"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #640 on:]

A: Smelloscope-cakes are serious business and/or she's flirting with someone.

Q: Who would Leela flirt with?

[Reply #641 on:]

A:  Her never-seen boyfriend Sean.


Q:  Besides, W.C. Fields, who else can Fry do an imitation of?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: Paris Hilton.

Q: How bad of an imitation is it?

[Reply #643 on:]

A:  Horrible!  Any impression of Paris Hilton is bad!


Q:  Who's more mature?  Fry or Bender? 

[Reply #644 on:]

A: Trick question. They're both children.

Q: Why would a college campus have a liquor store?

[Reply #645 on:]

A:  Because robots need nutritious alcohol to power their fuel cells.

Q:  Why does bending school have a graduation ceremony, when the entire curriculum is downloaded into a robot in 3 seconds?

[Reply #646 on:]

Q:  So people will know he is a well-bended robot!


A:  Who would Lrrr capture to star in his public access show?

[Reply #647 on:]

A:  Zapp.  So he can terrorize him, over and over.

Q:  What job, besides Zapp Brannigan Suckup #1, is Kif best suited for?

[Reply #648 on:]

A: Window cleaner, as he can stick to things

Q: Has Bachelor Chow actually got taste?

[Reply #649 on:]

A:  Yes, it has a lot of vitamins, minerals for bacholer's healthy growth!


Q:  Can Bender get addicted to Archnospores? 

[Reply #650 on:]

A:  Bender can get addicted to anything he wants; he's Bender!

Q:  Besides jacking on electricity, what has Bender been addicted to in the past?

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Avoiding threads like this one.

Q: What thread did Fry start?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: The Walking on sunshine appreciation thread

Q: how many replies did that thread have?

[Reply #653 on:]

A:  Only one; Seymour.  How he replied, nobody knows...

Q:  What's the biggest addiction in the 31st century?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: McHeroin

Q: How and why did McDonalds take over heroin?

[Reply #655 on:]

A:  How?  McDonalds is in every country in the world; an easy front for heroin smuggling.  Why?  You forgot McDonalds new corporate slogan; "We'll do anything for a buck"...

Q:  Besides McDonalds & Fishy Joe's, what other fast food/drug smuggling franchises are popular?

[Reply #656 on:]

A: Li'l Hitler's Pizza?

Q: What's their slogan?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: "Ein crust, ein topping, ein pizza!"

Q: Who is their biggest competitor?

[Reply #658 on:]

A:  Ayatollah's Fried Chicken.

Q:  What's their slogan?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: It's the bomb.
A2: It's to die for.

Q: Whatever happened to Panucci's Pizza?

[Reply #660 on:]

A:  It was destroyed during the pizza chain wars of 2439.

Q:  Which pizza chains survived?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: I-can't-believe-it's-not-a-Pizza!™

Q: What were their (so called) 'pizzas' actually made of?

[Reply #662 on:]

A:  Recycled Pizzas *barf*

Q:  What other food chain wars have there been?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: The Great War of China (2620-2624), The Sushi wars (AD2101 - it was only beginning)

Q: Handgun is to shooting range as mutated anthrax is to... ?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: Duck preserve.

Q: Why hunt ducks with anthrax?

[Reply #665 on:]

A:  Remember the motto of the TV show, Dining with Anthrax: "When you absolutely, positively want to bag that duck..."

Q:  What other animals do they hunt with anthrax?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Ants

Q: What other forms of biological warfare are used for hunting?

[Reply #667 on:]

A:  You forgot the National Biological Warfare Committee's "Kill That Moose With the Ebola Virus" campaign...

Q:  When was hunting animals with WMD's outlawed and why?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: In 2765, when KFC and Popeye's went out of business because of 65% of all customers caught salmonela from the salmonela flavored chicken

Q: Who took over the fried chicken market?

[Reply #669 on:]

A:  Colonel Hyperchicken, of course.

Q:  What's the top mexican restaurant chain?

[Reply #670 on:]

A:  Castle Bonita! 


Q:  What if Hermes and Zoidberg liked each other the same way Fry and Bender do?

[Reply #671 on:]

A: The series would End

Q: What if Leela and Scruffy liked each other the same as Fry and bender?

[Reply #672 on:]

A:  There sure would be some whacky adventures.

Q:  What if Kif was the 24 star General and Zapp was his subordinate?

[Reply #673 on:]

A:  Totally irony!  At least that will be Kiff's way of getting even! 


Q:  What if Fry had a cousin who froze himself and came to the future? 

[Reply #674 on:]

A:  Then there'd be two 20th century knuckleheads in the future.

Q:  What if Fry had tossed nibbler into the cryogenic freezer instead of pushing himself in?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: A rift in the space-time continuum would occur.

Q: Why was Leela sunbathing on the titanic, when it flew through space?

[Reply #676 on:]

A:  If you were stuck on a space ocean liner for a week, you'd take the time to sunbathe too.

Q:  Speaking of the Titanic, why would they name a space ship after the ship involved in the most infamous & deadly oceanic disaster of all time?

[Reply #677 on:]

A:  The Lisutania


Q:  What if Fry, Bender, and Leela got kidnapped and Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went to go save them?

[Reply #678 on:]

Interesting answer...

A:  Well, if they took the PE ship, they'd crash & that would be the end of them.

Q:  Besides Leela, who should be able to fly the PE ship & why?

[Reply #679 on:]

[Aside]

Does that question exclude people who have already demonstrated that they can fly the ship (e.g. Amy, Hermies, the Professor, Fry (flying it 'by wire' from the gun turret, no less)?

Bender and Cubert both fly (other) ships in Bender's Big Score.

So who does that leave, Zoidberg and Scruffy?

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