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Frisco17

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« Reply #440 on: 06-21-2009 16:47 »

Amy: The mutant-butch-psycho look not working Leela?

Leela: I almost hooked that one.

Amy: Oh, being a normal, attractive woman I don't use my harpoon.

Prof: Oh my (reaches for breath spray).

Best....pun....ever! laff
El-Man

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« Reply #441 on: 06-22-2009 01:43 »



"No, Amy, in this case I'm shopping for you!" Leela replied before jamming the boot over the Martian intern's head.
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« Reply #442 on: 06-22-2009 03:28 »
« Last Edit on: 06-22-2009 03:30 »

Amy: Hey Leela, I need some new shoes.
Leela: If you speak the truth, have ... [shows boot] a foot!
[Amy doesn't budge]
Leela: Hahahahaha... oh, you don't get it. Forgot that you're an intern...
soylentOrange

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« Reply #443 on: 06-22-2009 03:50 »

Leela: "Tell me, Amy, have you ever tried eating 'poon?"

Amy: "No, why do you ask?"
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #444 on: 06-23-2009 05:14 »

futz wins for the best dirty pun I've heard in a long while. flirt
futz
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« Reply #445 on: 06-23-2009 06:11 »


coldangel

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« Reply #446 on: 06-23-2009 07:19 »

Farnsorth: Since you were overpaid this month, company policy requires you to strip for me in order to repay the debt. Now get naked, damn you!

Leela: Fry, help!

Fry: Can't argue with company policy, Leela.

Leela: *sigh* Alright, fine. But I'm going to need some music.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #447 on: 06-23-2009 12:50 »

Fry didn't know what to think. He was surprized that his idea to get a figurehead for the ship had been accepted and he was elated that Leela had agreeded to model for it (oh yeah!) but he was totally bummed that it was the Professor who was going to be the one spreading the wet plaster all over her firm, smooth, creamy... (aw, man)

Fry: Er, I have to... ah... the bathroom. I'll be right back... don't start without me!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #448 on: 06-23-2009 14:13 »

The Professor: There, now try and get out of that!

Leela: I don't really understand why we have to wear these new straightjackets, Professor.

Fry: I dunno...I think they're kinda cool.
Future Shock

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« Reply #449 on: 06-23-2009 14:15 »

Leela: Whew. Is it hot in here?
Fry: Yes. Yes it is.
Wonderpants

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« Reply #450 on: 06-23-2009 14:40 »

Fry's day was made when Leela accepted his bet that she couldn't touch her elbows together behind her back. It was shortlived though, as she insisted on wearing her coat while she did it.
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« Reply #451 on: 06-23-2009 18:25 »

Professor: "Leela, after searching the entire crew for the missing ball of dark matter I've come to the conclusion that you are the only possible culprit."

Leela: "But you already searched me once and I didn't have it."

Professor: "Yes, but that was before I remembered the story Fry told last week about a certain...thing you can do, that would allow you to have kept it hidden this whole time.
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« Reply #452 on: 06-23-2009 19:09 »

Professor:  Since we're cutting back on budget cuts, the air conditioner in Planet Express is broken and it won't be fixed for two weeks!

Leela:  Well, in that case, I'm taking my coat off!

Fry:  I'm keeping mine on!  I have chills really bad for some reason! 
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #453 on: 06-23-2009 19:23 »

Fry: Come on Leela, tonight's going to be LEGENDARY! Suit up!
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« Reply #454 on: 06-24-2009 04:27 »

.............

Farnsworth: SHOW US YOUR TITS DAMMIT!

....Yeah, I dunno. Amused by the quote.  laff
El-Man

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« Reply #455 on: 06-25-2009 02:59 »

Farnsworth: That isn't your jacket, dammit! It's a genetically modified organism attempting to feel you up. Now hand it over, it's my turn!

Leela: You and your perverted experiments, old man...
hobo bot

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« Reply #456 on: 06-25-2009 10:34 »

Bender (on ship) ; Wiggles, Professor, fetch me my Captains jacket!!

Professor; You heard the man Leela, Captains orders.
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« Reply #457 on: 06-26-2009 06:14 »

i cant see the fluffing picture no no
futz
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« Reply #458 on: 06-26-2009 13:07 »

Frisco17 wins.
Frisco17

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« Reply #459 on: 06-26-2009 23:01 »

Compare your captions to mine and then kill yourselves.

