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Svip

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« Reply #520 on: 07-04-2009 12:31 »



Morgan: What-- what is--?

Fry: That?  That is the writing staff for Family Guy.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #521 on: 07-04-2009 12:34 »

Morgan: So let me get this straight, you threw a party last night?

Fry Yes..

Morgan: With beer, and strippers and loud music?

Fry: Yep

Morgan: ..and it all happened in Fry's locker?

Fry: Yes ma'am

Morgan: and how many people were at this party?

Fry: ...one.

Morgan: So you were the only one that went?

Fry: ...yes.

Morgan: Okay...but why are Bender and Leela here? How were they involved?

Leela: We..."helped" him into the locker.
 
Future Shock

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« Reply #522 on: 07-04-2009 12:39 »

Morgan: Okay, all clear.
Bender: But Morgan, look at it! The meatbags locker is stuffed with drink remnant!
Morgan: At least it's not contaminated. See any dirt?
Fry: (leans) I can't...
Morgan: (lifts knee) Youre not looking close enough.
futz
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« Reply #523 on: 07-04-2009 12:55 »

Mogan: Gasp! What is that?

Bender: We think it's Jimmy Hoffabot - but you didn't hear it from me.
Wonderpants

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« Reply #524 on: 07-04-2009 14:15 »

Bender: So that's what happened to that model of Calculon I was building out of beer cans!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #525 on: 07-04-2009 14:40 »

Seconds later, the alarm clock went off, snapping Morgan out of a particularly erotic dream.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #526 on: 07-04-2009 19:26 »

Up to the point where she opened her own locker, the trio's practical joke had gone exactly to plan. What they could not have imagined, however, was the completely unexpected and debauched nature of Morgan's reaction!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #527 on: 07-04-2009 20:21 »

Morgan: Looks like it's New Year in Narnia.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #528 on: 07-04-2009 21:41 »

^ lol.  I'm not going to try and beat that one.
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« Reply #529 on: 07-04-2009 22:00 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2009 22:02 »

Bender: Behold! The Lost Treasures of the Locker of Manny Ramirez!
Morgan: But there's female hormones in here?
Bender: Um, duh.
Morgan: Decapodian female hormones.
Bender: Cheese it!
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #530 on: 07-05-2009 00:42 »

The startled onlookers couldn't believe it when they find out that Farnsworth's locker is worse than Frys.
Future Shock

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« Reply #531 on: 07-05-2009 02:07 »

Morgan: It's green!
Fry: The juice?
Morgan: No, the PacMen on your doors. They're greeeeen!
El-Man

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« Reply #532 on: 07-05-2009 06:54 »

Honourable Mentions to Svip and NastyInThePasty, but ShephardofShark takes it.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #533 on: 07-05-2009 12:16 »

Hear, hear!



   Morgan: Looks like it's New Year in Narnia.


"We're not worthy!"

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #534 on: 07-05-2009 13:35 »

You guys are making me blush now.  red face (the only logical use of "red face" I can think of)

Future Shock

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« Reply #535 on: 07-05-2009 13:36 »

Fry Cabbage: Calculon is a looooooooser!
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #536 on: 07-05-2009 13:39 »

Bender: Fry, I know you got turned into a vegetable, but that doesn't mean we can't do fun stuff together...like watch TV!

Bender turns on the TV

Elzar: (on TV) Now I'm gonna chop up all these vegetables to put into the soup..

Bender: Uhh...those vegetables are just....sleeping?
Jezzem

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« Reply #537 on: 07-05-2009 13:50 »

Bender: I don't get it. Fry was just here a second ago.

Cabbage Fry: Lousy dark wizards.

Dark Wizard: (off screen) Sure, blame the wizards!
Svip

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« Reply #538 on: 07-05-2009 13:57 »

Bender: Fry, quit it.  Enough with the social commentary!  For the last time, robots cannot turn into vegetables from watching too much TV!  Only you biological creatures are prone to such errors. [pause] Fry?
Wonderpants

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« Reply #539 on: 07-05-2009 14:07 »
« Last Edit on: 07-05-2009 19:33 »

Leela (offscreen): Bender, have you seen Fry? I told him to give Nibbler a cabbage for his lunch, but Nibbler's just sitting in his litter tray and whimpering, and I can't find Fry anywhere.

Bender: Yeah, he's sitting next to me on the couch. (Pause). Well, I'm boned. Oh, why did I give Fry that bottle of catnip and tell him it was deodorant?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #540 on: 07-05-2009 15:07 »
« Last Edit on: 07-05-2009 15:11 »

Bender: What am I going to do? Poor Fry, and its all my fault!

If only I hadn't volunteered to keep an eye on him while they all went of to Wormulon in search of an antidote for his Slurm™ addiction. They warned me that he had consumed so much of the stuff that he was on the verge turning into a vegetable. But they never said anything about it being set off in other ways.

