweet

« Reply #10 on: 10-17-2010 20:07 »

For me, it's usually any line(s) that just perfectly illustrate Fry's idiocy. The jokes in those quotes always seem to go a little bit further and crazier each time.

Fry: "Okay, I gotta break down the gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender!"
Leela: *executes Fry's plan exactly*
Fry: "Hey, I did it! Wait, that's not me..."

Bender: "Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry."
Fry: "Like Fry, like Fry!"
Free Hot Meal

Liquid Emperor
« Reply #11 on: 10-18-2010 10:07 »

Did someone say something about a free hot meal?
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