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hobbitboy

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« Reply #480 on: 10-29-2009 10:22 »

A: Zapp  (He's reprehensible and evil!)

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   Q:  Which Futurama character would best be able to handle life in the 21st century?
(excluding those from 21st century Edit: Or 20th Century for that matter.)



   A:  Moe Syzlak.  Every century needs a grumpy bartender.


In what way is Moe Syzlak a Futurama character?   :confused:

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Q: Which Futurama characters even know what 'reprehensible' means?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #481 on: 10-29-2009 19:48 »

Aw crap; I sort of combine-read that question & the previous one about The Simpsons.  Silly me.

A:  Probably only the professor.  And maybe Father Changstein-el-gamal  They're about the only ones who appear to be educated.

Q:  Which Simpsons character would make a good addition to the Futurama crew?
mtm_29

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« Reply #482 on: 10-29-2009 22:48 »

A: I suppose Professor John I.Q. Nerdelbaum Frink, Jr. would fit in

Q: What is Amy's obscene tattoo that our inferior televisions can't process?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #483 on: 10-30-2009 19:35 »

A:  She & Kif doing something naughty.

Q:  Besides the professor, which Futurama character would use the Angry Dome, and why?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #484 on: 10-30-2009 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2009 21:09 »

A: With her anger management issues, Leela keeps a cot in the corner.



Q: Who captures man-eating Anteaters?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #485 on: 10-30-2009 21:01 »

A: The law, aka URL and Smitty.

Q: What was the man's punishment for eating the anteaters?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #486 on: 10-30-2009 22:12 »

A:  Same as not paying your taxes; a weekend with the Pain Monster.

Q:  Where does the Pain Monster come from?
MightyBooshFan91

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« Reply #487 on: 10-30-2009 22:18 »

A: The biggest scumhole in the galaxy, teddy bear junction.

Q: How many children does Morbo have?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #488 on: 10-30-2009 23:21 »

A:  He doesn't know; he just knows they're numerous & belligerent.

Q:  How did Morbo get his job as a tv news anchor?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #489 on: 10-31-2009 03:03 »

A: Look at him. Would you say no to him?



Q:What is under Morbo's shirt?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #490 on: 10-31-2009 06:06 »

A:  Dude, you don't want to know.

Q:  Why is it Morbo keeps saying his planet's fleet is about to invade, but they never do?
Frisco17

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« Reply #491 on: 10-31-2009 06:46 »

A: Logistical Problems

Q: What's biggest one.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #492 on: 10-31-2009 12:41 »

A: That his species doesn't know the first thing about logistics.

Q: What does Morbo's species know about?
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #493 on: 10-31-2009 14:06 »

A: Windmills

Q: How did Morbo and Nixon become such good friends?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #494 on: 10-31-2009 17:41 »

A:  They recognized the trait of "Heartless Despot" in each other.

Q:  What's Morbo's favorite food?
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #495 on: 11-01-2009 03:40 »

A: Tasty Human Burgers



Q: What kind of special sauce would go on a Tasty Human Burger?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #496 on: 11-01-2009 09:00 »

A:  Decapodian Bar-B-Q sauce.

Q:  What race/species frightens Morbo?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #497 on: 11-03-2009 19:06 »

A:  Those gigantic blobs!  He's scared of them!


Q:  What if Kiff became the new head of DOOP and in return, Zapp became his right hand man?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #498 on: 11-03-2009 20:40 »

A:  That wouldn't happen, because Kif is so passive that Zapp would mutiny & replace him.

Q:  What other jobs might Zapp end up doing if he retired from the D00P?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #499 on: 11-04-2009 05:37 »

A: Scruffy's.

Q: How would Zapp deal with the 'sked-jewel kawn-flikts'?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #500 on: 11-04-2009 08:08 »

A:  There wouldn't be any; Zapp has absolutely no idea what he's supposed to be doing at any moment in time.

Q:  What would Kif be doing if he retired from the D00P?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #501 on: 11-06-2009 19:02 »

A:  Go back to the DOOP boy's choir and conduct it!


Q:  Who would make a better Conan?  Fry or Bender?

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #502 on: 11-06-2009 23:56 »

A:  Bender.  While evil, he's also got a sense of humor.

Q:  Why don't robots heads end up in jars?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #503 on: 11-12-2009 19:04 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2009 19:06 »

A:  Because robots aren't living beings.


Q:  What if Inez Wong built a golf course and wouldn't let men on it and Leela had to infiltrate her plan?

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #504 on: 11-14-2009 06:46 »

A:  It would make for an interesting episode, that's for sure.

Q:  What if the Wongs hadn't bought their ranch on Mars?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #505 on: 11-15-2009 12:30 »

A: The Wights would have bought it, of course!   :laff:


Q: How did the Wongs accumulate their fortune before buying half of Mars?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #506 on: 11-15-2009 18:58 »

A:  One word: Inheritance.

Q:  Aside from raising Buggalo, what good is the Wong's Mars land?
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #507 on: 11-15-2009 19:13 »

A: Telling ghost stories about outdated operating systems.

Q: Which operating system do laser printers prefer?
Fry2526

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« Reply #508 on: 11-17-2009 20:03 »

A: Windows xp

Q: Why is this?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #509 on: 11-17-2009 20:26 »

A:  They tried Windows Vista, but hated it.

Q:  What medical school did Dr. Zoidberg get his diploma from (that he subsequently lost... in a volcano)?
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #510 on: 11-19-2009 18:49 »

A: The Robot School of Human Medicine, offering a degree in "Doctorates for Decapodian Dummies"

Q: Where does Zoidberg actually live?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #511 on: 11-19-2009 19:21 »

A:  In the dumpster outside the Planet Express office.

Q:  Why did Zoidberg leave Decapod 10 in the first place?
Frisco17

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« Reply #512 on: 11-19-2009 19:48 »

Q: He was chased away by an angry mob.

A: What did he do?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #513 on: 11-19-2009 20:37 »

Q: He angered the mob.

A: Who led the mob?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #514 on: 11-20-2009 03:45 »

A:  His mom.

Q:  Why?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #515 on: 11-20-2009 11:09 »

A: Because she was upset at missing the mating frenzy… again!

Q: How was that Zoidberg's fault?
Go-a-Green-a

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« Reply #516 on: 11-21-2009 06:53 »

A: Because everything is always Zoidberg's fault at his home-planet.

Q: Why is that?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #517 on: 11-21-2009 20:15 »

A: Because he is a screw up.

Q: What was the worst thing that Zoidberg screwed up?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #518 on: 11-22-2009 08:30 »

A: [In public] Eating the flag (though, personally, I think he is 'worse' at pulling off the act of bring a competent doctor).

Q: What (if anything) is Zoidberg good at doing?
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #519 on: 11-22-2009 23:53 »

A: Making fine jewelery for years apparently

Q: Would Zoidberg prefer Fry or Bender to be captain of the ship and why?
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