"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #240 on:]

A. Someone stole his wallet.

Q. Which booth did he go to?

[Reply #241 on:]

A: Suicide booth U-DI

Q: What does Fry do now that Bender's dead?

[Reply #242 on:]

A: Spends all his time with Leela.

Q: Why does Leela allow this?

[Reply #243 on:]

A: She doesn't have to constantly be alert to prevent her stuff being stolen so she has lots of free time.

Q: What else does she do with her new found time?

[Reply #244 on:]

A: Plays tetris on her wrist thingy

Q: What other games does she have?

[Reply #245 on:]

A: Pong, Pacman and Snake

Q: How would Leela cope without her Wrist thingy

[Reply #246 on:]

A: She Couldnt

Q:Would she go insane in the mainframe?

[Reply #247 on:]

A: Not completely, but she would end up at the Hal Institute.

Q: What did Leela do to end up there?

[Reply #248 on:]

A: She went insane in the membrane

Q: Where would she go if she'd have gone insane in the mainframe?

[Reply #249 on:]

A: Nowhere since she doesn't have a mainframe.

Q: How did Leela get her wrist thinger?

[Reply #250 on:]

A: It was a gift from her parents on her 17th birthday.

Q: Where did they go to acquire it?

[Reply #251 on:]

A: I don't know what alternative universe you're thinking of, Leela didn't know her parents when she was 17.

Q: Did suss drop the ball?

[Reply #252 on:]

A: (I probably shouldn't answer this, but no, I didn't drop the ball, you're just not thinking about where a mutant could blend in, ie in a part of the town that is filled with strange and exotic aliens) Ie Little Neptune.... Besides she didn't know it was from them, they left it some place in her path with her name on it.

Q: Why would a mutant be allowed on the surface so long as it was presumed that they were really an alien?

[Reply #253 on:]

A: Because they doesn't know that it's inferior genetic scum.

Q: Will the mutants ever fight so that they can be allowed on the surface?

[Reply #254 on:]

A:  Mutants would eat a Klondike bar to be in the surface!  That's how desparate they are!


Q:  What if Fry's jacket was black and his shoes were red? 

[Reply #255 on:]

A: He would be cooler.

Q: How much cooler?

[Reply #256 on:]

A: 34.5 milifonzies.

Q: Who's the coolest at PE besides Bender.

[Reply #257 on:]

A: The professor, with his "Thug Life" tat and new grill.

Q: Who is the least coolest besides Zoidberg.

[Reply #258 on:]

A: Hermes; his idea of a good time on a Friday night is a tax audit.

Q: Who gets "it" most at Planet Express?

[Reply #259 on:]

A: Bender with his 300 hookerbots.

Q: How often would bender need an oil change during said "getting it" with 300 hookerbots?

[Reply #260 on:]

A: He wouldn't he only needs one once every 3000 floozies.

Q: Who gets "it" least? (excluding Zoidberg)

[Reply #261 on:]

A: Since we don't know much about him I'd assume Scruffy, why else would he need all those porno mags.

Q: What does Scruffy do when he isn't at Planet Express or reading porno mags?

[Reply #262 on:]

A. Sleeping, as part of a long running bet with Sal to see who's laziest.

Q. Why did the Professor hire Scruffy?

[Reply #263 on:]

A:  He hired him to clean up around Planet Express; unfortunately, he didn't know about the Union rule requiring an 8 hour break after every 15 minutes of work.

Q:  Is Scruffy his first name or his last name?

[Reply #264 on:]

A. Scruffy is his first name. His last name is simply 'The Janitor'.

Q. What was Scruffys previous occupation?

[Reply #265 on:]

A. Nothing, he's always been the janitor (like Jack Nicholson in The Shining).

Q. What's the scariest moment in Futurama?

[Reply #266 on:]

A: (Just thought about this)  The "two elephant skin rugs"

Q: Why didn't it scare bender?

[Reply #267 on:]

A:  The only things that scare Bender are robot ghosts and the robot devil.  And werecars...

Q:  Why do robot ghosts scare bender?

[Reply #268 on:]

A: Because if he is dead he can't drink, smoke and gamble

Q:What is bender's favorite table game?

[Reply #269 on:]

A: Poker because he doesn't rely on the crutch that is skill to play.

Q: Why doesn't his cheating unit function properly.

[Reply #270 on:]

A. Nibbler ate it when Bender took it out for an upgrade. Although it was surgically removed and thoroughly cleaned, it never worked quite right again.

Q. Is there anything Nibbler won't eat?

[Reply #271 on:]

A:  Nibbler would eat anything!


Q:  Since Leela and Bender had braces when they were kids, did Fry have them, too?

[Reply #272 on:]

A: No Fry was too cool for braces.

Q: Has this affected him at all?

[Reply #273 on:]

A: Well except for slightly crooked teeth, no

Q: Does Zoidberg's species have anything like braces?

[Reply #274 on:]

A: Not since his species mysteriously lost its teeth in 3001

Q: What would Zoidberg need to do to be respected by everyone?

[Reply #275 on:]

A. Get a girlfriend.

Q. Who would his girlfriend be?

[Reply #276 on:]

A: a genetic spliced mix between hermes, amy, nibler, and himself that was all made by professer (it was made because only these three secretly kind of and not really but could have maybe one day liked zoidberg)... unfortunately a little bit of zap brannigan was mixed into the product, and now zoidberg isnt satisfied with it, and he only wants to eat leela

Q: if the sum of pii is not yet known, what is the sum of cake? or better yet, what is the sum of muffin?

[Reply #277 on:]

A. Get a girlfriend.

Q. Who would his girlfriend be?

A. A fake being constructed out of cardboard cylinders.

Q. What would Zoidberg name this atrocity?

[Reply #278 on:]

A. jezzem

Q. how childish can people be? by people i mean cartoon drawings

[Reply #279 on:]

A: As childish as the creators want it to be  

Q: In Roswell that ends well, what do you think would have happened if Fry didnt rip off the label on the popcorn and didnt put it in the microwave and the red completely covered the ship?