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soylentOrange

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« Reply #160 on: 04-21-2009 05:52 »



Fry: "What?  Lots of people make life-size mannequins of their ex-girlfriends."
coldangel

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« Reply #161 on: 04-21-2009 08:55 »

Fry: (Oh God, it's Leela, the woman I love... and now she's seen me with another girl - she'll never want to date me now! What do I do? What do I say?)

Leela: Hey Fry, who's this?

Fry:  I thought she was YOU!    (Heh heh; smooooooth!)
El-Man

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« Reply #162 on: 04-21-2009 09:29 »

Bender quickly fell asleep, proving that Fry's new ventriloquist act wasn't the hit he thought it would be.
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« Reply #163 on: 04-21-2009 10:43 »

Leela:  What the hell is this?

Fry:  Guys, guys, I have learnt to become a ventriloquist, check this out.

Fry: [mimicking Colleen] Hey, people.  I got a hand up my ass.

Hermes:  That's terrible!  You didn't even change the pitch of your voice!  I don't know what women you've been around, Fry!

Leela:  I thought I send you out for groceries, and you come back with this.  [Fry leaves, sadly.  Bender wakes up.]

Bender:  Fry said he would be here soon with a new ventriloquist act, all I had to do was make sure the doll was dead.

Colleen:  Hi.

Hermes:  I was wrong, her voice is actually like that.

Bender:  Hm, I think this may be solved with an F-Ray.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #164 on: 04-21-2009 11:24 »

At the inaugural "Bat in a Flat" cage match, Bender became the first robot in history to lose a staring contest.
Future Shock

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« Reply #165 on: 04-21-2009 11:38 »

Fry: Oh crap, now I'm attracted to Leela again...
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #166 on: 04-21-2009 13:56 »

Fry: Yeesh, I go out for a few days and I come back to find Bender switched off, Leela with no nose and Hermes in the plot line...
hobbitboy

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« Reply #167 on: 04-21-2009 15:26 »

Fry: [trying to sound shocked and surprised.] Who are you! And what are you doing in my cool retro swinging bachelor's playboy make-out love, er... -nasium? Get out at once or I'll call the cops.  [Pause]  And what's up with Bender? ... D'oh!
Morgan_G19

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« Reply #168 on: 04-21-2009 18:13 »

Fry : I couldn't dehypnotize Bender after snapping my fingers. So, groping Colleen's ass may probably do the trick, right?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #169 on: 04-21-2009 21:08 »

Life couldn't be sweeter for Fry; seruptiously copping a feel, Bender's on down time and clearly Leela is smuggling peanuts.

Fry: Er, Hermes, don't you have something to file?
zoidbie

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« Reply #170 on: 04-22-2009 19:59 »

ok i wrote something for the last one cuz thats what i saw...


Bender: Hey sexy momma, i saved the best human for last. It's gonna be Fun outta the Bun
futz
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« Reply #171 on: 04-22-2009 23:15 »
« Last Edit on: 04-23-2009 20:40 »

Have to pick co-winners on this one: seattlejohn01 and Frisco17 so it goes to which ever one of them posts their grab first or can beat the other senseless.
Frisco17

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« Reply #172 on: 04-23-2009 22:39 »

Yoink

Sine Wave

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« Reply #173 on: 04-24-2009 02:05 »

Charles: "Vietnam burns and me I spurn Mao Mao
              Johnson giggles and me I wiggle Mao Mao
              Napalm runs and me I gun Mao Mao
              Cities die and me I cry Mao Mao
              Whores cry and me I sigh Mao Mao
              The rice is mad and me a cad Mao Mao"

Leela: "It's the little red book
           that makes it all move"

Lars: "Imperialism lays down the law
         Revolution is not a party
         The A-bomb is a paper tiger
         The masses are the real heroes"

Charles: "The yanks kill and me I read Mao Mao
              The jester is king and me I sing Mao Mao
              The bombs go off and me I scoff Mao Mao
              Girls run and me I follow Mao Mao
              The Russians eat and me I dance Mao Mao
              I denounce and I renounce Mao Mao"

Leela: "It's the little red book
           that makes it all move"

Lars: "The Soldiers are the foundation of the army
         Real power grows out of the barrel of a gun
         All the monsters will be defeated
         The enemy doesn’t fall on his own accord"

Charles: "Mao Mao!"
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #174 on: 04-24-2009 02:35 »

Charles de Gaulle: Run! For God's sake run! The evil heads are right behind you!
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #175 on: 04-24-2009 05:18 »

Cartman's Head: You will RESPECT MAH AUTHORITEH!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #176 on: 04-24-2009 13:06 »

Voiceover: After you've settled on the body part that takes your fancy all that remains is to tell us how you want it cooked.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
coldangel

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« Reply #177 on: 04-24-2009 14:23 »

Lars: And next on our tour of hugely overused gags stolen from The Simpsons, which were never really very funny in the first place: celebrity heads in jars!

Leela: But this doesn't make sense - most of these people died long before the technology to preserve human heads in jars was even developed. And one of them is an animated character who never even existed!

Lars: It's easier if you just don't think about it.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #178 on: 04-25-2009 04:02 »

De Gaulle: "Oh, don't mind Eric, madame.  He's been like that ever since France and Israel invaded South Park, Colorado and turned it into a Hippie wildlife habitat."

