"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

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My answer and question from the last thread.

A: To reproduce he needs to die.

Q: How long is a Decapodian's life span if they don't have sex?

Edited to include link back to last thread and to fix my tpying dyslexia of the Q and A.

Former thread is here.

[Reply #1 on:]

You got Q and A mixed up. Anyway...

A: About 90-110.

Q: How old is Zoidberg?

[Reply #2 on:]

A: He's about 40.

Q: How many mating rituals has be been in?

[Reply #3 on:]

A: El zilcho

Q: Why is it even his own kind don't like him?

[Reply #4 on:]

Q: They know his babies would be even worse

A: Will he ever go back to the mating ritual again?

[Reply #5 on:]

A: Probably not as most of the people he knows have died after mating and the rest are new-born.

Q: Why does Zoidberg raise his mating flap at Leela in Bender's Big Score?

[Reply #6 on:]

A: Because Leela and Zoidberg were dating for a while.

Q: What made Leela want to date Zoidberg?

[Reply #7 on:]

A: A riff in the time-space continuum.  That or something terrible.

Q: Is it actually possible to write a holo-shed simulation with only 4 million lines of BASIC?

[Reply #8 on:]

A: Nope the minimum for a complete scene is 500 million.

Q: What was the first ever holo-shed simulation of?

[Reply #9 on:]

A: Some sex scenario. (4- million lines of basic refers to programming in the pony- spirit, not an entire scenario)

Q: Who let Zapp near the Holo-shed?

[Reply #10 on:]

A: Zapp let himself near it, he is captain.

Q: What do Zapp's hol-shed creations usually consist of?

[Reply #11 on:]

A: Things of a Sextaculor nature

Q: How many times does Zap say the word SEXTACULOR in the span of an hour?

[Reply #12 on:]

A: Unless Leela is around, only 45

Q: Is Mom pure evil or is there a tiny bit of decency in her somewhere?

[Reply #13 on:]

A: She is pure evil.

Q: Was there ever any decency in Mom?

[Reply #14 on:]

A: Well she did keep her children and give them all jobs

Q: Why didn't she want child support from Farnsworth?

[Reply #15 on:]

A: She wasn't married to him and she didn't need the money. She was head of a multi-billion dollar company.

Q: What was Moms first company?

[Reply #16 on:]

A: Mom's Friendly Bra Company.

Q: If Leela and Fry get married and have the same last name, will they both be called Fry?

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A. No, since Phillip is referred to as Fry, she'll be   
No, since Leela likes her last   
No, Leela does not want her last name to be the same as the one they call Fry like a first   No, Leela thinks Fry is a dumb name
   No, since Leela - wait, her last name is Leela too?
   No, Fry will now be called Philip J. Leela. Now he must be referred to as Leela instead of Fry 
I can't work this one out. Anyone else?

[Reply #18 on:]

A: Since Leela's family name is Turanga and it comes before Leela (and we assume that the wife takes on the husband's family name) I guess technically she'll be called Fry Leela.

Q: Would the writers really be lame enough to actually have them marry?

[Reply #19 on:]

A. Yes

Q. What is the best ever Fry and Leela episode where they have got married? 

[Reply #20 on:]

A: They aren't going to get married.

Q: How well did Mom's Friendly Bra Company span out to include underpants or did it only exclusively make bras?

[Reply #21 on:]

A: They only make bras with inbuilt laser cannons.

Q: Why?

[Reply #22 on:]

A: Because anything with built-in laser cannons is automatically better.

Q: How well did they sell to the average female consumer?

[Reply #23 on:]

A: Very well, as Mom is a rich woman.

Q: Why do Mom's sons put up with her and not just leave?

[Reply #24 on:]

A: Because they are catastrophically and fatally caught up in believing that there mother is the best woman in the universe.

Q: Do they really have a choice?

[Reply #25 on:]

A: They could attempt to find other work, although I'm not exactly sure what they do anyways.

Q: What is their job?

[Reply #26 on:]

A:  To be Mom's helpers is their job of course.


Q:  What if a huge gorilla was loose in New New York?

[Reply #27 on:]

A: There would be widespread panic until Zapp Brannigan shows up.

Q: What would Zapp's plan of attack be?

[Reply #28 on:]

A: "Aim at the giant Homer Simpson Float!"

Q: What would happen to Zapp before he attacked?

[Reply #29 on:]

A: He would be promoted.

Q: What would his new rank be?

[Reply #30 on:]

A: Seargent Sensual

Q: What would the Gorrila do?

[Reply #31 on:]

A: Capture Leela and climb a building

Q: Would Fry be able to save her?

[Reply #32 on:]

A: Nope, Zapp would.

Q: How would Zapp go about doing that?

[Reply #33 on:]

A: He'd dress Kip up as a girl ape and try to lure it away

Q: Has Fry ever saved anyone?

[Reply #34 on:]

A: You mean other than by self sacrifice to save Leela? then it would be when his 20th century garbage making skills saved New New York from 20th century garbage (the giant garbage ball)

Q: Why was Leela so oblivious to Fry's self sacrifice?

[Reply #35 on:]

A: Because... she... is an idiot?

Q: How can Leela drive if she has no depth perception?

[Reply #36 on:]

A: They had the ship fitted with a special device for her.

Q: Who's watching Kif's children in the swamp?

[Reply #37 on:]

A: Micheal Jackson's Head

Q: What would Micheal Jackson's Head do to pass the time?

[Reply #38 on:]

A: Well, if he's got a pair of binoculars, children-peep.

Q: Why would Kif trust his kids with MJ?

[Reply #39 on:]

A: Because kif dosent know Micheal Jacksons a child watcher.

Q: Why does fry fancy leela?