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coldangel

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« Reply #280 on: 08-29-2009 08:42 »



Leela: Well, it looks like we have some time on our hands.
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #281 on: 08-29-2009 09:34 »

Bender: I thought I saw my grandfather here somewhere.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #282 on: 08-29-2009 11:41 »

Fry: well..., that leaves us no time for excuses...
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #283 on: 08-29-2009 12:39 »

FRY: Hey, don't I remember that cat clock from somewhere?
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #284 on: 08-29-2009 15:10 »

Fry: ...Leela? Did you just touch my leg?

Leela: Fry, I'm all the way over here.

Fry: (gulps) This is like Star Wars...I bet it's the garbage monster...oh no...can't breathe...the walls are starting to cave in! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!

Leela: Fry! Relax! Bender was just trying to steal you wallet.

Bender:
You just have to ruin everything, don't you?
Basil
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #285 on: 08-29-2009 16:32 »

Leela: Fry, is this some kind of elaborate wind-up?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #286 on: 08-29-2009 17:17 »

Leela: Yes yes, Fry. You've already told us that phase 1 was "Collect clocks" and that phase 3 is "Profit" but just how does phase 2 go again?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #287 on: 08-29-2009 17:56 »

Fry: Wow...I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel through time.

Leela: Quiet, you...!
Frisco17

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« Reply #288 on: 08-29-2009 18:17 »

Leela: Yes yes, Fry. You've already told us that phase 1 was "Collect clocks" and that phase 3 is "Profit" but just how does phase 2 go again?

laff Not even gonna try.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #289 on: 08-29-2009 19:25 »

Leela: OK, which one of you clock suckers is responsible for this?

Fry: Honest I was just twisting the night away. Next thing I knew - clocks everywhere!

Bender: Amy? Are you in there?

Amy: I'm OK.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #290 on: 08-29-2009 21:15 »

Fry:  Would someone please get rid of that cat clock!  It's giving me the creeps! 

Bender: (picks up the cat clock)  Meow!  Meow!  Meow!  Kiss me Fry!  Kiss me!

Fry: (running away screaming)

Leela:  Will they ever grow up?

Zoidberg:  You've been wondering about that, too? 

Farnsworth:  Why are all these clocks here, again? 
soylentOrange

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« Reply #291 on: 08-29-2009 22:00 »

Leela: Yes yes, Fry. You've already told us that phase 1 was "Collect clocks" and that phase 3 is "Profit" but just how does phase 2 go again?

win
hobbitboy

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« Reply #292 on: 08-30-2009 13:59 »


   

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Svip

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« Reply #293 on: 08-30-2009 14:07 »

Hermes: [thinking] Okay, Hermes, say something smooth. [loud] Nice boobs! [thinking] Noo---

A slight "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" reference there.  WATCH IT MORE IF YOU DO NOT CATCH IT!
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #294 on: 08-30-2009 14:09 »

Leela- very funny hermes, but I'd never sign a form to go out with you.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #295 on: 08-30-2009 14:26 »

Hermes: Dese documents are very important, so we require ya to sign 'em in blood.

Leela: Um, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with mutilating myself in the name of bureaucracy.

Hermes: Den yer a lesser woman den I. But I figured dat'd be de case, so dat red pen beside ya is already pre-filled wit' blood.

Leela: Whose blood?

Hermes: Dat's not important. Now, de professor tells me you're Type A?...

Weird, weird stuff. It's too early in the morning for me to pretend to be clever.
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #296 on: 08-30-2009 14:31 »

Hermes: now you need to sign this job give-up-form to get a rise...
Leela: umm... no... forget i asked for a rise...
Hermes: [thinking] should i or shouldn't forget about it [loud] ok
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #297 on: 08-30-2009 15:02 »

Hermes: Pull me finger, woman!

Leela: [thinking] Oh lord...
Ed3

Crustacean
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« Reply #298 on: 08-30-2009 15:44 »

Leela: Hermes is that a pornography magazine on your shelf?
Hermes: (clears throat) ah, no. it's, er, Bender's.
Leela: But why would Bende...
Hermes: Sign de paper.
Frisco17

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« Reply #299 on: 08-30-2009 15:56 »

Hermes:. "Now as you can see owning a timeshare is one of de smartest financial choices you can make."

Leela: "Ugggh!"
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #300 on: 08-30-2009 16:20 »

Hermes: And by signing this form you agree, as ship's captain, to dance around the ship naked once before each flight.

Leela: At my last job I was required to dance naked on Thursdays and the equinoxes.

Hermes: Ah, previous expeirence, wonderful. Amy already has the equinoxes, how about the solstices?

Leela: Is the hangar heated?

Hermes: The employee lounge is also acceptable.

Leela: Well, OK then.

soylentOrange

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« Reply #301 on: 08-31-2009 01:42 »

Leela: "Your office smells like a college dormatory stairwell.  Was there something burning in here recently?"

Hermes: "... And by signing this paper, you hereby promise never to ask that question again."
El-Man

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« Reply #302 on: 08-31-2009 07:31 »

Leela: Hermes, I don't see why I need to sign a larger insurance waiver for flying the ship...

Hermes: Because you have doze, dat's why.

Leela: Grrr...
coldangel

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« Reply #303 on: 08-31-2009 07:46 »

Hermes: Tits or GTFO
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #304 on: 08-31-2009 11:52 »

Leela: Hermes, why have you installed scales on your desk?

