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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #320 on: 05-29-2009 18:34 »

Fry:  Uhhh, there's honey all over our radio!

Leela:  Here, Bender, you get it off!

Bender: (opening his mouth and chomping on the radio)

Leela:  Bender!  Why did you do that?

Fry:  That was our only means of communication! 

Bender:  Mighty tasty!

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #321 on: 05-29-2009 21:07 »



Bender: Shoving this pipe in Fry's ass should relieve my mighty robot boredom.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #322 on: 05-30-2009 03:28 »

Fry:  What's with the goop, Leela?  It looks like one of Bender's oil overhaul leftovers...

Bender:  Yeah, keep talking, meatsack.  One of these days, Bender will show you what my oil overhaul leftovers truly look like... Bwahahahaha!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #323 on: 05-30-2009 04:23 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2009 04:24 »

Leela: Oh no! All that's left of our emergency snack is the dipping sauce!

Fry: I can't go until dinner on just honey-mustard!

Bender: Aw, all you food tubes just run around all day worried about your input and output. Bzzzzzt... 'scuse me.

Leela: I just hope we're not low on our survival gin rations.

Bender: What!?!
coldangel

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« Reply #324 on: 05-31-2009 10:21 »

Fry: God Lord... you were right about the need for environmental suits, Leela. Why is this noxious goop spread all over the Planet Express building?

Leela: It's robotic seminal oil. And I think I found the reason. It's a box of the Professor's hyper-porn.

Bender: It was okay, but I've seen better. Anyone got a cigarette?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #325 on: 06-02-2009 12:46 »


   What is this, a morgue? Somebody throw a pie for God's sake.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Svip

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« Reply #326 on: 06-02-2009 14:55 »

SoS wins for pointing out the animation error in the framegrab.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #327 on: 06-02-2009 17:53 »

Twice in a row? Awesome to the max!


My brain hurts!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #328 on: 06-03-2009 05:33 »

Bender: Now I'll have enough change for the gumball machine!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #329 on: 06-03-2009 06:16 »

Bender: Oh no! That's Fredricksen, I mean, my change for Paradise Falls!
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #330 on: 06-03-2009 08:25 »

Bender: This had to happen... In the MALL!!!
horriblegb

Bending Unit
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« Reply #331 on: 06-03-2009 09:58 »

Bender: Oh! It's only chocolate money!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #332 on: 06-03-2009 16:36 »

Bender: And Bender strikes a blow in the name of CSC (Confined Small Change) everywhere!

Cubert: [offscreen] Duh genius, the jar didn't even have a lid!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

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« Reply #333 on: 06-03-2009 16:49 »

Bender:: (Voice over flashback) "So I woke up with the monster nowhere to be seen and all my money was gone except for about 'tree fiddy'."
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #334 on: 06-03-2009 18:27 »

Bender: (crawling through an air duct)  Now I know how Elzar's dinners feel like!  Eat your heart out, John McClane! 

Bender accidently tips over the jar of coins.

Bender:  Oops!  There goes Zoidberg's allowance! 
El-Man

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« Reply #335 on: 06-04-2009 06:13 »

Bender's attempt at a sexy pose to attract hookerbots only got spare change and broken glass thrown at him.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #336 on: 06-04-2009 08:22 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2009 08:24 »

Even after stealing and breaking the swear jar that Hermes had recently started at Planet Express, Bender was still $.50 short of a $1 Hookerbot. So he had to resort to using his own money also.
coldangel

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« Reply #337 on: 06-04-2009 09:35 »

Bender: Fuck!
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #338 on: 06-04-2009 12:06 »

(5 seconds earlier)

Bender: Oh, jar of money, I love you so much. Promise you'll never break up with me?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #339 on: 06-04-2009 16:43 »

Simplicity and crudity appeal to my nature. coldangel wins!
coldangel

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« Reply #340 on: 06-05-2009 02:05 »

I knew you'd say that.
And who says traditional intelligent comedy is dead?

Frisco17

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« Reply #341 on: 06-05-2009 03:09 »

And who says traditional intelligent comedy is dead?

Rule #1: Know your audience.

