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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: This David Byrne impression has stopped making sense!
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Smarty
Professor
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Fry: And our next guest for the telethon is That Guy, who, through pain and agony, will be entertaining us with a preview of our next company play.
That Guy: What light through yonder window breaks!
Fry: No, no! We're doing Grease!
That Guy: Really? Crap!
Rama lama lama kadingy,kading-a-dong shoowop, shoowally,wally yippity boom-de-boom chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop yip, ayip,ayip, ayip, shoowa, sha wooly-woo booglede, boogldee, booglede,booglede, shooby shoowop, shabop AWOMP BAMMA LOOMA AWOMP BAM-- [falls over dead]
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FryWithaPH
Crustacean
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Fry: I told you that dance isn't as safe as they said it was.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: And this is what musicians used to make music. Leela: So this is that guitar thing I've been hearing so much about. Fry: No, but it does make your guitar gently weep.
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Smarty
Professor
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Fry: Hey, look what I found under a flap cut into the bottom of the car interior! It says, "For Fry's erythrocytes. To use only in emergencies pertaining to frameups and drug tests." What are erythrocytes? They sound cool.
Leela: Uh, Fry...
Fry: Oh my gosh! Did one of you guys get me sea monkeys?! Who? Who? Wait, it is signed, but it is all scribbled...wait, maybe I can read it if I squint...
Hermes: I just remembered that I have to file some papers.
It's a scientific term. Look it up.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Back before there were rocket-packs, this is what we used to fly.
Farnsworth: How does it work?
Fry: I'm glad you asked...
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Basil
Delivery Boy
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Farnsworth: Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time? Fry: Under the seat.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: ... and this is why Nixon won the 1968 elections.
Hermes: Ah, so things are a lot like back then.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Luckily there were two. And no Professor, they weren't suppositories. We called them bongs.
Prof.: Wha...? Like I don't hear any bongs, man.
Leela: Is it an ancient birth control device?
Fry: No Leela!, No! (Moves bong out of reach.)
Hermes: Great Marley's ghost! They were standard equipment?
Fry: In some vans, yes.
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FryWithaPH
Crustacean
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The winner is CookiesOnTheFloor Congrats.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Professor: [singing] Rubber Planet-Express-delivery-ship, you're the one...you make bathtime so much fun...
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: "Quickly everyone we'll take the ship!"
Leela: "But it's only a mod-"
Professor: (Pull revolver out of tub) "Get in."
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