I mean, sure, he said "Oh God, NO!" when I offered to whip him up a tall glass of Good Old Bender's Special Tonic but that was just to try and distract him from the Mr Slurmy™ van that had just driven by. But when I got back from the kitchen he was like this! Oh, how was I to know that the mere thought of my cooking would be enough to trigger the onset of the vegetive state?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
coldangel

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« Reply #541 on: 07-05-2009 16:13 »
« Last Edit on: 07-05-2009 16:14 by coldangel_1 »

Heart of Gold: Two to the power of one hundred thousand to one against and falling....

Fry (the vegetable): Bender... I... I feel like a cabbage.

Leela (the robot): Oh God! I've turned into Bender!

Bender (the couch): Both of you get the hell off me!
mossy

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« Reply #542 on: 07-05-2009 16:29 »

Heart of Gold: Two to the power of one hundred thousand to one against and falling....

Fry (the vegetable): Bender... I... I feel like a cabbage.

Leela (the robot): Oh God! I've turned into Bender!

Bender (the couch): Both of you get the hell off me!
laff

fry:.........

bender: what the hell is this?
some kind of joke?
Books

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« Reply #543 on: 07-05-2009 16:44 »

Give Coldangel the ten thousand dollars.
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« Reply #544 on: 07-05-2009 17:09 »

Veggie Tales: The Untold Story
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #545 on: 07-05-2009 19:20 »

Brilliant Coldy. Oh and SoS amazing caption.

Now for my feeble attempt:

Bender: Fry I know it's April Fools Day but why are you a cabbage?

Fry: ........

Bender: Fry? It's not funny! Now who will make me ice cream soup?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #546 on: 07-06-2009 03:34 »
« Last Edit on: 07-06-2009 03:40 »

Bender: Noooooooooo! [freeze in dramatic pose]
Rod Serling: [entering from Fry's room] Respectfully submitted for your perusal: a bending unit. But, like any being, flesh or steel, he had aspirations in life. A dream to become a cook. He finally will be able to serve man for, when he stepped into his apartment this eve, he really stepped through ... The Scary Door.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #547 on: 07-06-2009 04:34 »

Bender : [sniffling] Why, oh why was I cursed to have my left hand turned into a cabbage? Even drawing Fry's face on it can't cheer me up...
El-Man

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« Reply #548 on: 07-06-2009 05:42 »

Bender: Aww, c'mon, TV. Bad and stupid things are only supposed to happen to people who wear RED shirts!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #549 on: 07-06-2009 11:22 »

Now for my pathetic attempt...

As Bender attempted to explain the convoluted plot line of "All My Circuits" on tv, he failed to realize fry had given up caring hours ago & had swtiched himself with a head of cabbage.  However, the joke was on him, as Bender couldn't tell the difference.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #550 on: 07-06-2009 13:03 »

Although it pains me to award the much coveted frame grab prize to the same person I did last time, let's face it - no one is going to beat coldangel's excellent caption.
coldangel

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« Reply #551 on: 07-06-2009 14:52 »

Thanks to Douglas Adams.

Svip

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« Reply #552 on: 07-06-2009 15:04 »

Whale Biologist:  And this is why you will never make captain.

-- or --

Whale Biologist:  That concludes the practical joke I had prepared for today.
coldangel

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« Reply #553 on: 07-06-2009 15:11 »

 mad Everybody gets only ONE.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #554 on: 07-06-2009 15:29 »

Excuse me, miss. You haven't seen any fish smugglers operating around here, have you?
Svip

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« Reply #555 on: 07-06-2009 15:36 »

mad Everybody gets only ONE.

You never specified this rule.

Whale Biologist:  Hey, Leela, only one fish in the suit.  That's the rules!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #556 on: 07-06-2009 16:31 »

Biologist: I think I've discovered the reason women smell like that, um, down there...
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #557 on: 07-06-2009 16:33 »

Whale Biologist: The McDonalds Fish is even worse than what your wearing. and I know that as I'm a whale biologist.
Wonderpants

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« Reply #558 on: 07-06-2009 21:33 »

Whale biologist: Look lady, just because I'm an attractive blond marine biologist who works with extremely empathic sea creatures, it doesn't mean you can seduce me just by turning up in a swimming costume stuffed with fish!
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Ah, who am I kidding??

(he grabs Leela and the screen fades to black, with only giggling and laughter audible)
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« Reply #559 on: 07-06-2009 21:51 »

Whale Biologist: Where you that girl who played in silence of the lambs? Becouse I'm certin that I can smell your p***y!

Leela thinking: Damn it, I even tried to cover it with all these fish, darn it! At least he hasn't commented my stinking boot feet.

Whale Biologist: Oh, by the way, what is that boot smell. 


Leela thinking: Dubble darn it!!!
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