Futurama inventions you wish were real

[Reply #40 on:]

The Internet.

Yeah, it's like a city with almost everything you could EVER want. Like if you needed something from a shop, you could just order it there, and then it would come through that mail tube a few seconds later. Also I would love the travel tubes.

[Reply #41 on:]

The Internet.

Yeah, it's like a city with almost everything you could EVER want. Like if you needed something from a shop, you could just order it there, and then it would come through that mail tube a few seconds later. Also I would love the travel tubes.

  yes ok.......

[Reply #42 on:]

I want the technology to keep my head alive in a jar, and graft it onto an enromous cybernetic robot. Because then I could live out my simple dream of crushing all those who annoy, disappoint, or frustrate me.

[Reply #43 on:]

Skimpy Velour Uniforms that somehow don't show everything.

[Reply #44 on:]

I apologize for the double post but it seems that we are very close to having real "Lightspeed Briefs". A Japanese astronaut wore experimental underwear for over a month on the space station.

[Reply #45 on:]

The Sex-Mo-Tron, Sex-ateria, and some sort of DeathClock

[Reply #46 on:]

What-If Machine would just be amazing! save everyone alot of time!

[Reply #47 on:]

yeah, I agree. It'd save people money because if they wanted a laptop, they could just ask what it would be like with the laptop. Obviously the stories can be a bit preposterous, I mean stephen hawking in a pizzeria!

[Reply #48 on:]

laser proof windows

You mean as opposed to one way mirrors?   

[Reply #49 on:]

yeah, I agree. It'd save people money because if they wanted a laptop, they could just ask what it would be like with the laptop. Obviously the stories can be a bit preposterous, I mean stephen hawking in a pizzeria!

How would it save you money by telling you what it would be like if you had a laptop?

[Reply #50 on:]

because you could see what you would be like with it, whether you would like it or not.

[Reply #51 on:]

What about number 1.0's desk?
smell-o-scope
parallel universe box maker
the self-fixing mug
Instant pool water (with added dead leaves)
original 78 million rpm's
Holorphoner
awesome express' space ship
BLURNS BALL!

[Reply #52 on:]

I apologize for the double post but it seems that we are very close to having real "Lightspeed Briefs". A Japanese astronaut wore experimental underwear for over a month on the space station.

Were they the demo pair?...

[Reply #53 on:]

the self-fixing mug

yeah, That would be cool.

[Reply #54 on:]

Definately the what if machine, that way i can see what it would be like if i had a holophoner and the finglonger. then again, that would just make me wish i'd have gotten those...what a catastrophy...

[Reply #55 on:]

The ''What If'' machine 

[Reply #56 on:]

I'd want the Finglonger. A man can dream though, a man can dream.

[Reply #57 on:]

so many awesome and tough desisions.

[Reply #58 on:]

Internet would certainly be great, especially for online gaming.

[Reply #59 on:]

i thought the video game they played looked really fun.

[Reply #60 on:]

yeah. I wonder how they could jump and roll and preform tricks like that, because they wear those suits that are wired up.

[Reply #61 on:]

i never thought of that... must have been a tangled mess.

[Reply #62 on:]

The virtual reality internet would be nice. Also, the what if machine.

[Reply #63 on:]

I'd settle for holograms.

[Reply #64 on:]

I'd settle for the suicide booth.

[Reply #65 on:]

How about a Suicide Stick?

[Reply #66 on:]

How about a Suicide Stick?

Isn't that a cigarette?

[Reply #67 on:]

No, it's a gun

[Reply #68 on:]

Meh. Cigarette, gun; whatever's your poison.

[Reply #69 on:]

A pointy rock tied to a stick?

[Reply #70 on:]

the what if machine ..would be a great help in the real world ...and also i like travel tubes ....u will be able to get  places faster and better than taxis ... 

[Reply #71 on:]

Intergalactic starships.

[Reply #72 on:]

Hmmm good choice..... nobody said that yet huh?

[Reply #73 on:]

x.Bianca.x did back on page 1, but that may have just been one particular ship, not ships in general.

[Reply #74 on:]

If not the "What If" machine, then those really cool pneumatic transportation tubes. Or, why not both? 

[Reply #75 on:]

one of those 'showers'

a gigantic futuristic bit of metal to hide my gigantic forearms

insane robots

robots that essentially serve no purpose

compartments that appear empty, but after closing and reopening reveal jokes

amy wong

[Reply #76 on:]

The what if machine and the cutie mcwhiskers

[Reply #77 on:]

the sexmotron

What is that again

[Reply #78 on:]

Would real (i.e. alive) ones count as an 'invention' per se?

[Reply #79 on:]

it's important that they be cyclops so that they don't get too uppity for a biclops, i assume?