Cartman:  "Hate.  You.  Guys!!"
songficcer

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« Reply #179 on: 04-25-2009 07:54 »

Head in jar on top shelf to the left: Mmm...Bald is SECKSAY!
El-Man

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« Reply #180 on: 04-25-2009 14:13 »

The Heads were generally polite and friendly, but the majority were just checking out Leela's rear end.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #181 on: 04-25-2009 19:36 »

Hitler was always angry after they shaved his mustache and placed him next to De Gaulle.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #182 on: 04-25-2009 23:53 »

Lars:  Nothing more romantic than walking by a bumch of severed heads!

Leela:  You took the words right out of my mouth! 

mossy

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« Reply #183 on: 04-25-2009 23:58 »

i like kurts the most.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #184 on: 04-27-2009 02:58 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2009 02:59 »

I hereby recquisition this thread persuant to central bureacracy regulation 146.18.6-G (the 24 hour rule)

Frisco17

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« Reply #185 on: 04-27-2009 03:25 »

You were in the lead anyway. You won without me haveing to do anything, everybody wins.
Books

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« Reply #186 on: 04-27-2009 04:10 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2009 04:11 »

Futurama episode 907: Fry points at Leela.

Alternatively:

Fry attempts to tweak Leela's nipple, however the angle is against him.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #187 on: 04-27-2009 05:47 »

Fry: Productivity has increased over 2% since I had that new wind tunnel installed.

[The Professor goes flying by in the background, followed by a resounding off-screen crash]

Fry: I'll admit we need to get some weights to put in the Professor's pockets...
coldangel

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« Reply #188 on: 04-27-2009 07:21 »

Fry (voiceover):
It was getting dark when she walked into my office. The hall light was on. She stood for a moment, curvaceous figure silhouetted in the doorway. I tucked the bottle of Olde Fortran back in the drawer and snapped on my desk lamp. A white tank-top hugged her slender frame. Purple hair rippled down her shoulders like waves of ...some purple liquid. Her bare arms were tightly muscled. Her single eye narrowed in grim determination.


Leela: Fry, who the hell are you talking to?

Fry: It's Film Noir, Leela, play along!  ...I said, swallowing back an uncharacteristic surge of apprehension. This girl would be trouble. I could see it. I'm Fry. Philip Fry, private investigator. And who might you be?

Leela: ......
El-Man

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« Reply #189 on: 04-27-2009 09:02 »

Fry hinted that he could help Leela get a raise - for certain considerations. She followed the line of his finger, and less than a minute later, had stuffed him inside the filing cabinet and locked it.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #190 on: 04-27-2009 10:14 »

Fry: Yes, I know that pale yellow is a terrible color for a tie but, hey, if I always avert my eyes I never have to see it.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #191 on: 04-27-2009 20:20 »

Fry's take on the Sistine Chapel ceiling was met with much less regard than the original, especially by Leela.
futz
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« Reply #192 on: 04-27-2009 20:55 »

Fry: Boob? I'm not a boob. That's a boob.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #193 on: 04-28-2009 05:00 »

Fry: OooooooAAAAAooo. ... OoooooooAAAAAAooo. ... Honk honk! Honk honk!
[Leela stares]
Fry: Jim Carrey said it.
Leela: No he didn't.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #194 on: 04-29-2009 17:44 »

your turn, weiner.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #195 on: 04-29-2009 17:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2009 18:13 »


   Fry: Jim Carrey said it.
   Leela: No he didn't.


Oh come now! How could Leela possibly know about a thousand-year old (so called) comedian who didn't even rate having his head preserved in a jar let alone being thawed out to host a show?

[edit] D'oh! Ninja'd (but it just adds poignancy to my post, don't you think?) [/edit]

[post-edit edit] Ok, going out on a limb here with a 'blind' entry for the next (presumably i_c_weiner's) pic.

_____: Strange, _____ never has a second _____ at home.


(With the blanks to be filled in as appropriate once we've seen the actual picture. Hey, I never said how far out on the limb I was going!) [/post-edit edit]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Svip

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« Reply #196 on: 04-29-2009 18:00 »

She knew about Yakov Smirnov, why shouldn't she know about Jim Carrey?  Apparently, according to Bender in "Where No Fan Have Gone Before", Jim Carrey is still someone "big" in the 31st century, even though Bender suggests recording over them.
Books

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« Reply #197 on: 04-29-2009 18:05 »

The one time I was really offended in Futurama was when Weird Al was in the cryogenic tube, and Fry said "Noo".
That hurt.
Bad.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #198 on: 04-29-2009 18:19 »


   She knew about Yakov Smirnov, why shouldn't she know about Jim Carrey?  Apparently, according to Bender in "Where No Fan Have Gone Before", Jim Carrey is still someone "big" in the 31st century, even though Bender suggests recording over them.


Oh, [sarcastic] good [/sarcastic] one, Svip. Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #199 on: 04-29-2009 19:25 »

Fry:  Hey, Leela!  What do you say I can get you the every season of Grey's Anatomy on DVD?

Leela:  What do I have to do?

Fry:  You have to go out with me! 

Leela:  I knew you were going to go there!
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