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CookiesOnTheFloor
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« Reply #120 on: 12-11-2009 20:16 »
« Last Edit on: 12-11-2009 20:20 »

Many thanks!

Hmmm...how about we try a rather generic scene, something that requires perhaps a bit more than the usual amount of imagination to caption?

Ready? Set? GO!

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #121 on: 12-11-2009 20:46 »

Professor: "So, Bender, do you like my new experimental Proffeso-brand cigar as much as Fry did?"

Bender: "It smells like ass."

Professor: "Well, of course!  It's a suppository."
El-Man

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« Reply #122 on: 12-12-2009 02:24 »

Professor: You three? My new spaceship crew? Oh my, no. But I do need a new dishwasher, gardener, and a maid...

Bender: I'm so outta here!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #123 on: 12-12-2009 05:44 »

Leela: "Professor, what did you ever do with that crate of owl necks you ordered last week?"

Professor: "Nothing. Why do you ask?"
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #124 on: 12-12-2009 05:48 »

Fry: [thinking] Hey...the Professor is wearing slippers!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #125 on: 12-12-2009 12:02 »

Professor: Leela, be a dear and rustle us up some snacks while we watch the movie. You won't be missing anything because it's in 3-D and as a cyclops you can barely see in two dimensions let alone three. Also, once us men have made ourselves comfortable there won't be any room left for you on the couch anyway. Oh my, no.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #126 on: 12-12-2009 14:37 »

Leela: Is someone sitting on the parabox again?
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #127 on: 12-12-2009 16:26 »

Prof: hmm what's that have someone microwaved parabox recently?
Fry: ups...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #128 on: 12-12-2009 22:05 »

Prof: He says that he'll return your pants if you stop pushing his off button.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #129 on: 12-13-2009 01:50 »

Professor:  "Now Bender, the combination crew couch/hide away toilet is for humans only..."
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #130 on: 12-13-2009 08:59 »

Bender: (breaks wind)

Professor: Ha! Oh no you di'int!
any1else

Space Pope
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« Reply #131 on: 12-13-2009 09:02 »

Damn you! I was going to go with;

Bender:...It wasn't me.

But I already did a fart joke the last time I posted a caption..
coldangel

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« Reply #132 on: 12-13-2009 12:53 »

I'm sorry. I know how much you enjoy farts.

My entry now belongs to Maz.

Happy Birthday, doll. smile
CookiesOnTheFloor
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« Reply #133 on: 12-13-2009 15:14 »

A grand effort all around. Especially given the rather uninspiring subject matter. Hmmm...well, I don't know if this is strictly kosher, but I gotta give it back to hobbitboy...not only was his entry damn funny, but I could hear the Professor's voice when I read it. So totally, hilariously and rather tragically in character. Bravo!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #134 on: 12-14-2009 11:27 »

Personally, I thought futz's one was brilliant.

Nevertheless…


 

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #135 on: 12-14-2009 13:48 »

Fry: Whats wrong, professor?

Farnsworth: It appears I have accidentally superglued my face to this sheet of paper.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #136 on: 12-14-2009 13:56 »

Fry: OK Professor, you can let go of the paper now.

Professor: I can't, I'm hiding from that scary looking camera on the floor.

Fry: Oh god! How long has that been there?!
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #137 on: 12-14-2009 14:04 »

Farnsworth: Maybe if I adjust my glasses I'll be able to see what it is..it seems to be some form of message, or picture even..

On the piece of paper:
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #138 on: 12-14-2009 14:07 »

Fry: "Porn? On a dot matrix printer?"

Professor: (slyly) "Oh yes."
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #139 on: 12-14-2009 14:50 »

Professor: Oh my, this is awful.

Fry: Awful? It's phantasmagorical! How can we face it...?!

