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Wonderpants
Bending Unit
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Leela: Hey Amy, have you guessed what I had to eat for dinner last night yet? Amy: Leela, you have a Chao Chee Bai! (looking up swear words in Chinese is great fun! )
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Amy: Leela, I thought we were supposed to wrestle in mud, not inside Bender's chest cavity!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Wow, I don't remember eating that! Haha!
Amy: *rolls eyes*
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Basil
Delivery Boy
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Congratulations! It's a girl...
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Uh... it's a rare massage of my people? Amy: Oh, a sewer massage! No wonder you're using your ass!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Being a lesbian in the 31st century is hard work now that several tons of machinery are required.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Zapp: Alright men, the ass-kicking plan is simple. Explain it, Kif.
Kif: *sigh* Our troops' enormous boots are represented by the triangles, the blue circles represent asses, in the top right you can see the enemy's ass.
Zapp: And this men, is the concept of "humour". I see that ShepherdofShark have yet to understand this concept.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Zapp: Squad A will engage his armored division of multi-faceted antiheroes on the surface while Squad B will infiltrate the Shadow Gallery, defeat Alan Moore once and for all, and recover all the stolen copies of the Watchmen movie before he has a chance to destroy them.
Kif: I didn't really think it was that good anyway. It didn't even have the squi...
Zapp: The next person to complain about the squid will be forced to watch The League of Extraordinary Gentleman. So help me God, I'll do it!
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seattlejohn01
Space Pope
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« Reply #379 on: 09-18-2009 04:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2009 19:18 »
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And the magic 8-ball says that the WINNER is…
* seattlejohn01 * Sorry I missed it. Zapp: Alright troops, here's how my ingenious plan works. As you can see from my expertly drawn up battleplan map, our ships are represented by these blue triangles, you men these stick figures, our enemy the round blue ball. Our plan, in the short strokes, will be to send wave after wave of suicide flights towards our enemy, in hopes that they run out of ammunition. It will be a slaughter, but that's a chance I'm willing to take. Questions? Kif: Sir, that's not your battleplan map. That's your candyland game board. Zapp: Kif, how many times have I told you to keep them separate? Go get my battleplan map. And recommend youself for a court martial. If there's one thing a 24 star Captain like myself cannot put up with, it's a sloppy 2nd in command. Kif: (Sigh)...
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zapp: Dear lord, they've sank my battleship...!
Kif: [groans]
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coldangel
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(Why, that's only as big as a womp rat!)
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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I could go with Frisco for the best reference made this round, but I'll go with NastyInThePasty. Honorable mention to Futurama_Freak1.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Another one of those "should have been there" scenarios.
Calculon: And that's how I won the Oscar! Loon: Ooooooo--
Note: I only made this lame attempt due to the expressions on both face's could easily imply this conversation!
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coldangel
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Lady: Oh my God, Calculon touched me, he...
Bender (bursting in): I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Mark David Chapman was the greatest deranged fan of all time!
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