"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #480 on:]

A: Zapp  (He's reprehensible and evil!)

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   Q:  Which Futurama character would best be able to handle life in the 21st century?
(excluding those from 21st century Edit: Or 20th Century for that matter.)

   A:  Moe Syzlak.  Every century needs a grumpy bartender.

In what way is Moe Syzlak a Futurama character?  

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Q: Which Futurama characters even know what 'reprehensible' means?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #481 on:]

Aw crap; I sort of combine-read that question & the previous one about The Simpsons.  Silly me.

A:  Probably only the professor.  And maybe Father Changstein-el-gamal  They're about the only ones who appear to be educated.

Q:  Which Simpsons character would make a good addition to the Futurama crew?

[Reply #482 on:]

A: I suppose Professor John I.Q. Nerdelbaum Frink, Jr. would fit in

Q: What is Amy's obscene tattoo that our inferior televisions can't process?

[Reply #483 on:]

A:  She & Kif doing something naughty.

Q:  Besides the professor, which Futurama character would use the Angry Dome, and why?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: With her anger management issues, Leela keeps a cot in the corner.



Q: Who captures man-eating Anteaters?

[Reply #485 on:]

A: The law, aka URL and Smitty.

Q: What was the man's punishment for eating the anteaters?

[Reply #486 on:]

A:  Same as not paying your taxes; a weekend with the Pain Monster.

Q:  Where does the Pain Monster come from?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: The biggest scumhole in the galaxy, teddy bear junction.

Q: How many children does Morbo have?

[Reply #488 on:]

A:  He doesn't know; he just knows they're numerous & belligerent.

Q:  How did Morbo get his job as a tv news anchor?

[Reply #489 on:]

A: Look at him. Would you say no to him?



Q:What is under Morbo's shirt?

[Reply #490 on:]

A:  Dude, you don't want to know.

Q:  Why is it Morbo keeps saying his planet's fleet is about to invade, but they never do?

[Reply #491 on:]

A: Logistical Problems

Q: What's biggest one.

[Reply #492 on:]

A: That his species doesn't know the first thing about logistics.

Q: What does Morbo's species know about?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Windmills

Q: How did Morbo and Nixon become such good friends?

[Reply #494 on:]

A:  They recognized the trait of "Heartless Despot" in each other.

Q:  What's Morbo's favorite food?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: Tasty Human Burgers



Q: What kind of special sauce would go on a Tasty Human Burger?

[Reply #496 on:]

A:  Decapodian Bar-B-Q sauce.

Q:  What race/species frightens Morbo?

[Reply #497 on:]

A:  Those gigantic blobs!  He's scared of them!


Q:  What if Kiff became the new head of DOOP and in return, Zapp became his right hand man?

[Reply #498 on:]

A:  That wouldn't happen, because Kif is so passive that Zapp would mutiny & replace him.

Q:  What other jobs might Zapp end up doing if he retired from the D00P?

[Reply #499 on:]

A: Scruffy's.

Q: How would Zapp deal with the 'sked-jewel kawn-flikts'?

[Reply #500 on:]

A:  There wouldn't be any; Zapp has absolutely no idea what he's supposed to be doing at any moment in time.

Q:  What would Kif be doing if he retired from the D00P?

[Reply #501 on:]

A:  Go back to the DOOP boy's choir and conduct it!


Q:  Who would make a better Conan?  Fry or Bender?

[Reply #502 on:]

A:  Bender.  While evil, he's also got a sense of humor.

Q:  Why don't robots heads end up in jars?

[Reply #503 on:]

A:  Because robots aren't living beings.


Q:  What if Inez Wong built a golf course and wouldn't let men on it and Leela had to infiltrate her plan?

[Reply #504 on:]

A:  It would make for an interesting episode, that's for sure.

Q:  What if the Wongs hadn't bought their ranch on Mars?

[Reply #505 on:]

A: The Wights would have bought it, of course!   

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Get it? As Wrong is to Wong, so Wright (i.e. right) is to Wight.
Am I too hip for the room?

Q: How did the Wongs accumulate their fortune before buying half of Mars?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #506 on:]

A:  One word: Inheritance.

Q:  Aside from raising Buggalo, what good is the Wong's Mars land?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: Telling ghost stories about outdated operating systems.

Q: Which operating system do laser printers prefer?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: Windows xp

Q: Why is this?

[Reply #509 on:]

A:  They tried Windows Vista, but hated it.

Q:  What medical school did Dr. Zoidberg get his diploma from (that he subsequently lost... in a volcano)?

[Reply #510 on:]

A: The Robot School of Human Medicine, offering a degree in "Doctorates for Decapodian Dummies"

Q: Where does Zoidberg actually live?

[Reply #511 on:]

A:  In the dumpster outside the Planet Express office.

Q:  Why did Zoidberg leave Decapod 10 in the first place?

[Reply #512 on:]

Q: He was chased away by an angry mob.

A: What did he do?

[Reply #513 on:]

Q: He angered the mob.

A: Who led the mob?

[Reply #514 on:]

A:  His mom.

Q:  Why?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: Because she was upset at missing the mating frenzy… again!

Q: How was that Zoidberg's fault?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #516 on:]

A: Because everything is always Zoidberg's fault at his home-planet.

Q: Why is that?