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« Reply #460 on: 06-27-2009 03:47 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2009 07:07 »

Fry: For the last time, we're moving it to 7pm, not canceling it!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #461 on: 06-27-2009 04:29 »

Fry: [thinking] Where's that Angry Dome when you need it...?
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« Reply #462 on: 06-27-2009 04:57 »

All except Fry: Those chairs you ordered are way too short!
Future Shock

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« Reply #463 on: 06-27-2009 06:14 »

4 seconds earlier

Fry: I actually consider flicking underwear an art!
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« Reply #464 on: 06-27-2009 09:14 »

Fry: ...I said, I thought The Dark Knight was boring.

Farnsworth: GET HIM!
El-Man

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« Reply #465 on: 06-27-2009 10:01 »

Leela: Wear the suit if you want, Fry, but that 80's hair is going too far!
Future Shock

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« Reply #466 on: 06-27-2009 12:35 »

Fry: ...I said, I thought The Dark Knight was boring.

Farnsworth: GET HIM!

Epic win.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #467 on: 06-28-2009 05:02 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2009 05:05 »

 ^^^ [cough]Brown-noser![/cough]



Fry: [After just informing everyone that he has signed ownership of both the company and it's staff over to Zapp Brannigan] Is it my tie that's making you mad? It's probably my tie.


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
km73

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« Reply #468 on: 06-28-2009 05:16 »

Funnily enough, that was the last episode I recently watched, about a week ago, and it really re-impressed me.  I thought it was brilliant; just rapid-fire and so many fantastic lines.

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The PE crew was not pleased at having been forced to watch Manos: The Hands of Fate at the company staff meeting.
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« Reply #469 on: 06-28-2009 11:15 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2009 11:16 »

The Professor: Fry, you idiot! That can of Slurm you spilt on my new matter enlargement machine when you agreed to be the test subject made it malfunction and increase the size of everything outside the enlargement chamber! Even this desk!
Leela: And where's Scruffy??
Fry: Er....you're standing on him.
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« Reply #470 on: 06-28-2009 12:45 »

2 seconds earlier.

FRY Micheal Jackson was overrated.
Frisco17

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« Reply #471 on: 06-28-2009 19:51 »

Points to km73 for the MST3K reference and IC for almost winning buuuut....Hobbitboy wins.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #472 on: 06-29-2009 10:26 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2009 10:29 »

From the network that brought "The Simpsons"


  

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
coldangel

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« Reply #473 on: 06-29-2009 10:31 »

Though he tried to will it away, staring at Fry's tight denim-clad buttocks slowly brought his throbbing dorsal member to attention.
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« Reply #474 on: 06-29-2009 11:37 »

Zoidberg after watching Frys 'special area' (his shoulder).
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #475 on: 06-29-2009 11:57 »

Note to all humans: Decapodians don't like it when you sing "Star-Spangled Banner" for 26 minutes.

(OK, I made a Simpsons reference, but be glad I saved myself from making a Michal Jackson joke.)
Future Shock

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« Reply #476 on: 06-29-2009 12:01 »

Fry: (acting surprised) Ohh. Ooohhh! He cut off my arm -- isn't he? Aah, he's gonna cut off my arm!
Jezzem

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« Reply #477 on: 06-29-2009 12:15 »

Zoidberg: *Sniff* That Fry is wearing the same sandles as me cry
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #478 on: 06-29-2009 17:28 »

Zoidberg: You mean I wore my strap-on mohawk to the fight for nothing? [sobs]

Fry: Maybe you'll feel better if I sing a little opera.
bromle

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« Reply #479 on: 06-29-2009 22:32 »

*motivating music playing*

FRY: Why are man and crab fighting in a cage filled with mud? If I didn't know better I would hav belived I woke up in the year 1000. Don't Crabs have heart? Don't Humen have heart? Aren't we all the same on the inside? Haven't we all been fighting ourselfs long enough? Why can't we all just take off our shell and be get alonge....or something?

*Everybody chears*

*Zoidberg is slowly sinking down in the mud, while no one notice*
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