Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #480 on:]

After the ceremonial meal of succulent shellfish, Fry burps loudly to honour his hosts.

[Reply #481 on:]

Fry:  Ladies and Gentlemen,  Zoidberg by look like an idiot.  He may in fact act like an idiot, and may dress like an idiot,  and may be completely idiotic, but.......

Zoidberg:  (getting excited) Yes, yes, yes......say something positive about Zoidberg....

Fry:  He _IS_ an idiot!

Zoidberg: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.



I got that from that Marx Brothers movie 'Duck Soup'. 

[Reply #482 on:]

Fry: "We who are about to die, salute you!"

zoidberg: "Oy, again with the histrionics..."

[Reply #483 on:]

Fry: I have risen from the mud to lead you to a better land!

Zoidberg: Awe...

[Reply #484 on:]

Fry: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!
Zoidberg: Um, Fry, you're on Decapod 10. And we don't have ears.
Fry: Damn, I had this all memorized! Can you just pretend that your name is Caesar? And also be deader?

[Reply #485 on:]

Fry: (gasping for breath)

Zoidberg: "I find you lack of dorsal fin disturbing."

[Reply #486 on:]

Alrighty then.

The thing is, you see, that overall they were mostly pretty good (this time).

Now Frisco17's one was good, cool reference and all, but somehow... it didn't quite have as much of what it takes as ShepherdofShark's one did. In fact SoS's one almost* had enough to win. Almost, but not quite enough to beat out the entry that had just enough of what it takes to actually take out the grand prize; so congratulations to this round's winner...

   coldangel_1!


(And, no. I didn't just choose the first one I saw.   )


* Actually it would have won if Bender's "emerged from a land of spells and fairies" line had been worked into it somehow. Sorry SoS.

[Reply #487 on:]

And yet, I'm still glad I didn't do a Michal Jackson joke.

[Reply #488 on:]

Feh! In a few years time would anyone really care whether you had or not?

[Reply #489 on:]

I don't even remember what I wrote...



Once again, I'm taking liberties, but this image has potential... and I just like it, okay?!

[Reply #490 on:]

Futurama returns once more! But the budget just wasn't what it used to be.

[Reply #491 on:]

Leela: Have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?

Robot Fry: Negative. Will you go out with me?

Leela: Uh, Access denied.

(Robot Fry's head explodes)

[Reply #492 on:]

Fry: Hey, Lego my Eggo! Hah!

Leela: That stopped being funny the tenth time you said it, Fry.

[Reply #493 on:]

Fry: Does everything suddenly tast abit pixly?

Bender: Bite my shiny lego ass fry!

[Reply #494 on:]

Fry: Does everything suddenly tast abit pixly?

Bender: Bite my shiny lego ass fry!

Fry: Doesn't look so shiny to me.

Bender: Shinier than yours, brick-bag.

[Reply #495 on:]

Bender: "64x64 my ass!"

[Reply #496 on:]

D. X. Cohen: Guys, that's not what I meant when I said "Do it in 3D".

[Reply #497 on:]

Awesome captions guys.

Fry: Are we... Square???
Leela: I told you not to watch TV too much.

[Reply #498 on:]

Nibbler: This is the Construct. It is our loading program. We can load anything from clothes, to weapons, to training simulations. Anything we need.

(under his breath) Unfortunately, we're having to run it on a 386 PC, so there are...certain graphical limitations....

[Reply #499 on:]

Fry: Leela now that you are made of blocks you are some how less attractive.

Bender: *Looks at Leela* Meh, I don't see any difference. All you meat bags look the same to me.

Leela: Fry stop commenting on my looks *blindly aims gun*

[Reply #500 on:]

Fry: Leela, theirs something different about you, Your eye is missing!

[Reply #501 on:]

NastyInThePasty wins. (hands NastyInThePasty a medal for cleverness.)

[Reply #502 on:]

FS, stop telling people when they have won when they havent. Maybe if you actually posted a clever caption, you might win and actually be able to declare a real winner.

(that also counts as my caption...) actually, revised:

Leela: FS, stop telling people when they have won when they havent. Maybe if you actually posted a clever caption, you might win and actually be able to declare a real winner.

[Reply #503 on:]

Tell that to some other people.

[Reply #504 on:]

Fry: Geez, Nibbler. When you said "Everyone out of the universe! Quick!" we kinda figured you'd at least have a decent place to go to.

   Tell that to some other people.

Lol - like that's a valid excuse. 

[Reply #505 on:]

Tempted to give it to Bianca...
Honorable mention to bromle and Svip for an hilarious joint effort which would have won if I could give it to two people. Actually made me laugh.

But Wonderpants gets it. I like movie references.

[Reply #506 on:]

[Reply #507 on:]

Fry's Mind: Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts!

[Reply #508 on:]

Fry: Wow, this 'saltpeter in the water' thing really works - 'little Fry' isn't even stirring...

-or-

Leela: I'm not falling for that one, Zoidberg. Get your own damned soap!

-or-

Zoidberg: Friends! The tops of your heads are melting!
Leela: It's called hair, you idiot!

[Reply #509 on:]

Fry:  Ahhh, nice hot shower.

The water turns into ink!

Leela:  *bleh!*  Bender!  Turn this water back, now!

Zoidberg:  What's the problem?  *drinks the ink*  it's delicious! 

[Reply #510 on:]

Leela: Zoidberg, If you don't stop frigging staring at me, I'm going to tear off your wazoo.

Actually, change that to "Pull off" 

[Reply #511 on:]

Leela: "You see, Zoidberg?  This is exactly why I was against testing the Professor's new 'Dream Projector' on Fry's dreams."

Zoidberg: "Well, at least its only water this time."

[Reply #512 on:]

Leela: Doctor Zoidberg... would you please leave?

Zoidberg: What with the shower discrimination?

Leela: Fry and Amy and I were about to have a wet slippery threesome in here, so if you don't mind...

Zoidberg: I don't! Not at all. Just pretend like I'm not here.   *stares*

[Reply #513 on:]

Zoidberg: Fry's tail appears to be growing.

Leela: "Tail"...? [looks down] Oh God, Fry, you give unisex showers a bad name!

[Reply #514 on:]

Leela: Ooh! I think I just found what the Professor's "forgotten" feature of his Omni-Shower-Wall was, its a bidet!

[Reply #515 on:]

HA!
*thinks masturbatory thoughts*

[Reply #516 on:]

Leela: No! I don't want to play with your squeaky toy!

[Reply #517 on:]

Zoidberg: [entering shower] And the shower just got unisexier!

[Reply #518 on:]

SoylentOrange and Coldangel are the runners up (and someone needs to do some fanart of Coldangel's first contribution, stat!).

El-Man wins though, for the soap and hair captions.

[Reply #519 on:]

There's some pics around of couples in the shower (one by me)... good enough?

Anyway, the next pic...