[The Professor turns the sheet of paper around to reveal the words "The End". Iris out]
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #140 on: 12-14-2009 19:57 »

Fry: should we read it left to right or from top to the bottom?
Prof: as you wish! my hiper-matrix writing is readable in any direction!
El-Man

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« Reply #141 on: 12-15-2009 03:49 »

The first time he saw it, Fry instantly understood why you had to be the Professor's age to download ultraporn.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #142 on: 12-15-2009 17:55 »

Fry: I found this on the table.

Prof: Hmmm... it appears to be a nekkid picture of you Amy drew for Leela. I can't quite make it out but I think that teenie line there is supposed to be your wiener.
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #143 on: 12-15-2009 21:59 »

Fry-Smarties!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #144 on: 12-16-2009 01:52 »

Professor: Now let me just see what this says...

Fry reads the readout - "If you read this you are stupid."

Fry: Dont read it, professor! There's no reason for it to get both of us.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #145 on: 12-16-2009 18:40 »

Professor:  Oh, my! 

Fry:  What is it, Professor?

Professor:  We just discovered a shocking secret about Bender!

Fry:  What's the secret?

Professor:  He wasn't made in Mexico!  He was made in Italy by the Italian mob!

Fry:  Bender's Italian?

Professor:  Sure acts like it! 

hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #146 on: 12-17-2009 14:16 »

I'd just like to say that
*  El-Man  *
is the winner this time.

Also I've decided that I quite like the colo(u)r scheme of the Professor's machine.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #147 on: 12-17-2009 21:52 »

It is a nice rich blue...

I'm going to have to haul out the DVDs and do some more framegrabs - this is my last unused one. For your captioning pleasure, I present the Dirty Boy and the Control Freak.


Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #148 on: 12-17-2009 22:00 »

Morgan: "Fry, now that we've been going out for a while, there's something I want to ask you. Would you be interested in a threesome?"
Fry: "You bet! We'll go and talk to Leela right now. And if she says no, there's always Amy!"
Morgan: "Actually, I was thinking of the doctor. Zoidberg. I've always wanted to have sex with an alien. Even a poor and revolting lobster-like one."
Fry: "..........."
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #149 on: 12-17-2009 22:44 »
« Last Edit on: 12-17-2009 22:45 »

After the great shock, fry realised why sitcom moments never come up to standard

Willster- The annoying rascal ya love to hate
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #150 on: 12-18-2009 01:38 »

Morgan: Is that...? You taste like... like engine grease.

Fry: Ohyeah. Iwantedtobeabletotalkfasterso Igreasedupmytongue. Prettyslickthinking, huh?
hopie4ever

Bending Unit
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« Reply #151 on: 12-18-2009 02:22 »

 Morgan's lifesize love doll collection were always stored in alphabetical order
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #152 on: 12-18-2009 02:51 »

Morgan: Chirp tweet twitter tweet...

Fry: ...soooo... when I do that you do bird calls?

Morgan: Um-hmm... tweet!

Fry: Oh well, should drown out the bed springs.

Morgan: Chirp!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #153 on: 12-18-2009 02:55 »

Morgan: Now what am I going to do with you?

On the other locker doors are words like "Bake", "Steam", and "Grill"
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #154 on: 12-18-2009 05:22 »

Morgan: You do know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together, and...blow.
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #155 on: 12-18-2009 06:21 »

Morgan: You want me to close one eye? Why?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #156 on: 12-18-2009 10:05 »

Morgan: You want me to close one eye? Why?
My unofficial winner.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #157 on: 12-18-2009 12:36 »
« Last Edit on: 12-18-2009 12:39 »

Morgan: (thinking) Oh, wow. He looks a lot more bearable when I'm not wearing my glasses.




   My unofficial winner.


So who is your official winner?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #158 on: 12-18-2009 19:03 »

Since I will never select the winner, unofficial will have to do.
I just like to applaud clever stuff.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #159 on: 12-19-2009 01:37 »

Morgan: OOOOOH!
Fry: Oh god, sorry. When I'm nervous I start farting.
Morgan: Dirty boy! *pounce*

However, since I can't win this time... runner up is SoS, for being delightfully disgusting, but Cookies takes it.
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