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Basil
Delivery Boy
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The Planet Express employees protest over increases in the cost of whale oil would have been more effective had Zoidberg not eaten the placards.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Amy: "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!"
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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The crew realised Zoidberg had switched their spray deodorant with spray instant concete about the same time as Zoidberg realised he had gotten it all over his claws.
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Smarty
Professor
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The robbers came in and tied them all with invisible chains and invisible shackles, and Instead of hearing their cries of pain and agony, they decided that pouring laughing gas into the room would prove most entertaining as they ransacked the sleeping Professor's lab, room, and pants pockets. But, most importantly, it gave them a chance to steal the Professor's assorted lengths of wire.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Everyone: (singing in unison) Y-M-C-A!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Professor: [off-screen] Now, just ten more reps on the invisible barbells, and we can start on the invisible stationary bikes.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Freako, cause it really does look like that's what's happening.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes, Fry and Zoidberg: "Confess! Confess! Confess!"
Hermes: "Perhaps we need to try a different approach. Cardinal Zoidberg, fetch the comfy chair!"
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Squeal like a pig!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zoidberg, Fry & Hermes: [zombie growling]
Bender: Choke on 'em! CHOOOOOOOOOOOKE ON 'EM....!
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Smarty
Professor
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Hermes: One more move and I'll pull off your arm!
Bender: It's re-attachable!
Zoidberg: Well I'll cut off your arm!
Bender: Whatever, I have spares. I'll never tell you!
Fry: Well one more move and I'll pull out your...wallet!
Bender: [gasps] You wouldn't!
Fry: Yes I would! [Fry pulls out Bender's wallet.] Aha! I've got...my wallet? [Bender laughs. ] Okay, plan B. Amy, get the blowtorch and Bender's money stash hidden under the....
Bender: NO! All right! All right! I confess! I am the one who let the armadillo go!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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1 second earlier...
Bender: It's fun to stay at the...
Fixed.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zapp: I'm sorry, baby, I seem to have left my wallet in my other pants.
Zapp's date: D'oh!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zapp: "I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Admiral, come here and say hello to my date!"
Adrmial Ackbar: "It's a trap!"
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Smarty
Professor
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Zapp: So that's what I'm saying. I'm not sure if this is going to work.
Background Man (thinking): Oh, crap, I think it is Joe from high school. If I keep staring this way, maybe he/ she/whateverscadoozy it is won't notice me... just...keep...staring...
Man Lady: (High voice) That's okay. I'll just have to find another...hey...(Deep voice) Mitch! Is that you? It's me, Joe!
Background Man (thinking): Damn. Why did I even come here? I have no girlfriend! Now Joe is...Damn!
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