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hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #360 on: 09-13-2009 10:08 »

And the magic 8-ball says that the WINNER is…

*  seattlejohn01  *

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #361 on: 09-14-2009 22:35 »

it's been thirty-six hours according to that thing I wear on my wrist so:

 
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #362 on: 09-14-2009 23:05 »

Leela: Hey Amy, have you guessed what I had to eat for dinner last night yet?

Amy: Leela, you have a Chao Chee Bai!

(looking up swear words in Chinese is great fun!  big grin )
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #363 on: 09-14-2009 23:07 »

Amy: Leela, I thought we were supposed to wrestle in mud, not inside Bender's chest cavity!
coldangel

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« Reply #364 on: 09-15-2009 01:45 »

Leela: Wow, I don't remember eating that! Haha!

Amy: *rolls eyes*
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #365 on: 09-15-2009 01:47 »

Leela: Try to see the funny side, Amy. You're being the condom between me and Zapp.

Amy: (thinks unrepeatable Mandarin swear words)
Basil
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #366 on: 09-15-2009 04:09 »

Congratulations! It's a girl...
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #367 on: 09-15-2009 04:17 »

Leela: Uh... it's a rare massage of my people?
Amy: Oh, a sewer massage! No wonder you're using your ass!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #368 on: 09-15-2009 05:14 »

Being a lesbian in the 31st century is hard work now that several tons of machinery are required.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #369 on: 09-15-2009 13:40 »

Amy: [Thinking to herself] Why, oh-why didn't I bring one of those Lady Neck Protector things with me? Oh, that's right. The color scheme the professor used was atrocious!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #370 on: 09-15-2009 20:09 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2009 20:11 »

Leela: Amy! the view up here is great! Do you mind holding me up a little longer so i can make my big eye happy  for just a sec longer? Pleaseee...
Amy: [loud] if you have to.... [thinking] why the hell i got tricked into being a seat?, also i 'd want to have my bottom as good bottom as Leela has..., wait! maybe  i should get a plastic surgery to change my own into such... or maybe not...i need to think about it
Leela: just a little longer....
Amy [still thinking:] great....  now i have time to think about it!!!

soylentOrange

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« Reply #371 on: 09-16-2009 17:50 »

Weiner wins, with frisco a close second
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #372 on: 09-18-2009 01:27 »

Ballin'.

ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #373 on: 09-18-2009 01:55 »

Zapp: Alright men, the ass-kicking plan is simple. Explain it, Kif.

Kif: *sigh* Our troops' enormous boots are represented by the triangles, the blue circles represent asses, in the top right you can see the enemy's ass.
Svip

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« Reply #374 on: 09-18-2009 02:12 »

Zapp: Alright men, the ass-kicking plan is simple. Explain it, Kif.

Kif: *sigh* Our troops' enormous boots are represented by the triangles, the blue circles represent asses, in the top right you can see the enemy's ass.


Zapp:  And this men, is the concept of "humour".  I see that ShepherdofShark have yet to understand this concept.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #375 on: 09-18-2009 02:25 »

Hey, at least it was original. Unlike basing one's caption on someone else's lame attempt.
Frisco17

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« Reply #376 on: 09-18-2009 02:46 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2009 02:47 »

Zapp: "Many bothans died to bring us thing information."

Freako

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« Reply #377 on: 09-18-2009 03:03 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2009 03:08 by Futurama_Freak1 »

Zapp: And so that's how the spermicide I used when I got down with your wife worked.
coldangel

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« Reply #378 on: 09-18-2009 03:13 »

Zapp: Squad A will engage his armored division of multi-faceted antiheroes on the surface while Squad B will infiltrate the Shadow Gallery, defeat Alan Moore once and for all, and recover all the stolen copies of the Watchmen movie before he has a chance to destroy them.

Kif: I didn't really think it was that good anyway. It didn't even have the squi...

Zapp: The next person to complain about the squid will be forced to watch The League of Extraordinary Gentleman. So help me God, I'll do it!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #379 on: 09-18-2009 04:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2009 19:18 »

And the magic 8-ball says that the WINNER is…

*  seattlejohn01  *
Sorry I missed it.


Zapp:  Alright troops, here's how my ingenious plan works.  As you can see from my expertly drawn up battleplan map, our ships are represented by these blue triangles, you men these stick figures, our enemy the round blue ball.  Our plan, in the short strokes, will be to send wave after wave of suicide flights towards our enemy, in hopes that they run out of ammunition.  It will be a slaughter, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.  Questions?

Kif:  Sir, that's not your battleplan map.  That's your candyland game board.

