He said "Caption." I said "Wot d'ya want?" (Framegrab Thread)

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Leela: Come on Fry, you need to get this up to 88 mph!
Fry: But I'm tired!
Professor: You think this is painful? Just wait until you hear how we'll get 1.21 gigawatts!

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Fry: Grrrr… Why isn't that Australian bloke doing this?

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Frys' re-enactment of "Ben Hur" wasn't going as well as he'd anticipated.

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Leela:  Mush!  Mush!  Mush! 

Fry:  What's the rush?

Hermes:  We're going to the FOX Network! 

Zoidberg:  Yeah, why are we going there?

Farnsworth:  To stop the development of "The Quagmire Show"!

Leela:  And put our show back on!  Don't let your frail scrawny body fail you now, Fry!  Mush!

Fry:  *huffs and puffs*

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Leela: Don't make me shoot you.

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Fry: uh... i've told ya that square wheels would be better...

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there were a couple of good ones this time around, but I_C Weiner made me laugh the hardest.

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Huzzah! And, a note for this grab: even though Nichelle Nichols is the only character on screen, she does have an ear piece!

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Zapp: [off-screen] Now, if she'd just turn around, my hidden spy camera should get a nice shot of her...what, Kif? It's not hidden? She's been listening to everything I've said? Uh-oh...

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Nichelle Nichols: This voice-acting thing is great. Seventy-six years old, and I'm still smoking hot...

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When working the night shift Lt. Uhura would occasionally entertain the bridge crew with her "hide the ship's cigarette lighter" routine.

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And here see the character who fills the 'Gwen DeMarco' role in the ensemble. On this show her sole job is to announce that the ship has lost contact both with StarFleet and with any other logical source of aid that could be employed to trivially solve the current dilemma.

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Nichelle Nichols: okay... where is manual for this super-mega computer?
Zapp: [OS]: ...

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Nichelle Nichols: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap will ya. We've all got our blinking flashing lights to deal with. I mean, up here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking flashing lights. They're blinking and their flashing and their beeping. I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!!

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Nichelle Nichols: "One ringy-dingy....two ringy-dingies..."

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Nichelle Nichols:  I called to reach Fiji, and I think I remember the number but....

Native on the other end:  Gwockawockabeestein!

Nichelle Nichols:  Then I called MCI and asked them for Friends and Family.   Then the operator said....

Operator:  No, that's AT&T.

Nichelle Nichols:  Then I said I'll just switch over to AT&T!

Operator:  You're not dealing with AT&T!

Nichelle Nichols:  Well I am now!

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recording: "Welcome to the Enterprise Automated Answering Service.  Listen carefully, as our menu options have changed.  If you are a green alien female, please press 'one' for the Captain's quarters.  If your console is exploding, please press 'two' for engineering and maintenance.  If you are an ensign about to embark on your first away mission, please press 'three' for the ship's chapel...."

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Nichelle Nichols tries out her new ear canal massager.

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Time to lay your decision on us, oh hot-doggy one.

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I'm going with El-Man on this one. Honorable mention to SoylentOrange.

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Oh! Okay, umm... right, this'll do...

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Bender: "I'm sorry buddy but it looks like we're going to have to let you go."

Fry: "But why? I haven't done anything wrong, unless...."

Morgan: (pulls out floppy) "Yes Mr. Fry, we found your porn stash."

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Fry: My God Morgan! What did you do to him?

Morgan: I just installed this regulation 3rd party upgrade kit.

Bender: I am Bender, please insert me.

Morgan: We can begin.

Fry: Nooooooo!!!

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Bender: ... And that's not the only floppy thing in the room!
Fry: No!
Morgan: Yes, Mr. Anderson. We also have this floppy disk.

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Fry: "But... Bender need brain, for smart making!"

Morgan: "Yes, and apparently you dont."

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Fry: I'm fired?! Is it the tie? Tell me it isn't the tie!

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Fry: Oh God, no! Please don't ask me to make a choice between what you are each holding in your left hand. Anything but that!

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Bender:  Morgan is here to see you!

Fry:  Get her the hell away from me!  I hate her! 

Morgan:  I found this disc and I'm going to use whatever is on it against you!

Fry:  Not my Sonic game disc!

Morgan:  I'm going to brainwash you to like Mario better!

Fry:  I hate Mario!

Bender:  (grabs the desk away from Morgan):  ROAR!!!!

Morgan screams and jumps out a window. 

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Fry: God no, not outdated technology!

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Morgan: If you want Bender's brain back you'll have to come out from behind that desk.

Fry: But... but... I'm not wearing any pants!

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Fry: Look, I don't know why there are 18 1/2 minutes of data missing on that disk, okay? Ask Nixon's head!

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Morgan:  Time for your upgrade, Mr. Fry.

Fry:  I'm not a robot you can shove a floppy disk into; I don't even think I can assimilate that data.  I DON'T!

Bender:  Sorry, meatsack, everyone gets upgraded around here.  Now to find your floppy disk port...

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Fry: what's that?
Morgan: an [outdated] MILLENIUM VIRUS!
Fry: oh my god, don't infect Bender!
Morgan: but Bender WAS ALREADY infected...
Fry: oh... OH!!

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NastyInThePasty and ShepherdOfShark came close, but I think I'll let Frisco have this one. I guess floppy disks have multi-petabyte capacity in the 30th century... maybe if we all put our porn stashes together we might fill one up.

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I was actually thinking more along the lines of the absurdity of somehow having a 1.44 MB porn stash.

Commence dubbing.

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Farnsworth: Hold still... there seems to be some sort of avatar up there.

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Hold him steady, Leela, while I get out my brass knuckles . It'll be the last time he calls me an amoral crackpot.

Thus professor Farnsworth revealed a side that neither had yet seen.
Thug Life indeed.

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Leela: Well, that was a wasted half hour...

Fry: It's no use, Professor! We can't open this vault door with my forehead! We'll have to try something else!

Farnsworth: To Robot Hell with it! I'll just use my keycard instead.

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Fry: For God's sake, no! I'll do anything, Professor; anything at all. Please don't make me smell your finger.