"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #320 on:]

A: He turned Oil into beer

Q: What if Matt Greoning decided to push the reset button after ITWGY?

[Reply #321 on:]

A: The Fry/Leela shippers would go into a murderous rage.

Q: What is Zoidberg's least important organ?

[Reply #322 on:]

A: His freshwater stomach

Q: How long has Scruffy been a janitor at planet Express?

[Reply #323 on:]

A: Long enough

Q: Does he hold a second job?

[Reply #324 on:]

A: judging by his taste for expensive haircuts I'd say he's workin the night shift if you catch my drift.

Q: DO you catch my drift?

[Reply #325 on:]

A: Yes

Q: Is Harold Zoid the oldest virgin ever?

[Reply #326 on:]

A: No, that would be God. Unless you think collision with a space probe is sex.

Q: Does the God entity count space probe collision as sex?

[Reply #327 on:]

A: No, but we do

Q:  Does anyone actually understand the rules of blernsball?

[Reply #328 on:]

A:  Nope, it's as confusing as ever!


Q:  Was Fry allowed to watch The Three Stooges when he was a kid? 

[Reply #329 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: What was Fry's favorite show growing up?

[Reply #330 on:]

A: Reruns of the moon landing.

Q: Does the Heads in a Jar invention make human life eternal?

[Reply #331 on:]

A: Not, i makes a clones life eternal, and they are not human.

q: Why?

[Reply #332 on:]

A: Because it hurts your head and that's what Futurama writers like to do.

Q: What if a time paradox double wasn't always doomed?

[Reply #333 on:]

A: The double will not be able to die until it reaches 100, but it'll be addicted to grilled cheese for some reason.

Q: What is grilled cheese like in 3009?

[Reply #334 on:]

A: what are you crazy there is no cheese in the future.

Q:what would happen if you asked the what if machine what would happen if it had never been created?

[Reply #335 on:]

Oh, right, I forgot that cows are nearly or are extinct

A: The What If machine will explode as its own way of saying "That'll show you!"

Q: How many What If machines are there in the world?

[Reply #336 on:]

A: 2.

Q: Who has the other one?

[Reply #337 on:]

A: The Space Pope

Q: What does he use it for?

[Reply #338 on:]

A: asking it questions about his next decisions.

Q: how many omicron persei's  are there?

[Reply #339 on:]

A: 12, but 11 and 12 are at peace and are too boring to talk about so they are ignored.

Q: What do you think Zapp will do upon hearing about Fry and Leela?

[Reply #340 on:]

A:  Finally quit and go after someone like Morgan or Michelle


Q:  Can self-microwave hot dogs make you fat? 

[Reply #341 on:]

A: nope, but the self microwavable bovarian cream dog can.

Q:is the callendar in benders big score making fun of family guy by saying "12 laughs a year" insinuating that family guy isnt very funny?

[Reply #342 on:]

A: Duh.

Q: Is there a year 3000 equivalent of Family Guy?

[Reply #343 on:]

A: yes but now it's called nuclear family guy and it's about the mutant survivors of a nuclear war.

Q: why are squids so frisky on tuesdays?

[Reply #344 on:]

A: That's their mating day.

Q: Why is the Earth flag most related to the American flag (Don't just say it's because America is the best I want an impossible consept that hurts the head)

[Reply #345 on:]

A. All flags on Earth were outlawed and destroyed in 2379. Four hundred years later, the law was revoked, but by then, there were no records of what the flags had looked like. The only flag that was still in existence was the American one left behind by the first astronauts on the moon. However, seven hundred years in outer space had left it in very poor condition, so a certain amount of creative licence was taken during the restoration process.

Q. Is Coke still drunk in the year 3000?

[Reply #346 on:]

A  Nope, it got replaced with Slurm!

Q:  Is there a year 3000 equivalent of American Dad? 

[Reply #347 on:]

A: Nope.

Q: Why isn't there?

[Reply #348 on:]

A: Because all of Seth MacFarlane's work was expunged from history during the 2230s.

Q: Why did this happen?

[Reply #349 on:]

A: President Groening decided Seth's work unconstitutional

Q: what was Groening's campaign slogan?

[Reply #350 on:]

A: "I'm not Seth."

Q: Who ran against him?

[Reply #351 on:]

A. The head of Mel Blanc.

Q. Who was Mel Blanc's running mate, Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?

[Reply #352 on:]

A: Bugs.

Q: What was their campaign slogan?

[Reply #353 on:]

A: "are'nt we stinkers"

Q: would all chaos fall upon the future if slurm had not been made?

[Reply #354 on:]

A: Everyone would be like me before I've had my coffee (Luckly none of you have seen that) and the world would be destroyed by the millions going through withdrawls.

Q: Why was Nibbler floating in BBS when Nudar first used the Time Sphere?

[Reply #355 on:]

A:The Nibblonians were never well grounded.


Q:Instead of Fry's ear what would you control with the joystick?

[Reply #356 on:]

A: His nose.

Q: Who else can have body parts controlled by joystick?

[Reply #357 on:]

A: Amy and Zoidberg.

Q: What can you control?

[Reply #358 on:]

A: Zoidberg's missing heart which is still leaping around in the past when ever anyone plays Space Harrier 2.  And Amy's personality.

Q: Who controls Amy's personality with a joystick?

[Reply #359 on:]

A: Someone with alot of time on their hands.

Q: What else can Nibbler do that we don't know about?