Zapp:  Kif, how many times have I told you to keep them separate?  Go get my battleplan map.  And recommend youself for a court martial.  If there's one thing a 24 star Captain like myself cannot put up with, it's a sloppy 2nd in command.

Kif:  (Sigh)...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #380 on: 09-18-2009 05:18 »

Zapp: Dear lord, they've sank my battleship...!

Kif: [groans]
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #381 on: 09-18-2009 06:20 »

After his demotion, Zapp was reassigned to be a space weatherman.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #382 on: 09-18-2009 12:49 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2009 12:51 »

Zapp: ...then using the Jonas Brothers as bait we swoop in and destroy every last one of those green, pointy headed, squishy little bastards in the galaxy. Any questions?

Kif: Ah...

Zapp: Yes, then the Jonas Brothers too.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #383 on: 09-18-2009 14:44 »

Narrator: We now return you to your previously scheduled program: ZAPP BRANNIGAN Explains The Mysteries Of Space. This week he is discussing the curvature of Space-Time.
Zapp: … Oh, and throw in a few more of these flying weggie things here and they all come together in the "big boom" and…
Kiff: Bang, sir.
Zapp: Eh, what was that Kiff?
Kiff: Its known as the "Big Bang", sir.
Zapp: No, as you can plainly see its written here as "Boom".
Kiff: But you wrote that yourself.
Zapp: Exactly, Kiff. Get with the program… and quit interrupting me for God's sake.
Kiff: [Signs]
Zapp: Anyway… (where was I… oh yes) and that, home viewer, is how we know the universe to be banana-shaped.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #384 on: 09-18-2009 17:32 »

Zapp: And these were the ships that attacked my character in the video game I played last night.
Kif: (sigh)
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #385 on: 09-18-2009 17:39 »

Zapp: ok... i thought this [points at the board] was just a "make-own-empire" video game... now i see i started a REAL war with Threpotiblonians from thretoxis 299,99C and those blue dots are us... and those triangles are enemy nukes... what to do Kif?! advise! you are here to do this... among other things...
Kif: uh... we better start running now or we'll be turned into radioactive dust in 30seconds
Zapp: GREAT plan i have made! Kif... execute!
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #386 on: 09-19-2009 00:30 »

Zapp:  The Omicrons are trying to invade earth again, so we attack at dawn! 

Kiff:  I thought we attacked at midnight, sir!

Zapp:  Nope, at dawn!  So, get up early Kiff!

Kiff:  *sighs*
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #387 on: 09-19-2009 07:43 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2009 07:44 »

Zapp: Well, as you can see here, three people will float around pointlessly into space, some triangles will shoot out of this circle here and some more triangles will come out from this other circle followed by a 'boom' over here. It's so simple an idiot could have thought it up!

Kif: *sigh*
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #388 on: 09-19-2009 12:27 »

Zapp: The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #389 on: 09-20-2009 07:32 »

(Why, that's only as big as a womp rat!)
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #390 on: 09-20-2009 07:44 »

[Aside]
   Damn, I wish my one had been Zapp discussing contraception, but I only thought of it just now.   frown
[/Aside]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #391 on: 09-20-2009 08:30 »

Well, if you want to change it, go ahead.  I think yours is hilarious as is...
Freako

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« Reply #392 on: 09-20-2009 09:35 »

Well, if you want to change it, go ahead.  I think yours is hilarious as is...

Well he can't, because I already did it.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #393 on: 09-20-2009 19:20 »

I could go with Frisco for the best reference made this round, but I'll go with NastyInThePasty. Honorable mention to Futurama_Freak1.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #394 on: 09-20-2009 21:54 »

E'wah...?

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #395 on: 09-20-2009 22:38 »

Calculon: so lady? who is your greatest idol?[thinking] me i bet
some lady: Now Bender! rob him!
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #396 on: 09-20-2009 22:41 »

lady: I've got him cornered!
Svip

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #397 on: 09-20-2009 22:43 »

Another one of those "should have been there" scenarios.

Calculon:  And that's how I won the Oscar!
Loon:  Ooooooo--

Note: I only made this lame attempt due to the expressions on both face's could easily imply this conversation!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #398 on: 09-21-2009 01:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2009 01:49 »

All My Circuits studio worker:  I can't believe it... I've been... groped... by CALCULON!

Calculon:  And how priveleged you must be, nameless production assistant.  Now, go get me a half caff cappuccino smoothie with extra 10-40 motor oil...
coldangel

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« Reply #399 on: 09-21-2009 02:06 »

Lady: Oh my God, Calculon touched me, he...

Bender (bursting in): I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Mark David Chapman was the greatest deranged fan of all time!
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