Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #160 on:]

5 seconds earlier...

Leela: What's the time?

Repost for the new page. Also, my posts will get looked at more.

[Reply #161 on:]

Why?

[Reply #162 on:]

Why what? Are you replying to something I can't see?

[Reply #163 on:]

Leela: Don't look! It's the 518th season premiere of the Cleveland Show!

[Reply #164 on:]

Okay, I wasn't in love with the idea of picking someone who just won, but SOS's was the only one to make me laugh out loud every time I read it. So give us a framegrab. Again!

[Reply #165 on:]

It was Leela's face, amirite?

Best try not to be funny this time, Smarty. People will think we're in cahoots.

So to the grab, and I'm gonna go all retro on your asses.

[Reply #166 on:]

Fry: "Wait, is that blimp accurate?"

Leela: "No, actually, it's supposed to say 'Look out behind you'"

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Fry: Why is that blimp saying 'happy'?
Leela: It has a telepathic computer inside it that can sense the feeling of whoever you're talking to and display the appropriate emotion. In this case, my emotion.
Fry: Then why is it saying you're happy?
Leela: It's malfunctioning.

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Leela: It's that Happy Blimp...

Fry: Ah huh...

Leela: The government sends it around to beam happy thoughts in everyone's head...

Fry: 'K...

Leela: You don't seem happy.

Fry: Well, my balls haven't quite thawed out yet. The guy that was here before you said you'd help me thaw them out. I'd be happy then.

Leela: Terry!!!

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Leela: "Ok, now read the next line."

Fry: "K, Δ, F, F, 9?"

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Leela: Okay, Mr. Fry, here's a little test. Read the emotion prompts on the side of that blimp and try to visibly reproduce those emotions. Annnnnnnddddd........GO! [scribbling on notepad] Oh my, this isn't going well at all...

[Reply #171 on:]

Leela was not pleased that Happy Inc. had taken over Goodyear.

[Reply #172 on:]

Leela: ...So what you're basically saying is that when you hired the blimp to wish me happy birthday, using the free voucher you found in the dumpster, you didn't actually check to see whether they could fit "happy birthday" on the screen?

[Reply #173 on:]

Fry: That's one happy blimp.

Leela: Happy blimp? You must mean my partner Joe. Some bum gave him a "cigarette" this morning.

[Reply #174 on:]

Fry: The blimp is right. I need to go to my happy place. Happy place... happy place...
(Buries face into Leela's cleavage)

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Fry: Crap. Since when have sarcastic blimps taken over earth.

Also,

Why what? Are you replying to something I can't see?

LOL. Your insults are just funny, not insulting anymore.

[Reply #176 on:]

Fry:is that flying banner saying "Happy"?
Leela:yes...
Fry:then [inside] i am happiest man in the world...
Leela:you don't look like such a person...
Fry:right...

[Reply #177 on:]

Your caption's bad and you should feel bad!

[Reply #178 on:]

Fry:  Oh, your blimps say "happy", eh?

Leela:  Sure, something wrong with that?

Fry: [cocky] Back in my time, they said "gay". [snickers]

Leela:  That's much different, blimps are also required to show synonyms these days.

[The blimp changes to "also means" and then "gay".]

Fry:  Bah, political correctness!

[Reply #179 on:]

Leela: Okay Mr Fry, how many things can you see in this scene that begin with the letter 'B'?
Fry: B… B… Uh, what's a 'scene' again?

[Leela sighs, rolls her eye, and ticks "Stupid Ages" on her Client Evaluation Form]

[Reply #180 on:]

Are there any obvious regulars who might post replies any time soon or should I just call the winner.

futz

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[Reply #182 on:]

Bender: "Which ever one of you can get a hotdog down your throat farther gets $50!

[Reply #183 on:]

Bender: "Hey look, I can do three things at once.  Eat, drink, and dance!"

*pause*

Bender: "Ooh, four things!"

[Reply #184 on:]

Bender: I'd kiss you but I'm gonna barf... Ah, what the hell! come here, baby!

[Reply #185 on:]

Bender: Hands up, everyone! These hot dogs are loaded!

Blonde: It's the Barfing Bandit! Hey, he's kinda cute...

[Reply #186 on:]

Bender: Food, or sex? Food, or sex? I dunno... [music starts up] Okay, food, sex, or dancing?

[Reply #187 on:]

Bender: Okay, I know what the alcohol and hot dogs are for. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with these girls?

Fry (OS): Bender! Remember what I do once a month, if I'm lucky?

Bender: ....let's see....Bathe? Wait....hmm....ooooh!

[Reply #188 on:]

BENDER:i'm back baybe! and also... i'm ALIVE! Let's party!

[Reply #189 on:]

Bender: Finally I get to make it with some real women!

Girl 1: Technically I won't be a real woman until my final surgery, but I'm still woman enough for you, sugar!

Bender: !!

[Reply #190 on:]

Bender: Finally I get to make it with some real women!

Girl 1: Technically I won't be a real woman until my final surgery, but I'm still woman enough for you, sugar!

Bender: !!

Girl 1:  Why you so stoopid, stoopid?

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[Fry, dressed as an old man, walks on and goes to Girl 2]
Fry: Young lady, I come from the future! My younger self will be coming into the bar soon and if you don't have sex with him tonight the fabric of space-time will tear and the Universe will destroy itself!
Bender: Been there, done that, got the official collector's hot dogs.

[Reply #192 on:]

soylentOrange wins.

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[Reply #194 on:]

Leela: [thinking] If I squint a little, he looks a bit like Brad Pitt's head...

[Reply #195 on:]

Announcer: Even though he had been cryogenicly frozen, the years hit hard for Mr. "Speedo Torpedo", seen here at the thousandth anniversary premier of Click.

[Reply #196 on:]

Leela: Whelp... now I have to change my hair colour.

[Reply #197 on:]

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've finally managed to plant a spy camera in Wernstrom's room. It'll allow me to humiliate him at the next symposium of the Academy of the Inventors!

Wernstrom: (singing) "I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transexual, Transylvania!"

Farnsworth: Wernstrom!!

Leela: Wait a minute.....Oh God, that's my stolen thong that the bastard's wearing! Ewww!

[Reply #198 on:]

Wernstrom: Har har. Very funny, guys. When I find out who it was who gave me these spray-on briefs, they're toast! And whose bright idea was it to mix glue into the spray-paint?

[Reply #199 on:]

Leela: "Ugh, that's the worst color wallpaper I've ever seen!"