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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #720 on: 06-04-2010 18:57 »

A:  Scotland.  i'd say he's of Scottish decent because of his red hair.


Q:  Why does the Professor collect organs of his employees?   
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #721 on: 06-04-2010 19:46 »

A:  Because he has no more credit at the organ bank.

Q:  How many spaceship crews has the Professor "lost"?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #722 on: 06-05-2010 14:22 »

A: As many as he's lost spaceships, except one.  They're still on strike.



Q: How many Buggalo does it take to make a good milkshake?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #723 on: 06-05-2010 18:53 »

A:  You can't make a good milkshake from Buggalos; everyone knows that.

Q:  What do barbequed Buggalo legs taste like?
bend_her

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« Reply #724 on: 06-06-2010 06:49 »

A. Like Tastee Wheat.

Q. How did the machines know what Tastee Wheat tasted like?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #725 on: 06-06-2010 07:48 »

A:  That's how they were programmed.

Q:  What food is all robot's #1 favorite food?
Rush

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« Reply #726 on: 06-06-2010 12:53 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2010 12:58 »

Liquid Nitrogen made Ice cubes of frozen solid alcoholic beverages.

What would happen if you sat down hard on Kif Kroker?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #727 on: 06-06-2010 18:11 »

A:  SQUISH!

Q:  What's Kif's favorite food?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #728 on: 06-07-2010 07:16 »

A: Martian Chinese.



Q: What's Fry's weirdest bad habit?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #729 on: 06-07-2010 07:44 »

A:  He jacks on electricity like Bender, but he can't figure out why it doesn't do anything for him.

Q:  What does Zoidberg drink to "get loose"?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #730 on: 06-07-2010 08:10 »

A: Ex-Lax.  He's weird like that.


Q: What's the weird thing no one knows about Amy?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #731 on: 06-07-2010 08:28 »

A:  She has a secret crush on Zapp Brannigan.  And she can't believe it herself.

Q:  What's Hermes secret desire?
Future Shock

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« Reply #732 on: 06-07-2010 08:32 »

A. To kill the whole PE crew. You didn't know that already?

Q. What has Hermes got against Zoidberg?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #733 on: 06-07-2010 08:36 »

A:  Well, there's those pics of he & Leela... but we won't get into that now.

Q:  How many different bladders does Zoidberg have?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #734 on: 06-07-2010 20:11 »

A: Zoidberg has about 4, give or take.


Q: Who did the giving and the taking?
Frisco17

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« Reply #735 on: 06-07-2010 20:13 »

A: Bender, whenever he was short on cash.

Q: Who would actually buy Zoidberg's bladders?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #736 on: 06-07-2010 21:24 »

A:  Zoidberg would!  He's convinced that they're better than the ones he just lost.

Q:  Who's Channukah Zombie's best friend?
Frisco17

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« Reply #737 on: 06-07-2010 22:02 »

A: Zombie Hitler oddly enough. They're staring in an odd couple-esque sitcom this fall.

Q: What's the title.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #738 on: 06-07-2010 23:08 »

A:  "Who's Loving Who?"  White supremacists are not amused.

Q:  What hate groups are there in the future?
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #739 on: 06-08-2010 00:43 »

A: DOH!  (Democratic Order of Hate(rs))


Q: Who's the leader of DOH?
Frisco17

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« Reply #740 on: 06-08-2010 01:38 »

A: Kanye West's head.

Q: Who does he hate the most?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #741 on: 06-08-2010 02:52 »

A: Taylor Swift's head and everybody who is not him.


Q: Why does Kanye West hate Taylor Swift's head so much?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #742 on: 06-09-2010 18:36 »

A:  Because Beyonce's head has the best video of all time!!!!


Q:  Would Bender push Fry on a swingset? 

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #743 on: 06-09-2010 18:59 »

A:  Push?  No.  Push off?  Definitely.

Q:  Why is Fry obsessed with Space Cows?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #744 on: 06-10-2010 03:22 »

A: His aunt had a tattoo of a space cow on her right buttock. He happened to see it when he accidentally walked in on her while she was changing. Ever since then the fat sagging image of a space cow has been baked into his mind.

Q: Is Fry scared of space cows?
Frisco17

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« Reply #745 on: 06-10-2010 04:47 »

A: Extremely.

Q: Why does he always assume things are caused by space cows?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #746 on: 06-10-2010 05:15 »

A:  He has yet to deal with space elephants.

Q:  What was Fry's experience with a tar shark?
Future Shock

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« Reply #747 on: 06-10-2010 17:20 »

A: Terrible. It ravaged his supply of shoes.

Q. How did Sylvester Stallone end up down there?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #748 on: 06-10-2010 18:23 »

A:  A bunch of tar was thrown at the theater where Sly was and it destroyed the theater, and killed Sly.  It was at the premire of Rocky 5000!


Q:  Would Bender help Fry if he had a scraped knee?   
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #749 on: 06-10-2010 20:46 »

A:  About the only help Fry can expect from Bender is Bender "helping himself" to Fry's wallet.

Q:  Why does Bender steal so much?
vonboy
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« Reply #750 on: 06-11-2010 00:58 »
« Last Edit on: 06-11-2010 00:59 »

A:   So he can afford a golden plate, and proceed to saying "kiss my glorious golden ass!"

Q:   Will bender ever get that ass transplant?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #751 on: 06-12-2010 20:00 »

A:  Nah, he don't need his shiny metal ass transplanted!


Q:  Does Bender ever tickle Fry? 
vonboy
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« Reply #752 on: 06-12-2010 21:37 »

A:  Yes, but he breaks one of Fry's bones half the time.

Q: Has Fry had every bone in his body broken yet?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #753 on: 06-12-2010 23:01 »

A:  Nope.  He's about 2 short.

Q:  Why did LaBarbara marry Hermes?
Frisco17

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« Reply #754 on: 06-12-2010 23:47 »

A: She loves his sexy potato body.

Q: Apart from Alkazar, Fry, Lars and the Robot Devil, how many other aborted weddings has Leela had?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #755 on: 06-13-2010 01:27 »

A:  Well, she's already had 4; what's the point of counting further?

Q:  Why is it Leela can't "close the deal"?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #756 on: 06-24-2010 20:56 »

A:  She hasn't found the right man yet.


Q:  Would Leela and Bender be brave about swinging on a rope to the other side of a canyon?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #757 on: 06-24-2010 21:09 »

A:  Leela would; Bender would poot bricks.

Q:  Why would they want to get to the other side of the canyon?
Future Shock

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« Reply #758 on: 06-25-2010 02:55 »

A. To get to the other side!

Q. Who was Zapp's first love?
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #759 on: 06-25-2010 04:10 »

A:  himself

Q:  Who was his second love?
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