"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #280 on:]

A: Nothing

Q: When did Leela first smell Angel Dust?

[Reply #281 on:]

A: When she was going though warden vogel's desk draws

Q: Why was she going though vogel's desk draws?

[Reply #282 on:]

A: She felt like it.

Q: If Fry got a girlfriend, how would Leela react... even  though she acts like she doesnt care... except in the sting and various other episodes.

[Reply #283 on:]

A:  She'd be okay with it until she was ready to settle for Fry.   After all, she didn't really care that Fry dated Morgan Proctor. 


Q:  What if Lars and Colleen got together? 

[Reply #284 on:]

A: That would destroy the universe

Q: What if bender didn't get fat when he became human?

[Reply #285 on:]

A:  Then he'd be a fitness guru! 


Q:  Which PE members are more likely to get captured in a haunted house? 

[Reply #286 on:]

A: Bender, since he's terrified of ghosts, and Fry because he's an idiot.

Q: Why is the house haunted?

[Reply #287 on:]

A. It has ghosts.
Q. If Leela had become her own grandmother, how would events change in the future?

[Reply #288 on:]

A: For one thing, there'd be a lot more single lens sunglasses for sale.

Q: Why are robot ghosts so much worse than human ghosts?

[Reply #289 on:]

A. It is unknown and will remain unknown.
Q. If the spammers of PEEL became world leaders, what would happen?

[Reply #290 on:]

A. Nothing, since I haven't seen a spammer yet (one or two trolls though, but that's another story). And if I haven't seen them, they don't exist.

Q. Why are there still spammers in the year 3000? (as seen in BBS)

[Reply #291 on:]

A. The three aliens were actually the cryopreserved Future Shock, Bear, and m0le.
Q. Why were they frozen?

[Reply #292 on:]

A: Becuase people from the 21st century counldn't stant them.

Q: Why not just kill them?

[Reply #293 on:]

A: Because nobody can be bothered.

Q: Why is nobody bothered?

[Reply #294 on:]

A: Cause it's stupid.

Q: Why is there always a single piece of cutlery left when you've finished the washing up?

[Reply #295 on:]

A: Because that is what God wants you to ask

Q: or does he give a damn?

[Reply #296 on:]

A:  Nope, he doesn't.


Q:  Is Hermes the Jamaican equivalent of Bender? 

[Reply #297 on:]

A: Probably not, but maybe I'm wrong.

Q: Is Bender the robot equivalent of Hermes?

[Reply #298 on:]

A. No, Bender is in a class of his own.

Q. Has Bender ever passed an exam?

[Reply #299 on:]

A:  Yes, he passed his final exam at Bending College.

Q:  Has Bender ever had an honest job (Scab jobs don't count)?

[Reply #300 on:]

A: Only when he used to build Suicide Booths.

Q: What did Fry do during his "time off" when he was 21 - 24?

[Reply #301 on:]

A: finger paintings

Q: of what?

[Reply #302 on:]

A:  Houses, animals, planets, spaceships, moons, and fields.


Q:  What kind of pajamas would Fry wear, space-themed or polka dot? 

[Reply #303 on:]

A: Space themed footies

Q:Who would win in a fight between Hermes and Scruffy?

[Reply #304 on:]

A. Hermes would 'stamp' his brains out.
Q. Which stamp would he use?

[Reply #305 on:]

A: "M" so it could be filed under murder.

Q: What's Hermes' favorite stamp.

[Reply #306 on:]

A:  Jamaican Flag stamp!


Q:  What's Bender's favorite gangster movie, Scarface or Goodfellas? 

[Reply #307 on:]

A: Goodfellas, because that is the same way he spends his time in prison, and sees it more of a "Bender story"

Q: Does Leela have any special symbols under her boot?

[Reply #308 on:]

A:  Nobody knows, but they're certainly big enough for them.

Q:  How long was Bender at Mars University?

[Reply #309 on:]

A: He wasn't he went to Bending State.

Q: Did Leela go to college?

[Reply #310 on:]

A: Nope.

Q: Why not?

[Reply #311 on:]

A: She was too busy bumming around India

Q: If given the chance, would Fry get his masters at Coney Island college?

[Reply #312 on:]

A: No, it's too much effort.

Q: What was Fry wanting to master in at Coney Island U?

[Reply #313 on:]

A:  Apathy & confusion.

Q:  Did Hermes go to college?

[Reply #314 on:]

A  Yes.  He went to the University of Beaucracy!

Q:  What if Futurama were animated by DiC? 

[Reply #315 on:]

CLARIFICATION REQUEST!

[Reply #316 on:]

A: Then it would be the end of all existance!

Q: What if Seymour did get cloned at the end of Jurassic Bark?

[Reply #317 on:]

A:  YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T?  DAMN YOU; MY LIFE IS RUINED!

Q:  What if Fry was turned into a robot?

[Reply #318 on:]

A: He would have no real useful function, beep alot and he'd constantly try to get Leela to give him an oil change.

Q: What if Hermes was a robot?

[Reply #319 on:]

A: He would be a well programmed robot

Q: What do you think Robot Jesus did in his day?