Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #200 on:]

I hereby re-invoke regulation 146.18.6-G (the 24 hour rule) on this thread once again.



Oh, and TOTPD too!

[Reply #201 on:]

Fry takes the "shove the books off their desk" gag to a whole new level.

[Reply #202 on:]

Morgan: The papers... They CALL TO ME!!!

Fry: Yes... The... Papers...

(Fry slowly backs out of the room looking frightened)

[Reply #203 on:]

Morgan's command of the silhouette animal Jedi mind-trick was impressive. Her 'butterfly' had Bender and Fry almost completely immobilized. Fry's only chance of escape was to break her concentration by nudging that Toblerone™ into her line of sight.

   I hereby re-invoke regulation 146.18.6-G (the 24 hour rule) on this thread once again.

I was wondering when someone was going to do it.

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Morgan: "Miscellaneous garbage?  This is the best birthday, ever!  How did you know?!"

Fry: "I had a feeling."

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[Spaghetti Western music plays on the soundtrack]

Fry: [Clint Eastwood voice] There's two types of people in this world, Morgan. Those who clean up after themselves, and those who don't. [chews cigar] You don't.

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Morgan: Your filty poetry even made your robot puke! Take me now you slob!

Bender: No more, please stop! Girk! Klao-ooh!

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Morgan:  You know, I'm so tired of being uptight!  You're just the man I'm looking for, Fry!

Fry:  Back off!  I don't date tightwads!  I hate you!

Morgan:  Oh, come on, I want to loosen up!

Bender gets up from his trance.

Bender:  Your reign of terror is over, get outta here!

Morgan screams and runs away.

Leela: (kicks Morgan out the door), And stay out, you pathetic excuse of an authority figure!

[Reply #208 on:]

Hobbitboy wins for referencing both Star Wars and chocolate.

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[Reply #210 on:]

Bender: I feel like a loser in this outfit. What do you think Fry?

Fry: What? Sorry I was staring at that owl nest over there...

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Leela: "Here's my idea for a sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole."

Fry: "Like pool?"

Leela: "Fuck off pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little fucked up stick. I whack a ball, it goes in a gopher hole."

Fry: "Oh, you mean like croquet?"

Leela: "Fuck croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away.
               
Fry: "Oh, like a bowling thing?

Leela: "Fuck no! Not straight. I put shit in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you fucking ball.

Fry: "And you do this one time?"

Leela: "Fuck no! Eighteen fucking times!"

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Bender:  Why is everybody looking at me?

Hermes:  You're wearing my golf outfit! 

Leela:  We never see you wear clothes like that before.

Bender:  Well, what about you, and what you're wearing?  You look like a scuba diver astronaunt!

Leela:  I'm not diginifing that with a response.

Farnsworth:  Give Hermes back his golfing outfit!

Bender:  Fine! 

Bender takes off the clothes.

Bender:  Hermes dresses geeky, anyway!

Fry:  Do I dress cool?

Bender:  Uh.......no!

[Reply #213 on:]

Leela and Bender are disappointed that no one else remembered to dress up for Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day.

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Fry becomes hypnotized by the little furry ball on the tip of Bender's antenna.

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Hermes: Bender mon, what's that funky jazz on top of ya robot manhood?

Bender: I don't know, it happened when Leela started welding.

Leela: I know it's fascinating, Fry, but right now I have to concentrate.

Farnsworth: That's right! Your hair is still stuck to my face!

Edit: director's cut
 

[Reply #216 on:]

Hermes: Bender-mon, why are you dressed like that?
Professor: I believe that Bender has hit his midlife crisis.
Leela: What makes you think that?
Professor: He's playing golf.
Fry: And he has a fuzzy thing on his antenna.
Bender: That's not normal...

Probably crap but hell I tried for the first time since I think it was this time last year...

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Leela: "You know Bender, you did sort of ask for it."

Fry: "Huh?  How so?"

Leela: "Come one, dressing like that, and then inviting a bunch of gay men to 'bite his shiny metal ass'?  What did he expect?"

Bender:  "It hurt so bad..."

[Reply #218 on:]

Wii Sports in the future.  Outfit required.

[Reply #219 on:]

Bender: Leela, I said we'd be wielding golf clubs, not welding them.

Leela: Hey, you know I don't get my golf outfit until the last movie!

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Leela: Okay, are you guys ready for the fancy dress party...? Fry - where's your costume?

Fry: I'm wearing it.

Leela: ...What are you supposed to be?

Fry: A pervert at the bus stop.  (Drops his pants, waggles it around)

Hermes: Dat's uncanny!

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Leela: Just because I'm a sewer mutant why do I have to go get him?

Hermes: Dat makes you the most qualified employee, woman.

Leela: How did the Ambassidor from the Dung Beetle Planet get flushed down the toilet anyway. Unless...

Bender: Eeep...

Fry (thinking): Act uninterested,  act uninterested...

Leela: Fry, you're acting uninterested. So, it was you two!

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And just in time for the weekend, the winner is...

* coldangel_1 *

[golf clap]

By the way, I was kind of hoping someone would trigger my secret instant-win clause by mentioning the case of giant-hairy-ballsackitus that Bender seemed to be afflicted with but obviously you PEEL folk are too classy for that sort of thing.

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[Reply #224 on:]

Al Gore: So basically, if you don't go back to the -- have you been looking at that damn screen the whole time I've been speaking??!!

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Al Gore: Yeah you like that don't ya bitch?

All three other action rangers: (simultaneously) Aww yeah...

[Reply #226 on:]

Al Gore: For the last time, Mr Fry, I am not Michael Palin, that is not a Comfy Chair, and if you shout out 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition' one more time, I'll have Groening over there get his eraser!

[Reply #227 on:]

Al Gore gets between Fry and his dreams.

[Reply #228 on:]

Damn it Fry, you lost me 100 dollars! That could have bought me..... One gallon of gas! dun dun dunnn!

[Reply #229 on:]

Al Gore: "I'm only going to ask this one last time."

Fry: "There... Are... Four... Lights!"

[Reply #230 on:]

Logic suggests ^that^ will be the winner.

Gore: Roll the dice, Gary. I cant decide what to do with him.

[Reply #231 on:]

I choose not to compete against SO. But here's my attempt anyway:

Gore: So even if I used your ass I wouldn't be the president?

[Reply #232 on:]

Gore: "Fry, you must understand that you are our last hope. Only you can destroy the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about Manbearpig."

[Reply #233 on:]

Al Gore: [sweating] Trying to hypnotize a moron is more difficult that it looks...!

Steven Hawking: HeRe, LeT mE dO iT.

[Reply #234 on:]

Frisco wins... Or at least he would if it was my frame grab...

[Reply #235 on:]

Fry: ...and I say Bush beat you fair and square!

Hawking, Gygax, & Nichols: Oooooh, burned you buddy!

[Reply #236 on:]

Al Gore:  Damn it, Fry, I'm a vice-president, not a physicist!

[Reply #237 on:]

Svip, for paraphrasing my favorite Star Trek character.

[Reply #238 on:]

it was the doctor

[Reply #239 on:]

Hopefully, this one haven't been done, but I did not check.