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El-Man

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« Reply #400 on: 09-21-2009 02:18 »

E'wah...?


Calculon: If you think the antenna were good, wait until you see this new attachment! (whips the sheet away).
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #401 on: 09-21-2009 04:35 »

Calculon: (to lady) I TOLD you that I'm more than meets the eye!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #402 on: 09-21-2009 04:37 »

Woman: [piercing pod scream]
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #403 on: 09-21-2009 18:40 »

Bender:  Damn it, Calculon!  I'm the only one who can put people in zombie-like trances! 

Calculon:  Oh, come on!  You got to admit I'm pretty good at it! 

Woman:  (monotone):  I...will...never...wash...thi s...cheek...again.....
Frisco17

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« Reply #404 on: 09-21-2009 22:26 »

Woman: "It's ok. Turns out he was only mostly dead."
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #405 on: 09-21-2009 23:12 »

Woman: "I touched him! Calculon, I'm your number 1 fan!!"
Bender: "Uh oh....."
Calculon: "Isn't that a quote from that film where a famous person (but not as famous as me, of course) is found by his number one fan after an accident and nursed back to health by her, during which they fall in love?
Bender: Not quite. And I wouldn't look under that sheet just yet.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #406 on: 09-22-2009 14:39 »

HONEST BENDER'S VIRTUAL FANTASYLAND
(Now for the low low price of only $17.29 per hour!)


 Calculon: [to the woman] You had me at "Hello".

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #407 on: 09-22-2009 16:31 »

Woman: "It's ok. Turns out he was only mostly dead."
A Princess Bride reference?  For shame...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #408 on: 09-22-2009 23:15 »

Lots of funny entries this time, but coldangel_1 wins for best pop culture reference that will totally dated within three weeks. wink
Frisco17

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« Reply #409 on: 09-22-2009 23:47 »

I never thought I'd see the day when Kanye West beat out The Princess Bride. That's it, the world is doomed.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #410 on: 09-23-2009 00:13 »

Coldy, the correct answer was Charles Manson. Charles Manson...
coldangel

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« Reply #411 on: 09-23-2009 02:44 »

BAM!

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #412 on: 09-23-2009 03:03 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2009 08:53 »

Bender:  Attention everybody!  Zapp & Leela just did IT again!
Zapp:  I must have been really good; if only I could remember.  Kif, send out another company wide memo announcing our LOVE...
Leela:  Oh lord...
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #413 on: 09-23-2009 03:55 »

Zapp: I feel like something should be happening but isn't... Go-go Gadget gadget! [waits] Hm, that usually works... on TV... Kif! I need your help!
El-Man

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« Reply #414 on: 09-23-2009 04:12 »
« Last Edit on: 09-23-2009 05:31 »

Zapp: (thinks) Uh-oh, I looked at Leela's ass...
Leela: Hey, what's that thing starting to poke my knee?

*edit for punctuation*
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #415 on: 09-23-2009 04:46 »

Leela: God, why did I agree to be a part of this fully-clothed orgy? Maybe I'm running a fever...
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #416 on: 09-23-2009 09:31 »

Zapp: MY CROTCH FEELS FUNNY.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #417 on: 09-23-2009 14:43 »

Leela: why Zapp is so close to me? ... and more importantly why is he still not beaten by me?
<soon after Leela hits Zapp>
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #418 on: 09-23-2009 14:46 »

Leela: Does this dress make my eye look big?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #419 on: 09-24-2009 06:11 »

Bender: You shoulda known better than to dance with Zap Brannigan, Leela. This ain't the first time he's collided with a heavenly body!
Frisco17

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« Reply #420 on: 09-24-2009 06:17 »

Bender: "Hey can't you read the sign? No fat chicks!"
Basil
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #421 on: 09-24-2009 13:34 »

Zapp: 'It's my side arm, I swear!'
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #422 on: 09-24-2009 16:21 »

Zapp: You know, these black-tie diplomatic orgies sort of loose their appeal after the first 100 or so.

Leela: Diplomats! I've been here 15 minutes and I still have my clothes on.

Bender: Oh your god! Someone invited the Amazonian delegation. Run for your lives!

coldangel

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« Reply #423 on: 09-25-2009 02:20 »

Ahh, Futz. I like the idea of a black-tie orgy.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #424 on: 09-25-2009 04:21 »

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #425 on: 09-25-2009 05:03 »

Judge: I hearby sentence you to five years of hard partying with floozy-bot hookers! [bangs gavel]

Bender: The system works!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #426 on: 09-25-2009 05:37 »

Leela: "I still don't understand how there's a precedent affecting this case from the Nuremburg Trials."

Judge: "Apparently Göring had a thing for "ladies of the night".
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #427 on: 09-25-2009 05:49 »

Judge: "I'm sorry, but, in response to the defendant's question, death by snu-snu is not on the list of approved means of execution.  Therefore, the prisoner is hereby sentenced to be executed... by geography lecture!"

Leela: "You see, Bender?  This is why I told you not to ask the prosecution if you could have the death penalty!"
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #428 on: 09-25-2009 07:04 »

Judge: Bender, you can take the 20 years or you can make a deal for whatever's hidden in Foosie #2's Lovely Lady Lumps.
Fry: [from audience] IT'S A GOAT! GO WITH THE 20 YEARS!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #429 on: 09-25-2009 12:49 »

Stay tuned after All My Circuits for a new series of Single Female Lawyer -- Now with hookers and blackjack!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #430 on: 09-25-2009 13:01 »

Judge: Leela, charges against you are hereby dismissed...
Leela: why always i have to be treated other way than everybody else are?
Judge: ...as you are not a robot
Leela: oh...i thought that was because of my eye...
Judge: that too! CASE CLOSED!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #431 on: 09-25-2009 14:05 »

Judge: Mr. Bender, do you seriously expect me to believe these two hookerbots are protocol droids?

Bender: Sure, your Honour! That's FCK-4U and that's DO-ME2...
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #432 on: 09-25-2009 19:20 »

Judge: No, your name isn't on the list. You can't come in. I don't care if you have all the booze and fembots in the world. I don't want bending units in my disco.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #433 on: 09-26-2009 20:42 »

They don't make 'em like the Do-Me2's anymore. El-Man wins.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #434 on: 09-27-2009 00:54 »

Boo-yah!


Frisco17

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« Reply #435 on: 09-27-2009 01:26 »

Fry: "Why! Why couldn't he just let the wookie win?"
Freako

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« Reply #436 on: 09-27-2009 02:01 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2009 02:03 by Futurama_Freak1 »

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.
coldangel

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« Reply #437 on: 09-27-2009 03:30 »

Announcer: *And the winner of best death scene goes to... Philip Fry in "The Sting".*

Fry: Thank you so much, I...

Guy: Hey, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but mine was one of the best death scenes of all time! Watch - guhh.... arrrgh.... eeeegh... *THUMP*

Fry:  no no
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #438 on: 09-27-2009 03:43 »

Fry hadn't realized that in The Future, the Retro 80s Breakdancing Competition involved actually... breaking.
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #439 on: 09-27-2009 04:18 »

Fry: Welcome to the Planet Express Talent Contest, sir! What will you be doing for us tonight?

Contestant: My impression of Michael Jackson! (struts, spins, does moonwalk)

Fry: Wow! You've really got his moves down!

Contestant: (foot slips) Aaggh! My groin muscle!

Fry: Wow, you can do the voice, too!
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