Fry: "Stupid Bender has all the luck. I'd kill to have Leela do that to me."

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #342 on: 06-05-2009 05:05 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2009 05:09 »

Leela: Damn, nothing's working...
Bender: ...
Leela: Nothing's happening...
Bender: ...
Leela: Let me try this...
Bender: ...
Leela: No matter what I do...
Bender: ...
Leela: Damn, nothing's coming through--
Bender: [whisper] Wait for it... wait for it...
Leela: --no matter how I wiggle this!
Bender: That's what she said! [to self] Hehe, you still got it Bender.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #343 on: 06-05-2009 05:31 »

Leela: Okay, Fry, get ready to put the bucket under Bender's mouth while I pump the hot butter.

Bender: [grumbling] I hate having to be a popcorn machine to help pay the rent...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #344 on: 06-05-2009 15:29 »

Leela: Just... a... few... more... There! Anything now Bender?

Bender: No!

Fry: When are you going to adjust my antenna?

Leela: I have to help Bender with the conversion to digital broadcast or he'll go offline.

Fry: That's what you said yesterday.
Freako

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« Reply #345 on: 06-05-2009 16:39 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2009 16:42 by Futurama_Freak1 »

Bender: Could you let go of me? I'm trying to take a memory dump!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #346 on: 06-07-2009 12:25 »

Bender: Lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em. Lemme at 'em lemme at 'em. Dah da da da da dah - robot power!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #347 on: 06-07-2009 14:32 »

Leela: Bender, no! Put down the recipe book, or else!
coldangel

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« Reply #348 on: 06-07-2009 15:06 »

Futz, for providing me with an amusing new euphemism. Now I'm off to adjust MY antenna.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #349 on: 06-07-2009 17:31 »

Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #350 on: 06-07-2009 18:11 »

Zapp: "Ladies, has Kif told you what happened the last time we went on a very sensual date with two gorgeous girls?"

Kif: "No, we...."

Zapp: "Shush Kif, you're ruining the story. I swept them off their feet with my boyish charm and tales of my manly feats in the recent war against the inhabitants of Ursa Major 5. Isn't that right, Kif?"

Kif: "Yes, but...."

Zapp: "The next morning, Ursa Major 5 declared war on us again. Kif, of course, didn't tell me that the ladies had been sent from Ursa Major 5 to negotiate peace.

Kif: (sighs)
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 06-07-2009 22:45 »

Zapp, tired of waiting for their food to arrive, starts peeling off strips of Amy's dress and eating them, much to Kif's chagrin.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #352 on: 06-08-2009 00:22 »

Zapp: Kif, as you are the gentleman, you'll be paying for your lady's bill too.
Kif: Alright, sounds good. (opens bill) Zapp, why's your and Leela's bill on her too?
Zapp: What Kif, are you not manly enough to be so ... so ... gentle?
Frisco17

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« Reply #353 on: 06-08-2009 02:00 »

Zapp's Mind: "Captain's log March 3.375. Dinner went well, fill et mig non was exquisite. Sat on a thumb tack roughly five minutes ago. Ass pain, unimagineable."
Freako

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« Reply #354 on: 06-08-2009 02:09 »

Zapp To Himself: Just sit still and nobody will know you cut the cheese.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #355 on: 06-08-2009 15:16 »

Zapp: You see, ladies, the key to a great evening is total relaxation. Why, just tonight, I was feeling a little tense so I had Kiff here give my prostrate a good massage and... [sniffs the air] Kiff, I hope you washed you hands afterwards.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #356 on: 06-08-2009 15:44 »

Kif: Why are you all staring at me?
Amy: Ah, you put a hair in Zapps soup!
Kif: Don't look at me... I'm bald!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #357 on: 06-09-2009 05:54 »

Leela [thinking]: I wonder how far I could jam that toothpick into his spinal cord
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #358 on: 06-09-2009 08:19 »

"Splendid! Satisfaction, nervousness, annoyance, and puzzlement. What a feast!" Nobody at the table knew a lifeform that fed on emotions was hiding in the lamp.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #359 on: 06-10-2009 15:34 »

And the winner is... ?

[drumroll...


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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