Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #80 on:]

^If Gorky was a guy, that bribe might work.

I only just noticed that after I posted, but people can still petition for it.

[Reply #81 on:]

Bender: I didn't know there was film inside that camera inside my ass! I was unaware! I was unaw-aaaaa-re...!!!!

[Reply #82 on:]

Bender: This is my series entitled "The Frailty of Humanity" it's an exploration of the many ways to kill all humans.

Leela: Bender those aren't real humans in that giant blender are they?

Bender: Nah don't worry those are just defective orphans.

[Reply #83 on:]

Bender: Leela, don't be surprised. It's only Camera #3.

[Reply #84 on:]

Leela: Oh Lord, Amy’s out cold! I don’t know how she got that electric shock from her laptop, but I’d better give her the kiss of life and CPR.
Bender: It worked! Hee hee hee! Now….set the camera to video mode….a bit of clever re-editing and I’ll have the first part of my Leela/Amy porn movie!

[Reply #85 on:]

Bender: Hey, what's Nibbler doin' on your leg? (Click) Neat!

[Reply #86 on:]

Leela: Oh Fry, I'm so sorry for suggesting that you let the wookie win!

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #87 on:]

For the new page...

[Reply #88 on:]

Bender: Neat.  [takes photo]

Figure out yourself what it is!

[Reply #89 on:]

"Midget vs Dwarf Fight? Neat!" (CLICK!)

[Reply #90 on:]

Leela: "Shouldn't we be helping him?"

Bender: "Nah.  You humans leak red stuff all the time.  He'll be fine."

[Reply #91 on:]

Leela: Are you getting the Birthing on tape, Bender?

Bender: Yeah, the Birthing, right....

[Reply #92 on:]

I hereby declare i_c_weiner to be the winner of this here captionin' contest. If he fails to collect his prize within 24 hours, I say y'all can duke it out for the honor of posting the next framegrab.

(Hmmm...I sound like a cross between Elizabethan royalty and Yosemite Sam. Yeehaw, folks--I bid you farewell.)

[Reply #93 on:]

Bender:  (In a British accent):  I stalk the wild gorilla, careful not to be noticed.......

Leela:  Bender, stop renacting Poloroid commericals! 

[Reply #94 on:]

Yoink.

[Reply #95 on:]

Hawking:  Hey.  Eyes up here.

[Reply #96 on:]

Hawking (lights flashing in the background) "I am Oz, the great and powerful."

[Reply #97 on:]

Bender: Hey, your rocket ship head canister looks like my uncle Stretcho!
Hawking: Fascinating. Now, who shall have the honour of polishing the outside...? I think I shall choose the purple haired one and the one beside her who looks like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards. As I did the last time, and the time before that.....

[Reply #98 on:]

deleted because it sucked...

[Reply #99 on:]

Fry: Hey what's this? A giant candy machine?

Hawking: No. I am Stephen Hawking, the all-powerful-

Fry: Pezz dispencer?

[Reply #100 on:]

Hawking:  I called you all hear today.......

Bender:  Yeah, yeah, yeah, skip the the details!

Hawking:  To Dance!

Leela:  Oh, come on.....

Hawking:  Really!  My jar also doubles as a disco ball!

(Diana Ross's 'Love Hangover' plays)

Everyone dances.

Fry:  This is the best mission ever!  

[Reply #101 on:]

Professor: Stephen! This is not your fight. All these long years we've been together, the trials we've faced, the problems we've solved...what was it all for if not for the reward of freedom! And now when we are so close, when it's finally within our grasp... Look at me! Does it all count for nothing?

Hawking: You ask me that? You who know me the best of all, except possibly the robot.

Professor: Then don't do this. Only certain death awaits you here. Stephen, I beg you! For our friendship's sake, I beg you!

Hawking: You be my friend now and do not dissuade me. Seize the freedom you have earned and live it for the both of us. I cannot follow you, Hubert. I know now that...wait...where were you going again?

Bender: Skeeball tournament.

Hawking: Really? Oh screw this--Skeeball beats a conference with a room full of sweaty nerds any day.

[Reply #102 on:]

Hawking: I did it! I DID IT!!

Farnsworth: Did what?

Hawking: I fired a beam of concentrated energy, synthesized from Dr. Manhattan himself, into the hearts of nine key regions around the globe, crossing all traditional politics and ideologies.

Zoidberg: .....what? No squid?

[Reply #103 on:]

I knew I'd win and be too busy in Florida to notice. I knew it! [/gold prospector]

[Reply #104 on:]

I'll let you choose the winner, okay?

[Reply #105 on:]

Everyone looked expectant to find out who had won Employee of the Year. Except Bender, who was stealing wallets as usual.

[Reply #106 on:]

Alrighty, then I'll succumb to my Watchmenhood and go with Coldy. Honorable mention to Go-a-Green-a and El-Man.

[Reply #107 on:]

[Reply #108 on:]

Zoidberg: FILTHY TRASH CAN!!!
Bender: USELESS PILE OF CRAP!!!
Fry: Ahh, the perfect moment for a kiss, eh, Leela? Leela?

[Reply #109 on:]

Fry: Aww! It's supposed to be the girls that grow huge and fight and lose their clothes and...
Leela: Shut up, Fry.

[Reply #110 on:]

Bender: Eat one of my cigars, would you? Let me show you what happens when you eat my cigars!

[Reply #111 on:]

Hermes: Holy art work of Antwerp! FOX's budget cuts for the new episodes must be really severe if this is how the show's going to look.

   Yoink.

   Alrighty, then I'll succumb to my Watchmenhood and go with Coldy. Honorable mention to Go-a-Green-a and El-Man.

Only eight hours?  What gives?

(That's what I get for not being home by 4:30 on a Saturday afternoon, I suppose!)

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #112 on:]

Zoidberg: "There can only be one!"

[Reply #113 on:]

Fry: Leela! What's wrong with them? They fight but never like this!

[cut to Cubert on roof]

Cubert: Hahahahaha! [moves the joystick in his hand] This was the best idea ever!

[mumbles come from inside the room.]

Cubert: Shut up you two, I tied you up and cloned you for a reason and I'm not letting you go!

[Reply #114 on:]

Scene from Mecha-Bender vs. The Sea Doctor.

[Reply #115 on:]

God (OS): This is what I get for granting wishes.... One of you kill the other so this may end!

Fry: You heard the Genie! Kill him!

[Reply #116 on:]

Alright... Can't quite believe I'm doing this, but..... Future Shock?

[Reply #117 on:]

Alright... Can't quite believe I'm doing this, but..... Future Shock?

oh. your. god.  it's the Peelocalypse...  again...

[Reply #118 on:]

Who are you and what the hell did you do with Coldy!

[Reply #119 on:]

Well if he doesn't show up in the next twelve hours you can have it, Frisco. Because I love Highlander.