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Frisco17

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« on: 07-26-2009 06:51 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2009 06:53 »

Behold the new thread in all of it's rum soaked glory!

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #1 on: 07-26-2009 07:12 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2009 07:22 »

Leela: I thought we marooned him on Ceti Alpha V!
Fry: I thought you said Bender was just going on a beer run... But that would explain why the guy next to him is--
Shatner: [busting through door] KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAN!
Fry: ... dead.
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« Reply #2 on: 07-26-2009 07:18 »

Leela: Fry, I know these new Torchwood episodes are kind of scary, but go hide behind your OWN chair!
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« Reply #3 on: 07-26-2009 08:47 »

Leela: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship?!

Fry: Looks like.
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« Reply #4 on: 07-26-2009 11:14 »

Fry: It's Futurama... and the vioce actors have been replaced!
Leela: Nooooooooooooo!
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« Reply #5 on: 07-26-2009 11:50 »

Leela: Oh my God, that little girl is climbing out of the well!
Fry: The picture just jumped and she's right in front of the screen!
Leela: Now she's crawling out of the screen!
Both: We're going to die!!!!!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #6 on: 07-26-2009 15:02 »

Fry: OMG! Do you mean to say there's a sqylon device somewhere on the bridge?
Leela: Yes, and according to this, its something that wasn't here before.
Fry: Oh, but won't that make it easier to spot?
Leela: No, this read-out says that it will have been disguised.
Fry: But, hang on. How would the Sqylons know anything about what passes for Earthican technology?
Leela: They don't. They only have thousand year old TV broadcasts to go on. Which means that this device, whatever it is, probably looks like a piece of thousand year old equipment.
Fry: Those bastards! How the hell is anyone going to be able to recognise stuff from that long ago?
Leela: [Distracted by what she's reading.] Huh? Who knows. … Look, Fry, we've to stay focused and keep out wits about us. You'd think that finding a thousand year old anachronism amid all the high-tech equipment required to fly a modern spaceship would be easy, like if the wheel was from a sailing ship, or if the ship's computer was an abacus.
Fry: Or if the high-precision chronograph was a pin-up calendar.
Leela: Right. But obviously its not that easy or we'd have spotted it by now. And I can't quite shake the feeling that the answer has been staring us in the face all along.
Fry: Hrrumf. Yeah, right! [Rolls his eyes.] … Hey, I wonder if this teleprompter thing can also tell us what's going to happen next?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #7 on: 07-26-2009 17:40 »

Professsor (on tv): Oh my God. It's here. You found it. All the time, it was...We finally really did it! [Does dance. Fry trips and falls onto a button and a bomb begins to fly out of the ship. Fry and Leela gape in horror.]


Professor: What is it now? [Giant explosion and the ship lights up. Fry and Leela are frozen.] You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you both to hell!

Leela: But--

Professor: The secret to the Universe! Gone! I finally trust you two and you destroyed it.

Fry: [turning to Leela] What's that now, number 16?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #8 on: 07-26-2009 22:30 »

Leela: Oh God, thousand-year-old Family Guy reruns...!

Fry: [screams]
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« Reply #9 on: 07-26-2009 22:40 »

Farnsworth (muted but subtitled on screen - Leela and Fry are just reacting to reading it): Bad news, nobodies! My voice has been rendered useless by the delivery network.

Fry: ----

Leela: ----
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« Reply #10 on: 07-26-2009 22:50 »

Fry - Leela this karaoke machine isn't that good

Leela - Shut up and concentrate Fry.

Both - OoohOoohhhhoOhhhhoOohhhh

Fry - (whispering) Pstt Leela, you're out of time..........
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« Reply #11 on: 07-27-2009 21:30 »

After a couple of minutes of silence as Leela and Fry watch the monitor in horror.

Fry: [stuttering in horror] Can't you change the channel?

Leela: [crying] There is Family Guy on all of them!
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« Reply #12 on: 07-28-2009 16:55 »

Leela: Aaaaah!!!

Fry: Aaaaah!!!

Leela: Aah! A FUX Execubot!!! No heart, no soul, no brain, no...

Fry: There it is! Looks like you're screwed Leela.

Leela: I was going to say no gender bias, Fry.

Fry: Aaaaah!!!


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« Reply #13 on: 07-29-2009 01:11 »

Bender: (on the TV)  Surrender humans!  For you are now all my slaves!  (laughes evilly):


Fry and Leela: (screaming): AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Fry:  He did it!  He really did it!

Leela:  Bender has enslaved humanity! 
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« Reply #14 on: 07-29-2009 13:45 »

The Planet Express Crew have landed on the Planet of Food Fights, and Fry and Leela are currently dodging an oncoming lunch tray.

