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Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #200 on: 06-14-2009 19:39 »

Or would it tongue
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #201 on: 06-15-2009 20:16 »

A: No it wouldn't.

Q: How many space cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
horriblegb

Bending Unit
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« Reply #202 on: 06-15-2009 22:50 »

A: 17

Q: Why?
Scruffy@Jail

Crustacean
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« Reply #203 on: 06-19-2009 21:46 »

A: Only if they are 17, will there be a fight from which only 1 will survive and that cow will unlike any other cow due to the earlier fight think about screwing in lightbulbs and such. This cow will then screw in a lightbulb if it sees one.

Q: What happends if there is a fight with 18 space cows ?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #204 on: 06-19-2009 23:43 »

A: Then the lightbulb will never be changed.

Q: Or will it? Dun-dun-duuuuun.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #205 on: 06-20-2009 00:45 »

A: No.

Q: What's Flexo doing these days?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #206 on: 06-20-2009 09:04 »

A: He and Angelyne are still happily married, and working as scabs for the Omicronians.

Q: What are they doing for the Omicronians?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #207 on: 06-20-2009 09:08 »

A: Daily Double! Bending, mostly.

Q: Why's the Number 9 Guy wear the number 9?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #208 on: 06-20-2009 09:11 »

A: Because 1-8 were already taken.

Q: What happened to 1-8?
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #209 on: 06-20-2009 10:52 »

A: They took their foil hats off whilst thinking of the Dark One

Q: How much money a year does bender spend on hooker bots, cigars and booze.
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #210 on: 06-20-2009 18:01 »

A: As much as he can steal.

Q: What's Bender's favorite type of booze?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #211 on: 06-21-2009 09:49 »

A: He does not have a favorite, his taste buds never descended.

Q: What is Bender's favorite brand of cigars?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #212 on: 06-21-2009 16:49 »

A: Zubans.

Q: Why are they his favorite?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #213 on: 06-21-2009 18:00 »

A: Because he can stink up a whole maternity ward with one of those things.

Q: How often does Bender stink up the maternity ward with a zuban cigar?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #214 on: 06-21-2009 19:01 »

A: About once a month.

Q: Why not more often?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #215 on: 06-21-2009 19:15 »

A:  Because Bender doesn't want paternitity suits slapped on him!


Q:  How many hit songs did Wailing Fungus have? 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #216 on: 06-22-2009 01:36 »

A: 3

Q: What were the songs?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #217 on: 06-22-2009 02:02 »

A: "Once Upon a Toe", "Fun guy", "Between your Momma's Toes."

Q: How did Wailing Fungus get his name?
horriblegb

Bending Unit
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« Reply #218 on: 06-22-2009 20:38 »

A:  Because of the rare singing fungus disease he acquired.

Q: How did he acquire it?
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #219 on: 06-22-2009 22:24 »

A: STD

Q: What was the name of the humanoid or alien he got the disease from?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #220 on: 06-23-2009 01:07 »

A: Moaning Melaniezan.

Q: Why did Leela date all those jerks?
FryFangirlLisa

Bending Unit
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« Reply #221 on: 06-23-2009 01:59 »

A:  Because they didn't portray themselves as jerks on their MySpace profiles.

B:  Has Fry been practicing the Holophoner on his own, now that he no longer has the Robot Devil's hands?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #222 on: 06-23-2009 19:20 »

A:  Nope, he gave up and decided to win Leela's love the old fashioned way.


Q: Would Zoidberg try to lay out in the sun on a cold snowy winter day?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #223 on: 06-24-2009 02:04 »

A: No he's cold blooded and therefore would not want to lay outside in the cold.

Q: Would Amy ever cheat on Kif if she knew he was still alive?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #224 on: 06-24-2009 03:40 »

A: Yes, because Zapp Branigan is one hot sex machine.

Q: How many women/ half-women has Zapp slept with?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #225 on: 06-24-2009 05:33 »

A: 7. Leela, Amy, the four holo-women who became real and the cross-dresser.

Q: Why does Zapp keep using the holo-shed for the same thing even though he keeps getting sued?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #226 on: 06-24-2009 05:42 »

A: Because he's an incompetent oaf that only wants one thing.

Q: What is it that Zapp really wants?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #227 on: 06-24-2009 06:59 »

A: A shorter skirt.

Q: Why does he want a shorter skirt?
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #228 on: 06-24-2009 07:16 »

A: Easier access

Q: How many girders could a bending unit bend if a bending unit could bend girders.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #229 on: 06-24-2009 07:25 »

A: 49

Q: Is that in one sitting or in total?

Futurama_Freak1: Your answer just made my night/ morning (I'm not sure if I can call 1 am night or morning)
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #230 on: 06-24-2009 21:54 »

 A: That is per 6 pack of beer or mineral oil.

Q: Why would a robot run just as well on alcohol as it would on mineral oil?
Harold Ziod

Crustacean
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« Reply #231 on: 06-26-2009 03:13 »

A: Witchcraft!

Q: Why would witchcraft be associated with robots?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #232 on: 06-26-2009 07:55 »

A: Because there were some robots built to recreate the ancient Witch Trials.

Q: How did these recreations go?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #233 on: 06-26-2009 15:01 »

A. A rather weird stonehenge.

Q. Would Leela ever inflict serious violence upon Fry?
Harold Ziod

Crustacean
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« Reply #234 on: 06-26-2009 17:57 »

A: Only kniky sex

Q: Why would fry and leela have kinky sex?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #235 on: 06-26-2009 22:58 »

A: Becuase Leela has an electricity fetish.

Q: How would Fry react to this?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #236 on: 06-26-2009 23:29 »

A: He would be quite nervous but wouldn't deny Leela.

Q: Is there any thing that Fry would refuse to do?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #237 on: 06-27-2009 00:59 »

A: He would refuse to kill her even if she begged him to.

Q: Why would Leela need to ask him to kill her?
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #238 on: 06-27-2009 01:04 »

A: Because Bender died so and she had nobody to jack on with.

Q: How did Bender die?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #239 on: 06-27-2009 01:06 »

A: He finally went through a suicide booth sucessfully.

Q: What made Bender finally do this?
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