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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Bender: I didn't know there was film inside that camera inside my ass! I was unaware! I was unaw-aaaaa-re...!!!!
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Leela, don't be surprised. It's only Camera #3.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: Hey, what's Nibbler doin' on your leg? (Click) Neat!
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Neat. [takes photo]
Figure out yourself what it is!
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Hawking: Hey. Eyes up here.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Hawking (lights flashing in the background) "I am Oz, the great and powerful."
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Smarty
Professor
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Professor: Stephen! This is not your fight. All these long years we've been together, the trials we've faced, the problems we've solved...what was it all for if not for the reward of freedom! And now when we are so close, when it's finally within our grasp... Look at me! Does it all count for nothing?
Hawking: You ask me that? You who know me the best of all, except possibly the robot.
Professor: Then don't do this. Only certain death awaits you here. Stephen, I beg you! For our friendship's sake, I beg you!
Hawking: You be my friend now and do not dissuade me. Seize the freedom you have earned and live it for the both of us. I cannot follow you, Hubert. I know now that...wait...where were you going again?
Bender: Skeeball tournament.
Hawking: Really? Oh screw this--Skeeball beats a conference with a room full of sweaty nerds any day.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Hawking: I did it! I DID IT!!
Farnsworth: Did what?
Hawking: I fired a beam of concentrated energy, synthesized from Dr. Manhattan himself, into the hearts of nine key regions around the globe, crossing all traditional politics and ideologies.
Zoidberg: .....what? No squid?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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I knew I'd win and be too busy in Florida to notice. I knew it! [/gold prospector]
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Alrighty, then I'll succumb to my Watchmenhood and go with Coldy. Honorable mention to Go-a-Green-a and El-Man.
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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Hermes: Holy art work of Antwerp! FOX's budget cuts for the new episodes must be really severe if this is how the show's going to look.
Yoink.
Alrighty, then I'll succumb to my Watchmenhood and go with Coldy. Honorable mention to Go-a-Green-a and El-Man.
Only eight hours? What gives? ( That's what I get for not being home by 4:30 on a Saturday afternoon, I suppose!)
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "There can only be one!"
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Smarty
Professor
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Fry: Leela! What's wrong with them? They fight but never like this!
[cut to Cubert on roof]
Cubert: Hahahahaha! [moves the joystick in his hand] This was the best idea ever!
[mumbles come from inside the room.]
Cubert: Shut up you two, I tied you up and cloned you for a reason and I'm not letting you go!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Alright... Can't quite believe I'm doing this, but..... Future Shock?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Who are you and what the hell did you do with Coldy!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Well if he doesn't show up in the next twelve hours you can have it, Frisco. Because I love Highlander.
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