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Frisco17

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« Reply #160 on: 06-08-2009 01:51 »

A: It was always like that. Why do you think they decided to settle there?

Q: Why did the Globetrotters leave Earth in the first place?
suss6052

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« Reply #161 on: 06-08-2009 02:54 »

A: Because they wanted to hone their craft far away from prying eyes.

Q: Why did Fry want to try and show Leela his non existant basketball skills, skills that wouldn't pay the bills?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #162 on: 06-09-2009 21:16 »

A: He forgot he didn't have his clover.

Q: Which bills was the Professor referring to?
Frisco17

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« Reply #163 on: 06-09-2009 22:00 »

A: The court ordered damages to the childrens hospital.

Q: Why does he owe them money?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #164 on: 06-09-2009 22:40 »

A: Because of his obscene secret experimentation on their patients; the parents sued.

Q: What was he doing to them?
horriblegb

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« Reply #165 on: 06-10-2009 19:29 »

A: He was dissecting their brains to see if they were intelligent


Q:  Why would he doubt the intelligence of children?
Frisco17

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« Reply #166 on: 06-10-2009 19:51 »

A: Becuase they failed the "got your nose" test.

Q: Has anyone else sued the professor?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #167 on: 06-10-2009 20:13 »

A: Yes, 8 others.

Q: What did the professor do to them?
horriblegb

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« Reply #168 on: 06-10-2009 21:02 »

A: He forgot to put the lion back in its cage!

Q: What other kinds of dangerous animals does the professor leave lying around?
Frisco17

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« Reply #169 on: 06-10-2009 21:08 »

A: Lions, tigers and bears....also a wampa.

Q: Why does he have all these dangerous animals?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #170 on: 06-11-2009 00:59 »

A: They were experiments gone wrong.

Q: What was he trying to create?
suss6052

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« Reply #171 on: 06-11-2009 01:08 »

A: Mutant atomic super beings.

Q: Will Fry ever become a mad scientist?
horriblegb

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« Reply #172 on: 06-11-2009 07:22 »

A: Maybe just a mad grad student (but he will probably drop out)

Q: Would Leela make it through mad grad school?
Frisco17

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« Reply #173 on: 06-11-2009 22:57 »

A: No she isn't boring or eccentric enough to be a grad student.

Q: If Leela became a mad anything what would she be?
Future Shock

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« Reply #174 on: 06-12-2009 02:01 »

A. Hatter.

Q. Would she have to go to an asylum?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #175 on: 06-12-2009 23:41 »

A: She would.

Q: Would  it help her?
suss6052

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« Reply #176 on: 06-13-2009 01:24 »

A: No she'd just kill her way out.

Q: Will Fry ever really understand that he was responsible for his own misery in that by running from the nudist scammer aliens he accidentally set in motion the events that would create the time duplicate known as Lars (really the third PJF in the time line....)?
Frisco17

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« Reply #177 on: 06-13-2009 04:48 »

A: No. Causality is way out of his league.

Q: What would the Professor do if he caught any of his employees having sex on the job.

That question's been knocked around so much here lately I just had to use it.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #178 on: 06-13-2009 05:00 »

A: He would attempt to join and when rejected he would fire them.

Q: How often has this happened?
horriblegb

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« Reply #179 on: 06-13-2009 06:50 »

A: At least 3 times a week

Q: How often has Zoidberg been allowed to participate?
suss6052

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« Reply #180 on: 06-13-2009 06:54 »

A: Never or he'd have died already, his species dies upon mating.

Q: Will Bender ever settle down with just one fembot?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #181 on: 06-13-2009 07:08 »

A: Pffff, no.

Q: How many would Bender ultimately settle down with?
horriblegb

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« Reply #182 on: 06-13-2009 07:11 »

A:  He wouldn't settle down, he would just have a continuous loop of fembots coming and going

Q:  But what about . . . the Crushinator? Won't she have a special place in his heart?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #183 on: 06-13-2009 07:18 »

A: No.

Q: Will there be a fembot who will hold a special place in Bender?
suss6052

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« Reply #184 on: 06-13-2009 07:39 »

A: Not since the countess.

Q: Will Fry ever run for political office?
Scruffy@Jail

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« Reply #185 on: 06-13-2009 10:47 »

A: If he has to.

Q: Why would he be needed to run for political office ?
hobo bot

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« Reply #186 on: 06-13-2009 12:55 »

A: Because he was told to by That Guy.

Q: What does That Guy Know about politics?
suss6052

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« Reply #187 on: 06-13-2009 16:13 »

A: Steve Castle aka That Guy was a sleazy business man from the 1980s who suffered from Boneitis, he was good at running businesses into the ground through politicking so perhaps he knew who needs bribing to win in political office.

Q: Will Bender ever stop being a criminal without being reprogrammed to?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #188 on: 06-13-2009 16:56 »

A: No, he has too much fun.

Q: How much has he earned in his criminal life?
hobo bot

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« Reply #189 on: 06-13-2009 17:27 »

A: He has earned millions, but also lost it all again, crime doesnt pay!

Q: Does HGB eat robots?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #190 on: 06-13-2009 17:50 »

A: He can but he doesn't if he can avoid it.

Q: Why does he try to avoid eating robots?
suss6052

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« Reply #191 on: 06-13-2009 19:47 »

A: Metal gives him indigestion.

Q: Should Zapp have been eaten by Lrr?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #192 on: 06-13-2009 19:51 »

A: Lrrr thought about eating him but decided not to.

Q: What made Lrrr decide not to eat Zapp?
Frisco17

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« Reply #193 on: 06-14-2009 00:02 »

A: Ndnd put him on a diet.

Q: What is he allowed to eat?
ToShredsYouSay
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« Reply #194 on: 06-14-2009 03:41 »

A: Saltine crackers and personal trainers.

Q: When will Zapp ever buy a pair of pants?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #195 on: 06-14-2009 05:08 »

A: He wont, he finds them uncomfortable.

Q: When was the last time that Zapp wore pants?
suss6052

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« Reply #196 on: 06-14-2009 07:40 »

A: when he was a teenaged boy living with his father before he ran off to live with his mother.

Q: Should Leela have ever allowed her sense of pity to lead her to sleeping with Zapp?
Frisco17

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« Reply #197 on: 06-14-2009 16:55 »

A: Not according to her.

Q: Who else will fall for Zapp's sympathy trick besides Leela and Amy?
Books

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« Reply #198 on: 06-14-2009 16:57 »

People still do these games? Honestly, get girlfriends tongue
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #199 on: 06-14-2009 17:37 »

A: Linda.

Q: What happened that Zapp was able to play on Linda's sympathies?



@Books: in my case it would be boyfriend.
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