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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: (thinking) Okay, yes I saw it. One of her buttons has come undone and I can see areola. It's pink. It's lovely, but I mustn't stare. No, can't stare. Just maintain eye contact, pretend I haven't noticed. I'll sneak glances at it whenever she isn't looking, that's what I'll do. Yeah. Just play it cool, act natural.
Leela: ...Are... are you having a stroke?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: This device will test your aptitude for various careers here in the future.
Thump!
Fry: Aargh!!!!
Leela: Athletic cup tester, no.
Fry: Click, bbzzzmmm...
Leela: Human computer monitor, noooo.
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Freako
Urban Legend
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How did I know this was going to happen? I even pondered on passing the prize over to Cranky. But screw that, I'm the winner! That and I promised El-Man that If I won, I would use this comic exert for captioning. (Ignore the number of speech bubbles, you can put in as much talking as you like)
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #175 on: 12-20-2009 13:40 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2009 14:59 by coldangel_1 »
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Well mine was the spiritual winner, because it had areola in it. Fry: Come on Leela! Let's have sex. Hard fast angry sex! And you can do that thing with your pony-tail. Leela: (looks over at the doorway) .... Farnsworth: Huhwahh? Oh, don't mind me. Carry on. I won't make a peep. Leela: Fry, there's no way I'm getting my freak on with Professor Stroke-a-lot standing in the corner! Fry: sigh Any excuse!___ EDIT: By the way, Freako - is that from your comic? If so it's looking fine. But since I gave you your nickname, technically I own you and everything you create.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fry: Leela, are you...shrinking?!
Leela: Yes, Fry, the Professor --
[the Professor abruptly enters]
Professor No, she isn't! [leaves just as abruptly]
Leela: Have you been eating that halucinogenic honey again, Fry?
Fry: [hangs head] Yes...
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Mine made me laugh the most. You can all go spit!
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LobsterMooch
Professor
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Bender: It's my cow-catcher, Works on Lobsters, too.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: It's a Robo chastity belt - court order.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Bender: Some guys use a helmet to protect their head, I use one to protect my junk.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Don't blame me, blame Amtrak.
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