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coldangel
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Fry: (Oh God, it's Leela, the woman I love... and now she's seen me with another girl - she'll never want to date me now! What do I do? What do I say?)
Leela: Hey Fry, who's this?
Fry: I thought she was YOU! (Heh heh; smooooooth!)
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: What the hell is this?
Fry: Guys, guys, I have learnt to become a ventriloquist, check this out.
Fry: [mimicking Colleen] Hey, people. I got a hand up my ass.
Hermes: That's terrible! You didn't even change the pitch of your voice! I don't know what women you've been around, Fry!
Leela: I thought I send you out for groceries, and you come back with this. [Fry leaves, sadly. Bender wakes up.]
Bender: Fry said he would be here soon with a new ventriloquist act, all I had to do was make sure the doll was dead.
Colleen: Hi.
Hermes: I was wrong, her voice is actually like that.
Bender: Hm, I think this may be solved with an F-Ray.
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zoidbie
Crustacean
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ok i wrote something for the last one cuz thats what i saw...
Bender: Hey sexy momma, i saved the best human for last. It's gonna be Fun outta the Bun
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Lars: And next on our tour of hugely overused gags stolen from The Simpsons, which were never really very funny in the first place: celebrity heads in jars!
Leela: But this doesn't make sense - most of these people died long before the technology to preserve human heads in jars was even developed. And one of them is an animated character who never even existed!
Lars: It's easier if you just don't think about it.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Hitler was always angry after they shaved his mustache and placed him next to De Gaulle.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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You were in the lead anyway. You won without me haveing to do anything, everybody wins.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fry: Productivity has increased over 2% since I had that new wind tunnel installed.
[The Professor goes flying by in the background, followed by a resounding off-screen crash]
Fry: I'll admit we need to get some weights to put in the Professor's pockets...
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Fry (voiceover): It was getting dark when she walked into my office. The hall light was on. She stood for a moment, curvaceous figure silhouetted in the doorway. I tucked the bottle of Olde Fortran back in the drawer and snapped on my desk lamp. A white tank-top hugged her slender frame. Purple hair rippled down her shoulders like waves of ...some purple liquid. Her bare arms were tightly muscled. Her single eye narrowed in grim determination.
Leela: Fry, who the hell are you talking to?
Fry: It's Film Noir, Leela, play along! ...I said, swallowing back an uncharacteristic surge of apprehension. This girl would be trouble. I could see it. I'm Fry. Philip Fry, private investigator. And who might you be?
Leela: ......
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Boob? I'm not a boob. That's a boob.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: OooooooAAAAAooo. ... OoooooooAAAAAAooo. ... Honk honk! Honk honk! [Leela stares] Fry: Jim Carrey said it. Leela: No he didn't.
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #195 on: 04-29-2009 17:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2009 18:13 »
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Fry: Jim Carrey said it. Leela: No he didn't.
Oh come now! How could Leela possibly know about a thousand-year old (so called) comedian who didn't even rate having his head preserved in a jar let alone being thawed out to host a show? [edit] D'oh! Ninja'd (but it just adds poignancy to my post, don't you think?) [/edit] [post-edit edit] Ok, going out on a limb here with a 'blind' entry for the next (presumably i_c_weiner's) pic. _____: Strange, _____ never has a second _____ at home. (With the blanks to be filled in as appropriate once we've seen the actual picture. Hey, I never said how far out on the limb I was going!) [/post-edit edit]
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Svip
Administrator
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She knew about Yakov Smirnov, why shouldn't she know about Jim Carrey? Apparently, according to Bender in "Where No Fan Have Gone Before", Jim Carrey is still someone "big" in the 31st century, even though Bender suggests recording over them.
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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She knew about Yakov Smirnov, why shouldn't she know about Jim Carrey? Apparently, according to Bender in "Where No Fan Have Gone Before", Jim Carrey is still someone "big" in the 31st century, even though Bender suggests recording over them.
Oh, [sarcastic] good [/sarcastic] one, Svip. Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?
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