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totalnerduk

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I want the technology to keep my head alive in a jar, and graft it onto an enromous cybernetic robot. Because then I could live out my simple dream of crushing all those who annoy, disappoint, or frustrate me.
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DaltonCarl

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What-If Machine would just be amazing! save everyone alot of time!
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Jezzem

Professor

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yeah, I agree. It'd save people money because if they wanted a laptop, they could just ask what it would be like with the laptop. Obviously the stories can be a bit preposterous, I mean stephen hawking in a pizzeria!
How would it save you money by telling you what it would be like if you had a laptop?
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Harold Ziod

Crustacean

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What about number 1.0's desk? smell-o-scope parallel universe box maker the self-fixing mug Instant pool water (with added dead leaves) original 78 million rpm's Holorphoner awesome express' space ship BLURNS BALL!
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Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary

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I apologize for the double post but it seems that we are very close to having real "Lightspeed Briefs". A Japanese astronaut wore experimental underwear for over a month on the space station.
Were they the demo pair?...
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FryWithaPH

Crustacean

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I'd want the Finglonger. A man can dream though, a man can dream.
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hobbitboy

Liquid Emperor
 
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I'd settle for holograms.
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| If you have any poo, fling it now. |
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hobbitboy

Liquid Emperor
 
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How about a Suicide Stick?
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| If you have any poo, fling it now. |
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hobbitboy

Liquid Emperor
 
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Meh. Cigarette, gun; whatever's your poison.
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| If you have any poo, fling it now. |
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Ed3

Crustacean

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A pointy rock tied to a stick?
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dr jerkberg

Crustacean

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one of those 'showers'
a gigantic futuristic bit of metal to hide my gigantic forearms
insane robots
robots that essentially serve no purpose
compartments that appear empty, but after closing and reopening reveal jokes
amy wong
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lavalamp247

Crustacean

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The what if machine and the cutie mcwhiskers
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hobbitboy

Liquid Emperor
 
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Would real (i.e. alive) ones count as an 'invention' per se?
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| If you have any poo, fling it now. |
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dr jerkberg

Crustacean

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it's important that they be cyclops so that they don't get too uppity for a biclops, i assume?
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