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« Reply #15 on: 07-29-2009 15:22 »

I gotta give this one to i_c_weiner. Consolation point to Coldy for the Firefly reference.
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« Reply #16 on: 07-30-2009 02:22 »

Technically it was a Serenity reference, Frisco... if that is your real name.
Frisco17

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« Reply #17 on: 07-30-2009 04:16 »

I have so many at this point I don't even remember the real one.
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« Reply #18 on: 07-30-2009 04:17 »

Where is i_c_weiner with a framegrab!?  He is wasting our time.  Damn American Frenchies.  The worst of both worlds!
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« Reply #19 on: 07-30-2009 04:20 »

Send him a message or something I know he's on. He just made a new relationships thread.
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« Reply #20 on: 07-30-2009 04:21 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2009 04:28 »

Oh damn! I wasn't online all of today (it was horrible). Just wait a minute...


Edit: Success!
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« Reply #21 on: 07-30-2009 05:06 »

Bender: I'll come back when Cubert has finished putting on his camoflage makeup.
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« Reply #22 on: 07-30-2009 05:49 »
« Last Edit on: 07-30-2009 10:55 by Futurama_Freak1 »

Bender: Check it out, I replaced one of my legs with a can of slurm, yep.
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« Reply #23 on: 07-30-2009 10:04 »

Bender: You know, your better off playing this game in the basement drinking wine. But don't go touching the beers, kids!

(If anyone knows the reference I am talking about, please let me know so I don't feel like this post was worthless)
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« Reply #24 on: 07-30-2009 10:55 »

Bender: You know, your better off playing this game in the basement drinking wine. But don't go touching the beers, kids!

(If anyone knows the reference I am talking about, please let me know so I don't feel like this post was worthless)

JD in Bender's Game Commentary.
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« Reply #25 on: 07-30-2009 14:14 »

The boys will gladly accept members of any race (or species) into their club.  But there is one rule: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #26 on: 07-30-2009 15:53 »

Bender: (Scatting) Boo ba ba dee bah b'doo… (Sees the kids) What the… Aw, crap! Now they're breeding.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #27 on: 07-30-2009 16:32 »

Bender glares with animosity at all of the ethnic people
futz
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« Reply #28 on: 07-30-2009 17:40 »

Bender: Ok, so your Dad out ranks me but I know what your mama does while you're in school.

Asian kid: Bam!
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« Reply #29 on: 07-30-2009 17:49 »

Bender: (to Dwight) Hey sexy momma wanna kill all humans?
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« Reply #30 on: 07-30-2009 17:53 »

Bender: "Wait did you just role 3 dice in one turn? That's against the rules."

Asian Kid: "Screw the rules, I have money!"
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« Reply #31 on: 07-30-2009 20:45 »

Bender: If you don't want me to tell Hermes about the porn on the other side of your D&D screen, it'll cost you your pocket money for the next three months!
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« Reply #32 on: 07-30-2009 23:53 »

Bender (to Dwight): Are you sure you it's in the rules to have colonic irrigation when you're Dungeon Master?
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« Reply #33 on: 07-31-2009 20:45 »

I'll give this another few hours.
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« Reply #34 on: 07-31-2009 21:57 »

Bender: Okay, kids, it's been 8 days and 10 hours you've been playing this thing. It needs to end.

Dwight: But Bender, you said you once played Blackjack for a month straight.

Bender: True, but that is a man's game. This is a 40-year-old-man-who-lives-with-his-mother's game. Now, off to the "dungeons" with you nerds!

Cubert: You can only do that if you roll an 8.

Bender: Okay, gimme the die. (Cubert gives him the die. Bender threatens to throw it.) I'll give you three an 8!

All four (running away): Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Bender: (laughs) Fry! Bring the beer and the Connect Four!
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« Reply #35 on: 07-31-2009 22:42 »

Okay, I'll decide now before I disappear for the night. hobbitboy wins for making me literally laugh out loud. Honorable mention to futz, Frisky, and Wonderpants.
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« Reply #36 on: 08-01-2009 16:41 »

Alrighty then:

   


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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« Reply #37 on: 08-01-2009 17:28 »

After talking to an old friend Fry finally figured out how to talk Leela and Amy into a threeway

Fry: (crying) "Everyone I ever knew or cared about is gone!....I....I'm just so lonely!!"

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« Reply #38 on: 08-01-2009 17:48 »

In Hell, your most cherished dreams are twisted into your worst nightmare...

Leela: Hey Fry - how would you like to have sex with Amy and I? At the same time!

Fry: But the Devil cut off my wang!!   cry
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« Reply #39 on: 08-01-2009 18:45 »

Fry: What do you mean, you're not turned on? You both liked that picture of David Beckham in Y-fronts !
Amy: Guh, Fry! That's because Beckham looks good in Y-fronts!
Leela: And when Bender said that hairy men can be sexy, as long as it doesn't look like they're wearing a rug, he meant men with hairy chests. Not hairy backs!
Fry: Noooooo!!!
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