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Javier Lopez

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« Reply #40 on: 03-08-2002 15:20 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2002 15:20 »

Wait!! i almost forgott my Soviet Typhoon Clas Costume.....

   

the only problem is that you need a big batch or a near lake to use it..
and .........what`s a TOTP dance?????

(consults his random number generator)
Scotty

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« Reply #41 on: 03-08-2002 15:25 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2002 15:25 »

<--Following over from last post on page 1

Well, i'm 17.. so if shes over 15, shes the right age for me   ;)

*Drools*
Tzlk
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« Reply #42 on: 03-08-2002 15:29 »

I suppose a if she were 16 or 17 then That would be acceptable to me....being that im 18...But still thats not really legal...but oh well
Sarge

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« Reply #43 on: 03-08-2002 15:29 »

Usually girls that look that cute in their early teens don't look as good when they're 20+. She's probably in her prime right now.

So what're we waiting for?!
j/k  :laff:
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #44 on: 03-08-2002 15:34 »

Lets go Sarge.  It's now or never
Tweek

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« Reply #45 on: 03-08-2002 15:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Tzlk:
I suppose a if she were 16 or 17 then That would be acceptable to me....being that im 18...But still thats not really legal...but oh well
17 is illegal??? 16 is legal here, I think it is even lower in some continental countries.

Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #46 on: 03-08-2002 15:40 »

 
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Originally posted by Tweek:17 is illegal??? 16 is legal here, I think it is even lower in some continental countries.

Yeah, like Holand. I may be wrong but someone told me the legal age was 12 :eek:
cellery

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« Reply #47 on: 03-08-2002 15:40 »

I think she looks better here:



By the way, she's 22, she just looks young.  :)
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #48 on: 03-08-2002 15:42 »

This thread is turning out to be cool, plenty of eye candy.
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #49 on: 03-08-2002 15:42 »

Cellery, if you tell me you konw her, my head's gonna explode!!!
Tweek

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« Reply #50 on: 03-08-2002 15:53 »

 
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Originally posted by cellery:
By the way, she's 22, she just looks young.   :)

22, that is old enough  :D

You are right Otis, there is getting to be a fair bit of eye candy here  :)
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #51 on: 03-08-2002 16:20 »

 
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22, that is old enough   :D

i`m even older . what are you talking about 20s?
DrThunder88

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« Reply #52 on: 03-08-2002 16:30 »

What a bunch of jerks...not you guys, but those cosplay dorks.  I renew my vow to hate cosplay until the day I die.
Sarge

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« Reply #53 on: 03-08-2002 19:03 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2002 19:03 »

Cellery, that doesn't look like the same girl at all. The other pic is prettier anyway.
Shadowstar

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« Reply #54 on: 03-08-2002 19:16 »

Wait, what the hell's going on? all I know is that that Zoidberg costume is gonna give me nightmares.
cellery

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« Reply #55 on: 03-08-2002 19:18 »

It is the same girl. Her hair is just up for Chun Li's costume. How do I know? I saw her in person.   :)



Sarge

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« Reply #56 on: 03-08-2002 19:38 »

Nixorbo, know any more 12 year old girls that look like this?  :laff:
Sarge

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« Reply #57 on: 03-08-2002 19:40 »

 
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Originally posted by cellery:
I saw her in person.

Is she a future Comicon porn star or something?

cellery

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« Reply #58 on: 03-08-2002 19:41 »

I wish.    :laff:
Sarge

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« Reply #59 on: 03-08-2002 19:47 »

Lemme guess......she's your sister.
cellery

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« Reply #60 on: 03-08-2002 19:54 »

Nope, no siblings.
  :eek:   :eek:   :nono:   :nono:   :eek:   :eek:
bankrupt

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« Reply #61 on: 03-08-2002 20:02 »

I'd buy that for a dollar.
diagnostic

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« Reply #62 on: 03-08-2002 20:08 »

woah, i should visit this thread more often...  :flirt:
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #63 on: 03-08-2002 21:34 »

