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Bendersfan1221

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« on: 05-05-2009 22:28 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2009 22:39 »

My answer and question from the last thread.

A: To reproduce he needs to die.

Q: How long is a Decapodian's life span if they don't have sex?

Edited to include link back to last thread and to fix my tpying dyslexia of the Q and A.

Former thread is here.
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #1 on: 05-05-2009 22:36 »

You got Q and A mixed up. Anyway...

A: About 90-110.

Q: How old is Zoidberg?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 05-05-2009 22:40 »

A: He's about 40.

Q: How many mating rituals has be been in?
Arachno-Spores

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 05-05-2009 22:45 »

A: El zilcho

Q: Why is it even his own kind don't like him?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #4 on: 05-05-2009 22:47 »

Q: They know his babies would be even worse

A: Will he ever go back to the mating ritual again?
Arachno-Spores

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 05-05-2009 22:50 »

A: Probably not as most of the people he knows have died after mating and the rest are new-born.

Q: Why does Zoidberg raise his mating flap at Leela in Bender's Big Score?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 05-05-2009 22:54 »

A: Because Leela and Zoidberg were dating for a while.

Q: What made Leela want to date Zoidberg?
Svip

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #7 on: 05-06-2009 01:42 »

A: A riff in the time-space continuum.  That or something terrible.

Q: Is it actually possible to write a holo-shed simulation with only 4 million lines of BASIC?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #8 on: 05-06-2009 02:48 »

A: Nope the minimum for a complete scene is 500 million.

Q: What was the first ever holo-shed simulation of?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 05-06-2009 03:03 »

A: Some sex scenario. (4- million lines of basic refers to programming in the pony- spirit, not an entire scenario)

Q: Who let Zapp near the Holo-shed?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 05-06-2009 03:06 »

A: Zapp let himself near it, he is captain.

Q: What do Zapp's hol-shed creations usually consist of?
Do The Bender Uh Ah

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« Reply #11 on: 05-06-2009 03:53 »

A: Things of a Sextaculor nature

Q: How many times does Zap say the word SEXTACULOR in the span of an hour?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #12 on: 05-06-2009 04:47 »

A: Unless Leela is around, only 45

Q: Is Mom pure evil or is there a tiny bit of decency in her somewhere?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #13 on: 05-06-2009 05:13 »

A: She is pure evil.

Q: Was there ever any decency in Mom?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #14 on: 05-06-2009 05:50 »

A: Well she did keep her children and give them all jobs

Q: Why didn't she want child support from Farnsworth?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 05-06-2009 05:58 »

A: She wasn't married to him and she didn't need the money. She was head of a multi-billion dollar company.

Q: What was Moms first company?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #16 on: 05-06-2009 06:17 »

A: Mom's Friendly Bra Company.

Q: If Leela and Fry get married and have the same last name, will they both be called Fry?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #17 on: 05-06-2009 12:50 »

A. No, since Phillip is referred to as Fry, she'll be   
No, since Leela likes her last   
No, Leela does not want her last name to be the same as the one they call Fry like a first   No, Leela thinks Fry is a dumb name
   No, since Leela - wait, her last name is Leela too?
   No, Fry will now be called Philip J. Leela. Now he must be referred to as Leela instead of Fry 
I can't work this one out. Anyone else?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 05-06-2009 14:31 »

A: Since Leela's family name is Turanga and it comes before Leela (and we assume that the wife takes on the husband's family name) I guess technically she'll be called Fry Leela.

Q: Would the writers really be lame enough to actually have them marry?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #19 on: 05-06-2009 14:43 »

A. Yes

Q. What is the best ever Fry and Leela episode where they have got married?  evil laugh
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #20 on: 05-06-2009 17:09 »

A: They aren't going to get married.

Q: How well did Mom's Friendly Bra Company span out to include underpants or did it only exclusively make bras?
Arachno-Spores

Bending Unit
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« Reply #21 on: 05-06-2009 20:56 »

A: They only make bras with inbuilt laser cannons.

Q: Why?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #22 on: 05-06-2009 21:04 »

A: Because anything with built-in laser cannons is automatically better.

Q: How well did they sell to the average female consumer?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #23 on: 05-07-2009 04:17 »

A: Very well, as Mom is a rich woman.

Q: Why do Mom's sons put up with her and not just leave?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #24 on: 05-07-2009 04:20 »

A: Because they are catastrophically and fatally caught up in believing that there mother is the best woman in the universe.

Q: Do they really have a choice?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #25 on: 05-07-2009 04:24 »

A: They could attempt to find other work, although I'm not exactly sure what they do anyways.

Q: What is their job?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #26 on: 05-07-2009 18:54 »

A:  To be Mom's helpers is their job of course.


Q:  What if a huge gorilla was loose in New New York?

Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #27 on: 05-07-2009 19:13 »

A: There would be widespread panic until Zapp Brannigan shows up.

Q: What would Zapp's plan of attack be?
Arachno-Spores

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 05-07-2009 19:16 »

A: "Aim at the giant Homer Simpson Float!"

Q: What would happen to Zapp before he attacked?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #29 on: 05-07-2009 19:46 »

A: He would be promoted.

Q: What would his new rank be?
Arachno-Spores

Bending Unit
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« Reply #30 on: 05-07-2009 22:54 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2009 03:34 »

A: Seargent Sensual

Q: What would the Gorrila do?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #31 on: 05-07-2009 23:20 »

A: Capture Leela and climb a building

Q: Would Fry be able to save her?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #32 on: 05-07-2009 23:25 »

A: Nope, Zapp would.

Q: How would Zapp go about doing that?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #33 on: 05-08-2009 04:13 »

A: He'd dress Kip up as a girl ape and try to lure it away

Q: Has Fry ever saved anyone?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 05-08-2009 06:00 »

A: You mean other than by self sacrifice to save Leela? then it would be when his 20th century garbage making skills saved New New York from 20th century garbage (the giant garbage ball)

Q: Why was Leela so oblivious to Fry's self sacrifice?
happyvampyre

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« Reply #35 on: 05-08-2009 18:53 »

A: Because... she... is an idiot?

Q: How can Leela drive if she has no depth perception?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #36 on: 05-08-2009 20:57 »

A: They had the ship fitted with a special device for her.

Q: Who's watching Kif's children in the swamp?
cheeman

Crustacean
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« Reply #37 on: 05-08-2009 21:11 »

A: Micheal Jackson's Head

Q: What would Micheal Jackson's Head do to pass the time?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #38 on: 05-08-2009 22:18 »

A: Well, if he's got a pair of binoculars, children-peep. red face

Q: Why would Kif trust his kids with MJ?
cheeman

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« Reply #39 on: 05-08-2009 22:29 »

A: Because kif dosent know Micheal Jacksons a child watcher.

Q: Why does fry fancy leela?
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