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coldangel

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« Reply #280 on: 05-19-2009 09:36 »

WELCOME... to the THIRD DIMENSION!

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« Reply #281 on: 05-19-2009 10:42 »
« Last Edit on: 05-19-2009 10:43 »

Farnsworth (voice-over): Fry, get off the internet! I need to use the phone!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #282 on: 05-19-2009 14:07 »

Fry: When does the monkey start throwing barrels at me...?
coldangel

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« Reply #283 on: 05-19-2009 14:52 »

As a side-note - I was somewhat bothered by how many people Fry kills in that game. Sure, they were trying to kill him, but it still doesn't seem like the kind of thing he'd do.
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« Reply #284 on: 05-19-2009 15:05 »

But it's not Fry, it's video game Fry... Or some crappy excuse...
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #285 on: 05-19-2009 18:25 »

Fry: Outta my way, I'm coming through!

Robots: (getting shot up):  Does not compute!  Does not compute! (explodes)

Fry: These robot dudes are more pathetic than the killbots!

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #286 on: 05-20-2009 00:01 »

Fry: Prepare to be pixelated.
Svip

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« Reply #287 on: 05-20-2009 00:08 »

Fry: Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-litre bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!
futz
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« Reply #288 on: 05-20-2009 06:07 »

Fry: Aw crap they're gay! My mighty sperm gun has no effect on them!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #289 on: 05-20-2009 11:40 »

Yet again Fry had fallen for the old "You take the lead and I'll cover you" line.

As Bender prepared to take aim he couldn't help but reflect on the fact that, as often as Fry and he had played this game, Fry never seemed to notice that there were personally-tailored 'win' condition for each player, let alone that Bender had cracked the game to always make his one "Get the killing shot on each of your team-mates."

But "Ah, this never gets old." soon pushed that thought out of his head.
coldangel

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« Reply #290 on: 05-21-2009 08:06 »

Everybody loses.  i_c_weiner loses the least.
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« Reply #291 on: 05-22-2009 02:07 »
« Last Edit on: 05-22-2009 02:10 »

Woohoo!

futz
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« Reply #292 on: 05-22-2009 03:11 »

Although the Professor was a man of Science he still held a weekly seance where he sought guidance from the spirits of processing chips that had passed on due to static electricity. They were of limited help, however, since no one would hold hands/claws.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #293 on: 05-22-2009 05:37 »

Prof. Farnsworth: ...and this is the symbol I'll paint on his side. What do you all think about my little genetic experiment, everyone?

Fry: I already saw "Bolt".

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« Reply #294 on: 05-22-2009 07:15 »

Farnsworth: Allow me to introduce your new team-member: The Squire of Gothos!

Leela (to Trelane): I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose.

Trelane: You've earned my wrath! Go back. Go back to your ship! All of you! And prepare: you're all dead! You, especially, Leela!
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« Reply #295 on: 05-22-2009 09:24 »

Farnsworth: You'll be required to fly the ship to this point. The target area is only two metres wide! It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port...
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« Reply #296 on: 05-22-2009 11:11 »

Professor: Once I've put it in a containment field you'll be transporting it to Dog Doo VI. ...  And remember, NEVER touch it, not even it's tendrils!
Zoidberg: What? Why not?
Professor: Well, for starters every molecule in your body would explode at the speed of light!
Fry: Uh, so tell us again how we'd know a tendril if we saw one?
Professor: [impatiently] You dope! They look like thi...
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« Reply #297 on: 05-23-2009 05:48 »

Professor: "So in short thanks to the resonance cascade caused by Doctor Zoidberg we're all just going to have to learn to live with these damn headcrabs.
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« Reply #298 on: 05-24-2009 01:54 »

Professor: You will pay the price for your lack of vision!
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« Reply #299 on: 05-24-2009 02:13 »

Professor: So is anyone willing to pay for the wall? Anyone?
Fry: Why should we Professor?
Professor: Youre the one who played Titanic by holovideo!
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« Reply #300 on: 05-24-2009 04:49 »

