Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

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Fresh thread. Go nuts, folks!

[Reply #1 on:]

Guy: Look at those girls
Robot: yeah
Leela: I am annoyed
Amy: This car is red

[Reply #2 on:]

We already did this one.

Oh well...

Salesman: Check it out...the Chinese girl actually believed me when I said that the car's hood doubled as a Magic Mirror!

[Reply #3 on:]

Victor: Look, ANGST RIDDEN LESBIANS!

[Reply #4 on:]

Victor suddenly realizes he installed the one-way mirror backwards.

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Victor: Oh my god, Eddie, look at her butt!

[Reply #6 on:]

*crows about choosing the winning thread title*



Victor: Those two are actually here to buy a car!

Eddie: Ha! Don't they know that all used-car dealerships are just fronts for drug-trafficking and money-laundering?

Victor: Do we even have any cars that aren't stuffed with cocaine?

[Reply #7 on:]

We already did this one.

We did? My bad... 

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[Reply #9 on:]

Weird Peel is Weird, sorry

[Reply #10 on:]

Fry: Why am I holding an empty coffee cup?

[Reply #11 on:]

Fry: I still don't get how Kif's power iterator could take only 135 second to find the first pisot number of a 2^26 precession.
Zoidberg: [off-screen] You've already used this joke!

[Reply #12 on:]

"Professor, this apple cider I found in your urine sample cooler tastes like urine."

[Reply #13 on:]

^
Lol.

[Reply #14 on:]

Uhh, I wasn't conceding.

I think I'll pick Sine Wave this time....

[Reply #15 on:]

w00t

[Reply #16 on:]

Super King:  Shouldn't be long now.
Captain Yesterday:  Oh, I can't wait...
Clobberella:  And... tea time!
Super King:  Finally, I get the chance to be British.

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Leela: "Stop! Hammertime."

[Reply #18 on:]

Clobberella: "The big hand is pointing to the number 6, and the small hand is pointing to the nearest Starbucks at close view range."

Captain Yesterday: "Is it just me, or are the Starbucks jokes always funny?"

Super King: "Lewis Black seems to think so."

(Edit reason: change the names to there super hero ones.)

[Reply #19 on:]

Captain Yesterday: So, how long until the bomb goes off?
Clobberella: Oh, crud! This isn't my watch, it's my calorie counter! On the plus side, I can probably have dessert tonight...

[Reply #20 on:]

Cloberella: Hold tight! The full-size "How Brontosaurs Did It" exhibit is about to start.

Super King: Oh - your - God!

Captain Yesterday: Lucky Brontosaurs have all the fun.

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Clobberella:  Okay, we're about to make a big jump!  And then we confront the dumpster robber. 

Super King:  I go first!  (jumps off) bombs away!

Capt. Yesterday:  We were supposed to do that, together! 

Super King lands in a dumpster.

Zoidberg:  Hey, I live here!  Find your own dumpster to live in!

Capt. Yesterday:  Zoidberg was the dumpster robber?

Clobberella:  Nah, can't be. 

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Leela: Only a few more minutes until Joel Schumacher's head is put on display.

[Reply #23 on:]

Leela: Oh my God! It was him all along!

Fry: Scruffymandias is the mask-killer. He's the one who's set this global catastrophe in motion!

Bender: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face...

Fry & Leela: Shut up!

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Leela: Oh no! It's nearly five pm! We have to return these costumes back to the rental store!

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Clobberella: The contractions are just minutes apart. Won't be long now!

Captain Yesterday: My first robot birth!... Shouldn't we be between her legs though instead of on her chest?

Clobberella: No.

Super King: Trust us... its cleaner this way.

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Captain Yesterday: Hey, Clobberella, what time is it?
Clobberella: Time for you to get a watch.
Captain Yesterday: [squints] I see what you did there.

[Reply #27 on:]

Super King: "Ay, Clobberella, quit touchin' that robot's junk!"

[Reply #28 on:]

Well, I had told myself whoever made a Watchmen reference would insta-win, but KurtPikachu surprised me with his incredibly obtuse and probably unintentional reference to James Fenimore Cooper, and...

Eh, I'll still give it to Coldy.

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The solemn duty falls to me again? Alright then...



Extra points for not mentioning the war.

[Reply #30 on:]

Warning: Wearing collar may result in pain, being poorly rendered and having old men look down your cleavage.

[Reply #31 on:]

And here, the contenders have just learned that the Viewer's Choice award went to Dr. Zoidberg.

[Reply #32 on:]

Leela gets strangled by the Invisible Man while Zoidberg and the Professor gawp.

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Farnsworth: "Interesting.  So it is possible to get someone so drunk that you can dare them to try to remove their own head."

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Zoidberg(singing): Let the stormy clouds chase! *whacks Leela* Everyone from the place! Come on with the rain, I've a smile on my face. Viddy well, professor.

[Reply #35 on:]

Professor: Actually, it's not a shock collar. What it does is completely mess up any hairdo you have. Every day will be a 'bad hair day'.
Leela:  Nooo! Not my hair!

[Reply #36 on:]

Director: Leela, dammit, stop looking at the camera!

[Reply #37 on:]

Hmmph. Well...  Decapodian's sucked the least.

[Reply #38 on:]

Leela:  Can't get it off!  Can't get it off!  Ehh, who cares?  I'll use it to my advantage!

Prof. Farnsworth:  OKay, you can give Zoidberg shock treatment!

Leela:  Sure!   

Leela goes up to Zoidberg and thinks of an angry thought and touches Zoidberg who gets shocked!

Zoidberg:  OOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hmmph. Well...  Decapodian's sucked the least.

Yes! I live to suck another day!

Now all I have to do is find a picture...

EDIT: Here you go you little bastards.  Feast upon this and multiply.