Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #320 on:]

Fry:  Uhhh, there's honey all over our radio!

Leela:  Here, Bender, you get it off!

Bender: (opening his mouth and chomping on the radio)

Leela:  Bender!  Why did you do that?

Fry:  That was our only means of communication! 

Bender:  Mighty tasty!

[Reply #321 on:]

Bender: Shoving this pipe in Fry's ass should relieve my mighty robot boredom.

[Reply #322 on:]

Fry:  What's with the goop, Leela?  It looks like one of Bender's oil overhaul leftovers...

Bender:  Yeah, keep talking, meatsack.  One of these days, Bender will show you what my oil overhaul leftovers truly look like... Bwahahahaha!

[Reply #323 on:]

Leela: Oh no! All that's left of our emergency snack is the dipping sauce!

Fry: I can't go until dinner on just honey-mustard!

Bender: Aw, all you food tubes just run around all day worried about your input and output. Bzzzzzt... 'scuse me.

Leela: I just hope we're not low on our survival gin rations.

Bender: What!?!

[Reply #324 on:]

Fry: God Lord... you were right about the need for environmental suits, Leela. Why is this noxious goop spread all over the Planet Express building?

Leela: It's robotic seminal oil. And I think I found the reason. It's a box of the Professor's hyper-porn.

Bender: It was okay, but I've seen better. Anyone got a cigarette?

[Reply #325 on:]

   What is this, a morgue? Somebody throw a pie for God's sake.

[Reply #326 on:]

SoS wins for pointing out the animation error in the framegrab.

[Reply #327 on:]

Twice in a row? Awesome to the max!

[Reply #328 on:]

Bender: Now I'll have enough change for the gumball machine!

[Reply #329 on:]

Bender: Oh no! That's Fredricksen, I mean, my change for Paradise Falls!

[Reply #330 on:]

Bender: This had to happen... In the MALL!!!

[Reply #331 on:]

Bender: Oh! It's only chocolate money!

[Reply #332 on:]

Bender: And Bender strikes a blow in the name of CSC (Confined Small Change) everywhere!

Cubert: [offscreen] Duh genius, the jar didn't even have a lid!

[Reply #333 on:]

Bender:: (Voice over flashback) "So I woke up with the monster nowhere to be seen and all my money was gone except for about 'tree fiddy'."

[Reply #334 on:]

Bender: (crawling through an air duct)  Now I know how Elzar's dinners feel like!  Eat your heart out, John McClane! 

Bender accidently tips over the jar of coins.

Bender:  Oops!  There goes Zoidberg's allowance! 

[Reply #335 on:]

Bender's attempt at a sexy pose to attract hookerbots only got spare change and broken glass thrown at him.

[Reply #336 on:]

Even after stealing and breaking the swear jar that Hermes had recently started at Planet Express, Bender was still $.50 short of a $1 Hookerbot. So he had to resort to using his own money also.

[Reply #337 on:]

Bender: Fuck!

[Reply #338 on:]

(5 seconds earlier)

Bender: Oh, jar of money, I love you so much. Promise you'll never break up with me?

[Reply #339 on:]

Simplicity and crudity appeal to my nature. coldangel wins!

[Reply #340 on:]

I knew you'd say that.
And who says traditional intelligent comedy is dead?

[Reply #341 on:]

And who says traditional intelligent comedy is dead?

Rule #1: Know your audience.

Fry: "Stupid Bender has all the luck. I'd kill to have Leela do that to me."

[Reply #342 on:]

Leela: Damn, nothing's working...
Bender: ...
Leela: Nothing's happening...
Bender: ...
Leela: Let me try this...
Bender: ...
Leela: No matter what I do...
Bender: ...
Leela: Damn, nothing's coming through--
Bender: [whisper] Wait for it... wait for it...
Leela: --no matter how I wiggle this!
Bender: That's what she said! [to self] Hehe, you still got it Bender.

[Reply #343 on:]

Leela: Okay, Fry, get ready to put the bucket under Bender's mouth while I pump the hot butter.

Bender: [grumbling] I hate having to be a popcorn machine to help pay the rent...

[Reply #344 on:]

Leela: Just... a... few... more... There! Anything now Bender?

Bender: No!

Fry: When are you going to adjust my antenna?

Leela: I have to help Bender with the conversion to digital broadcast or he'll go offline.

Fry: That's what you said yesterday.

[Reply #345 on:]

Bender: Could you let go of me? I'm trying to take a memory dump!

[Reply #346 on:]

Bender: Lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em. Lemme at 'em lemme at 'em. Dah da da da da dah - robot power!

[Reply #347 on:]

Leela: Bender, no! Put down the recipe book, or else!

[Reply #348 on:]

Futz, for providing me with an amusing new euphemism. Now I'm off to adjust MY antenna.

[Reply #349 on:]

[Reply #350 on:]

Zapp: "Ladies, has Kif told you what happened the last time we went on a very sensual date with two gorgeous girls?"

Kif: "No, we...."

Zapp: "Shush Kif, you're ruining the story. I swept them off their feet with my boyish charm and tales of my manly feats in the recent war against the inhabitants of Ursa Major 5. Isn't that right, Kif?"

Kif: "Yes, but...."

Zapp: "The next morning, Ursa Major 5 declared war on us again. Kif, of course, didn't tell me that the ladies had been sent from Ursa Major 5 to negotiate peace.

Kif: (sighs)

[Reply #351 on:]

Zapp, tired of waiting for their food to arrive, starts peeling off strips of Amy's dress and eating them, much to Kif's chagrin.

[Reply #352 on:]

Zapp: Kif, as you are the gentleman, you'll be paying for your lady's bill too.
Kif: Alright, sounds good. (opens bill) Zapp, why's your and Leela's bill on her too?
Zapp: What Kif, are you not manly enough to be so ... so ... gentle?

[Reply #353 on:]

Zapp's Mind: "Captain's log March 3.375. Dinner went well, fill et mig non was exquisite. Sat on a thumb tack roughly five minutes ago. Ass pain, unimagineable."

[Reply #354 on:]

Zapp To Himself: Just sit still and nobody will know you cut the cheese.

[Reply #355 on:]

Zapp: You see, ladies, the key to a great evening is total relaxation. Why, just tonight, I was feeling a little tense so I had Kiff here give my prostrate a good massage and... [sniffs the air] Kiff, I hope you washed you hands afterwards.

[Reply #356 on:]

Kif: Why are you all staring at me?
Amy: Ah, you put a hair in Zapps soup!
Kif: Don't look at me... I'm bald!

[Reply #357 on:]

Leela [thinking]: I wonder how far I could jam that toothpick into his spinal cord

[Reply #358 on:]

"Splendid! Satisfaction, nervousness, annoyance, and puzzlement. What a feast!" Nobody at the table knew a lifeform that fed on emotions was hiding in the lamp.

[Reply #359 on:]

And the winner is... ?

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