Hermes: Oh, that's so Planet Express can comply with the new Central Bureaucracy regulations about keeping details of employee's body mass details!"

Leela: ........

Hermes: And I wiped the scales off after Fry used them. So get that shirt off, woman, and whack those knockers on the scales!
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #305 on: 08-31-2009 19:38 »

Leela: Hermes, why have you installed scales on your desk?

Hermes: Oh, that's so Planet Express can comply with the new Central Bureaucracy regulations about keeping details of employee's body mass details!"

Leela: ........

Hermes: And I wiped the scales off after Fry used them. So get that shirt off, woman, and whack those knockers on the scales!
laff THAT'S a winner- who agrees?
Frisco17

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« Reply #306 on: 08-31-2009 20:43 »

It only matters if hobbitboy agrees.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #307 on: 08-31-2009 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2009 20:59 »

Leela: I'm leaving. This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction. An argument is an intellectual process designed to establish a proposition, contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

Hermes: No, it isn't.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #308 on: 08-31-2009 22:06 »

Hermes: Okay, Leela, now I just want ya to write your name on da top of da paper, den sign it. But first I have something extremely important and vital to tell ya. [phone rings.] hold on.

[15 minutes later]

Leela: Okay. What is it?

Hermes:
What? Oh the very important information, yes. Okay so it's...wait...it's on da tip of my tongue...hold on...damn why can't I remembah? The whole dang company depends on this bit of information...what de heck was I supposed to tell you? I've almost got it...uh...wait...let me start over. Sign dat paper...got dat...uh...sign de paper...Oh! No dat's not it...comon' you dang brain...oh just come back tomorrow.

I've got nothin'
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #309 on: 09-01-2009 13:23 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2009 13:34 »

I'm sorry to disillusion (not to mention disappoint and disparage) willsterdude3000 but I'm awarding this one to…

*   NastyInThePasty   *


Rock on, dudes.



[Edit]
Oh, and an honory mention to Smarty for her brave effort which is not unlike one of my own from ages past and which still holds something of a special place in my heart.
[/Edit]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #310 on: 09-01-2009 16:05 »

Hey, awesome! big grin

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #311 on: 09-01-2009 16:48 »

Leela: alright kids... listen to a story....
Professor: ...about dooming the world!!!!!
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #312 on: 09-01-2009 21:58 »

[Edit]
Oh, and an honory mention to Smarty for her brave effort which is not unlike one of my own from ages past and which still holds something of a special place in my heart.
[/Edit]

 smile


Leela:
Okay, kids, you wanted to buy this piece of crap, so let's get to building. Let me just read the instructions.

How to build your own Bending Unit: Chapter One.


Congratulations on purchasing My First Bending Unit from Mom's Friendly Robot company. We're sure you'll be satisfied. Here is just a description of what is to come with My First Bending Unit: Right now your robot looks innocent, and possibly your child has already begun to attempt to build it. But there is more. By the time your robot turns 5 he will have become an alcoholic, chain smoker, heavy gambler, kleptomaniac, and narcissist. And if your robot claims to want to "kill all humans," don't worry, it's normal.

By the way, once the robot has been turned on there is no way to get rid of it.


Ugh, kids, let's put this thing back in the box before it's too--

Bender: I'm alive!
Go-a-Green-a

Bending Unit
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« Reply #313 on: 09-02-2009 00:19 »
« Last Edit on: 09-02-2009 00:21 »

Leela: Now don't worry, everyone. We'll have you back to normal before you know it!

Bender: Eww, What's that pink thing on the floor?

Zoidberg: Oh God! I melted!
Frisco17

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« Reply #314 on: 09-02-2009 02:53 »

Hermes: "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you."
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #315 on: 09-02-2009 07:18 »

Another happy afternoon at Planet Express Child Minding and Daycare, with Uncle Hubert and Leela the Cyclops Story-Teller.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #316 on: 09-02-2009 14:08 »

germanfryfan: No, no! The leg bone's connected to the knee bone.
Leela: Are you sure? I can't find anything in here about knees.
Slackit02: Tee he he… 'Bones' and  'Bender' make  'Boner'. Boner! <laughs uproariously>
Bender's head: What are you all talking about? I'm made of metal for goodness sake!
Farnsworth: Look, if you kids don't quiet'n down down there I'm going to turn this ship around, got it?

Slackit02: <under her breath> Boner. Ha ha ha he he…

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
coldangel

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« Reply #317 on: 09-02-2009 15:46 »

Leela (reading): So it's a protocol 'droid, by Ikea. Says here it's guaranteed to be polite, law-abiding, and obedient. Let's put it together!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #318 on: 09-03-2009 02:08 »

Zoidberg: Mwah!

Bender: Guys, the invertebrate is touching me again.

Amy: Now we told you what would happen, Zoidberg.

*THWACK!*
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #319 on: 09-03-2009 10:31 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2009 10:36 »

Leela (reading): So it's a protocol 'droid, by Ikea. Says here it's guaranteed to be polite, law-abiding, and obedient. Let's put it together!
There's nothing wrong with ik.. (shelves collapse) that's the ikea shelves gone.
( chair collapses) ow! maybe going to ikea for furniture isn't a good idea.
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