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anosou

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« Reply #640 on: 03-31-2010 14:22 »

A: Smelloscope-cakes are serious business and/or she's flirting with someone.

Q: Who would Leela flirt with?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #641 on: 03-31-2010 18:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2010 00:01 »

A:  Her never-seen boyfriend Sean.


Q:  Besides, W.C. Fields, who else can Fry do an imitation of?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #642 on: 04-19-2010 20:33 »

A: Paris Hilton.

Q: How bad of an imitation is it?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #643 on: 04-19-2010 22:09 »

A:  Horrible!  Any impression of Paris Hilton is bad!


Q:  Who's more mature?  Fry or Bender? 
Destructor!
Poppler
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« Reply #644 on: 04-21-2010 00:09 »

A: Trick question. They're both children.

Q: Why would a college campus have a liquor store?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #645 on: 04-21-2010 08:44 »

A:  Because robots need nutritious alcohol to power their fuel cells.

Q:  Why does bending school have a graduation ceremony, when the entire curriculum is downloaded into a robot in 3 seconds?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #646 on: 04-23-2010 01:01 »

Q:  So people will know he is a well-bended robot!


A:  Who would Lrrr capture to star in his public access show?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #647 on: 04-25-2010 06:16 »

A:  Zapp.  So he can terrorize him, over and over.

Q:  What job, besides Zapp Brannigan Suckup #1, is Kif best suited for?
EvilChicken

Bending Unit
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« Reply #648 on: 04-25-2010 19:55 »

A: Window cleaner, as he can stick to things

Q: Has Bachelor Chow actually got taste?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #649 on: 04-25-2010 20:18 »

A:  Yes, it has a lot of vitamins, minerals for bacholer's healthy growth!


Q:  Can Bender get addicted to Archnospores? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #650 on: 04-26-2010 05:44 »

A:  Bender can get addicted to anything he wants; he's Bender!

Q:  Besides jacking on electricity, what has Bender been addicted to in the past?
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« Reply #651 on: 04-28-2010 01:15 »

A: Avoiding threads like this one.

Q: What thread did Fry start?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #652 on: 04-28-2010 08:07 »

A: The Walking on sunshine appreciation thread

Q: how many replies did that thread have?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #653 on: 04-28-2010 09:30 »

A:  Only one; Seymour.  How he replied, nobody knows...

Q:  What's the biggest addiction in the 31st century?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #654 on: 04-29-2010 07:06 »

A: McHeroin

Q: How and why did McDonalds take over heroin?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #655 on: 04-30-2010 02:57 »

A:  How?  McDonalds is in every country in the world; an easy front for heroin smuggling.  Why?  You forgot McDonalds new corporate slogan; "We'll do anything for a buck"...

Q:  Besides McDonalds & Fishy Joe's, what other fast food/drug smuggling franchises are popular?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #656 on: 04-30-2010 18:05 »

A: Li'l Hitler's Pizza?

Q: What's their slogan?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #657 on: 04-30-2010 21:06 »

A: "Ein crust, ein topping, ein pizza!"

Q: Who is their biggest competitor?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #658 on: 05-01-2010 00:34 »

A:  Ayatollah's Fried Chicken.

Q:  What's their slogan?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #659 on: 05-01-2010 05:12 »

A: It's the bomb.
A2: It's to die for.

Q: Whatever happened to Panucci's Pizza?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #660 on: 05-01-2010 08:57 »

A:  It was destroyed during the pizza chain wars of 2439.

Q:  Which pizza chains survived?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #661 on: 05-01-2010 15:44 »

A: I-can't-believe-it's-not-a-Pizza!

Q: What were their (so called) 'pizzas' actually made of?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #662 on: 05-01-2010 20:13 »

A:  Recycled Pizzas *barf*

Q:  What other food chain wars have there been?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #663 on: 05-01-2010 22:15 »

A: The Great War of China (2620-2624), The Sushi wars (AD2101 - it was only beginning)

Q: Handgun is to shooting range as mutated anthrax is to... ?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #664 on: 05-02-2010 01:17 »

A: Duck preserve.

Q: Why hunt ducks with anthrax?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #665 on: 05-02-2010 04:27 »

A:  Remember the motto of the TV show, Dining with Anthrax: "When you absolutely, positively want to bag that duck..."

Q:  What other animals do they hunt with anthrax?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #666 on: 05-02-2010 17:51 »

A: Ants

Q: What other forms of biological warfare are used for hunting?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #667 on: 05-03-2010 01:13 »

A:  You forgot the National Biological Warfare Committee's "Kill That Moose With the Ebola Virus" campaign...

Q:  When was hunting animals with WMD's outlawed and why?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #668 on: 05-03-2010 17:45 »

A: In 2765, when KFC and Popeye's went out of business because of 65% of all customers caught salmonela from the salmonela flavored chicken

Q: Who took over the fried chicken market?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #669 on: 05-03-2010 23:19 »

A:  Colonel Hyperchicken, of course.

Q:  What's the top mexican restaurant chain?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #670 on: 05-04-2010 16:13 »

A:  Castle Bonita! 


Q:  What if Hermes and Zoidberg liked each other the same way Fry and Bender do?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #671 on: 05-04-2010 17:43 »

A: The series would End

Q: What if Leela and Scruffy liked each other the same as Fry and bender?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #672 on: 05-05-2010 23:06 »

A:  There sure would be some whacky adventures.

Q:  What if Kif was the 24 star General and Zapp was his subordinate?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #673 on: 05-11-2010 18:03 »

A:  Totally irony!  At least that will be Kiff's way of getting even! 


Q:  What if Fry had a cousin who froze himself and came to the future? 
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #674 on: 05-11-2010 19:54 »

A:  Then there'd be two 20th century knuckleheads in the future.

Q:  What if Fry had tossed nibbler into the cryogenic freezer instead of pushing himself in?
EvilChicken

Bending Unit
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« Reply #675 on: 05-16-2010 20:35 »

A: A rift in the space-time continuum would occur.

Q: Why was Leela sunbathing on the titanic, when it flew through space?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #676 on: 05-16-2010 21:40 »

A:  If you were stuck on a space ocean liner for a week, you'd take the time to sunbathe too.

Q:  Speaking of the Titanic, why would they name a space ship after the ship involved in the most infamous & deadly oceanic disaster of all time?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #677 on: 05-17-2010 19:25 »

A:  The Lisutania


Q:  What if Fry, Bender, and Leela got kidnapped and Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went to go save them?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #678 on: 05-17-2010 20:37 »

Interesting answer...

A:  Well, if they took the PE ship, they'd crash & that would be the end of them.

Q:  Besides Leela, who should be able to fly the PE ship & why?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #679 on: 05-18-2010 16:38 »

[Aside]

Does that question exclude people who have already demonstrated that they can fly the ship (e.g. Amy, Hermies, the Professor, Fry (flying it 'by wire' from the gun turret, no less)?

Bender and Cubert both fly (other) ships in Bender's Big Score.

So who does that leave, Zoidberg and Scruffy?

[/Aside]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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