Ugh, it's so close! I'll decide in the morning.
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« Reply #301 on: 05-25-2009 05:44 »

I'll go with NastyInThePasty. Fry would say that.
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« Reply #302 on: 05-25-2009 18:12 »

W00t!



coldangel

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« Reply #303 on: 05-26-2009 02:22 »

Leela: Here, sexually-frustrated ice-giant woman - try this rudimentary stone-age dildo I fashioned with my mighty opposable thumbs.  No, you keep it now...
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« Reply #304 on: 05-26-2009 02:25 »

Leela: Here, sexually-frustrated ice-giant woman - try this rudimentary stone-age dildo I fashioned with my mighty opposable thumbs.  No, you keep it now...

Farnsworth:  I invented the pointy rock tied to a stick!  I'll kill you!
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« Reply #305 on: 05-26-2009 03:08 »

Leela: I was looking pretty feminine in here until you came along!
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« Reply #306 on: 05-26-2009 04:58 »

Leela's acceptance of the ceremonial tooth-pick signaled the dawn of a new era in the Human-Yeti relationship - although they had better give back her furniture. The freezing ice cave was so bare without her futon!
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« Reply #307 on: 05-26-2009 13:26 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2009 13:36 »

Yeti-cize instructor: [in a voice like Chewbacca's but still understandable] Extend those arms, Leela! Push through that pain barrier! ... Okay, give me four more reps of spear-istenics then it'll be time for 20 minutes of snow-pack therapy.

Leela: No way, I want the ice-sauna next!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #308 on: 05-27-2009 23:28 »

Leela flies in the face of conventional wisdom and refuses to let the wookie win.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #309 on: 05-28-2009 00:21 »

ShepherdofShark takes it.  :laff:
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #310 on: 05-28-2009 01:27 »
« Last Edit on: 05-28-2009 01:36 »

Since I am away from my DVDs til friday, I must defer. I nominate Svip.

edit: actually a free for all might be fun....
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #311 on: 05-28-2009 18:45 »

Leela:  Freeze!

Ice Monster:  *screams and runs away*

Leela:  (sarcastically)  Don't you know what 'freeze' means?
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« Reply #312 on: 05-28-2009 18:49 »

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« Reply #313 on: 05-28-2009 19:17 »

Voice from box: He's dead, Jim.
Bender: And now you're bones too!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #314 on: 05-28-2009 20:44 »

Fry: Hey, I don't remember ordering honey on our pizza...!

Bender: Fry...look around you.
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« Reply #315 on: 05-28-2009 21:53 »

Leela: "Alright, who covered the radio in golden syrup?"
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #316 on: 05-28-2009 22:22 »

Leela: "Alright, who covered the radio in golden syrup?"
Oh god! Things are leaking from the test theaad to the rest of PEEL! What are we, /test/tards?!
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« Reply #317 on: 05-29-2009 05:01 »

Next week on The Amazing Race! Team Planet Express are the first to find the next clue, but can they complete the challenge and escape in time?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #318 on: 05-29-2009 11:23 »

Fry-1: What? You mean that thing is really called a Black-Box? Boy, between that and our new friend over there... [indicates behind him] I'm beginning to think that this Universe-B takes itself way too literally.

Bee-ender: Bite my burnished metal bee... hind!
Future Shock

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« Reply #319 on: 05-29-2009 13:37 »
« Last Edit on: 05-29-2009 13:41 »

Fry: "The way Leela is staring at that box covered with honey makes me think she's gonna eat it!"
Bender: "I wonder if I should tell Fry it's earwax? Wait-" Fry, don't eat that!!!!!!
Fry: Bleeeergh! My mouth is on fire!
Leela: Thats because it's old robot mechanic grease, nimrod.
Bender: *gasp* Gimme! [goes and devours stuff on box]
Leela: No, it's actually earwax. Sorry.
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