Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

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Zam!

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Zoidberg: Wait...that's my reflection? Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like that...?! [runs away crying]

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Fry: So where's this gigantic ice swan that you say you carved?

Zoidberg: I… I don't know. This is where I left it.

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Leela: I think it's very nice doctor.

Bender: Put you life savings in a "Lake Front property" did ya?

Leela: But he can still build on it and escape the city, you know commune with nature.

Bender: There's a fifty-foot cockroach thing communing with the ship.

Leela: I think it's a beautiful momen... eeuuhw, EEEUUHW!!

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Zoidberg: Where is my jacuzzi?
Fry: i don't know...
Zoidberg: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!<runs away>

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Zoidberg: You know when I was a kid this pool fit into the hole so perfectly I thought it was designed for that purpose.

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[moments earlier, on other side of hill]
Zoidberg: Friends! We've finally made it! Beyond this hill is the mighty Pacific Ocean!

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[a coin splashes into the water]

Leela: "Okay Zoidberg.  This is a wishing well, that means that now you have to make a wish."

Zoidberg: "I did.  It didn't come true."

 Leela: "Oh...  Well, what did you wish for?"

Zoidberg: "That you weren't going to throw my last quarter into a well..."

[Reply #728 on:]

Fry tried mightily not to look guilty, but he had just HAD to go. How was he supposed to know this dingy mudpool was sacred to Zoidberg's people?

[Reply #729 on:]

Bender: Well, at least the lake wasn't a mirage.

[Reply #730 on:]

Leela: "What's wrong Fry?"

Fry: "That rock. I think it's watching us."

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Zoidberg: Bugger.

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Again, tough choice to make. But El-Man's cracked me up the most. Go, Man, go! (But not a la Fry, please).

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Bender:  So, who wants to dive into this puddle first?  Leela?

Leela:  No!  It's not safe!

Bender:  Fry, do you want to?

Fry:  I'm not doing it!

Bender:  Okay, so I guess that leaves Zoidberg!

Zoidberg:  No! 

Bender:  Okay, you asked for it!

Bender carries Zoidberg and throws him into the puddle which turned out to be deep! 

Zoidberg:  You tried to drown me!

Bender:  You already know how to swim!  You're a sea creature!  Idiot! 

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You're a tad too late, Kurt. Sorry, dude.

[Reply #735 on:]

Yep, too late.

I'm gonna put a restriction on this one, just to make it a little more challenging. Mwa-ha-ha! 

One sentence and one character voice only! Generic 'narrator' voice included. Disobey and you will be thrown into the Pit of Doom to rot until... ah, I mean, disqualified from winning. Yeah. Disqualified.

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Mom: Disobey and you will be thrown into the Pit of Doom to rot until... ah, forget it, you'll just rot, understand?

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MOM: now get me that prof. voodooo doll so i can defuse my anger! will you!

[Reply #738 on:]

The vicious Mom Beast prepares to devour its prey.

[Reply #739 on:]

Igner: Maybe we shouldn't have had Mommy stuffed.

[Reply #740 on:]

"Kkaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnn!"

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futz has just won!

Just my opinion, it's up to El-Man, of course.

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Walt: Maybe it's time we called the Mom Whisperer.

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Walt: Food goes in there...?

[Reply #744 on:]

It's the singing sensation that's sweeping the nation! Watch out Barry Gibb, it's Mom and the Tower of Cower!

[Reply #745 on:]

Mom: Quit stalling and throw the goddamn dice, you crap!

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Additional: My caption is based on the colouring error in the bottom right corner. In the distance the floor is red but this error allows an optical illusion of the characters standing at a craps table at a casino (with lots of retaliation buttons).

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Walt:  Here's your payroll, Mom!

Mom:  I said jelly rolls!  Not payrolls!

Larry and Ignar:  Now she tells us! 

Mom slaps all three in the face.

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Igner: But mommy, none of us phoofied..

[Reply #748 on:]

Basil's right, futz wins. Perfect pose for her to be stuffed in.

Oh, and katkus, Wiener, Kurt - it's the Pit for you. One sentence, I said.

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Basil's right, futz wins. Perfect pose for her to be stuffed in.

Oh, and katkus, Wiener, Kurt - it's the Pit for you. One sentence, I said.

Hooray! I'm spared from the pit! And you have to admit you giggled. Admit it!

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Hooray! I'm spared from the pit! And you have to admit you giggled. Admit it!

Huh? *checks* Oh, bloody Admin department... they're always spelling things wrong.

Right! i_c_weiner! PIT!

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[Reply #752 on:]

Elzar: See? If you pet the spice weasel's butt, it goes up really high!

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Bender: This weasel still isn't fresh enough!

Elzar: But... but it's alive!

Bender: Not alive enough!!!

[Reply #754 on:]

Elzar: For the last time, this is how you refill the spice weasel. First, you lift it's tail up...

Bender: Pervert!

[Reply #755 on:]

Elzar: Would you like me to freshen up your… er, date? No, seriously. A couple of blasts from this baby [pets his weasel] will take 15 years off her, easy.

[Reply #756 on:]

Elzar: Uh, Bender, why the heck you datin' that old bag?

Bender: She wanted to go out to dinner, and I couldn't help myself. She said those three little words.

Elzar: "I love you"?

Bender: "Senior citizen discount".

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Bender: "I told you I didn't want to see it make a star!"

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Elzar: "This is your date?  What are you, high?  Or just stupid?"

Bender: "For your information, yes, as a matter of fact, I am."

[Reply #759 on:]

Elzar: Stop threatening me with your "I know a food inspector" talk, Bender, or you'll be seeing stars.
Haddie: From the weaselmajigger?
Elzar: No.
Haddie: I see what you what-cha-call-it... did there.