I love to see her dressed like she's doing her laundry... (from "Put Your Head On My Shoulder&quot ;)
Tzlk
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« Reply #64 on: 03-08-2002 21:46 »

To answer your Question Tweek if your over 18 (in the US)you cant do the nasty with anyone younger than you. 
Torquemada

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« Reply #65 on: 03-08-2002 21:52 »

Presumably if you are under eighteen then you cannot do the nasty (boggle) with someone older than you.
What if they are they same age (to the second)?
Tzlk
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« Reply #66 on: 03-08-2002 22:08 »

Im not sure bout that.. all i know is that you can go to jail if you are 18 or over and you hook up with someone younger than you.
Sarge

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« Reply #67 on: 03-08-2002 22:25 »

It helps keeps lots of unwanted chillins from being born.
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #68 on: 03-08-2002 22:28 »

 
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Originally posted by Torquemada:
Twelve, twenty. It gets harder to tell the difference with each passing year.
Hell, I'd do it too.
Maybe we should hold a poll on the subject.
20 -minus- 12 -equals- 8

Add that to the poll too!!

Torquemada

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« Reply #69 on: 03-08-2002 22:39 »
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Originally posted by Sarge:
It helps keeps lots of unwanted chillins from being born

So does sterilisation and contraception.
Not forgetting single sex boarding schools.

What humanity needs is temporary sterilisation. When child starts puberty sterilise them, let them rut like wild monkeys for a few years (get it out of their system), then at age 25 desterilise them and let them go on to make babies if they still want. Less unwanted births.  ;)
Just Chris

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« Reply #70 on: 03-08-2002 23:27 »

Hey, if she's only 22, and she looks like that, then that can only mean she will age slower than normal! Definitely an eye-catcher. I wouldn't mind boggling her up. Man, that term is so wonky doodle.  :)
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #71 on: 03-09-2002 00:27 »

You know, I've entertained an idea similar to Torqemada's, with this difference: the sterilization is not reversed until both potential, documented parents PASS AN EXAM to determine their basic parenting abilities. It's a completely fascist idea, yes--open to such wild abuse and illegalities as to boggle the mind--but every time I see someone, who shouldn't be allowed NEAR children in the first place, publicly abusing her entire damn litter of future tragic news items, I do allow myself a little fascism... Would the benefits outweigh the costs? What would the NEW problems be, and would they be worth it? Human nature loathes paradise the same way nature abhors a vacuum; people would work tirelessly to find ways to turn this into more heartache and pain--but could they match what we read about or see in world headlines today?

...wow, got a little off-topic there.

Okay...yeah, that chick's a hottie! Woo-hoo! Yowza! A-woooooooooo! Show us yer Underoos!!
Sarge

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« Reply #72 on: 03-09-2002 02:24 »

See what happens when PEELs' 6 top female posters stop posting?
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #73 on: 03-09-2002 04:02 »

Sorry Sarge :P
And I think all the cosplayers should have been shot at birth. Especially the bender.
Paso

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« Reply #74 on: 03-09-2002 10:32 »

Who told her to wear those silly costumes at all? Todays comedians could learn from this (delicious) clothing...
bankrupt

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« Reply #75 on: 03-09-2002 11:14 »

Being in a costume when your not going to a Halloween party is a little strange to me.  I don't mind looking at the pictures though.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #76 on: 03-09-2002 11:40 »

I stand by my claim that 99% of all cosplayers should be sacked.

And Halloween costumes are not cosplaying.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #77 on: 03-09-2002 13:52 »

Sure, I'd sack her. I don't know if I'd ever get into a serious relationship with her though. I would be too ashamed to introduce her to my parents and stuff. I would rather date someone with more dignity, like a 40 year old stripper or a heroin-addicted prostitute. But the important thing is that cosplayers would make great one night stands, and if I ever feel adequate enough to be a "one night stand" kind of guy, I'll definitely check out the comic cons or wherever cosplayers hang out.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #78 on: 03-09-2002 13:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
See what happens when PEELs' 6 top female posters stop posting?

Is this thread a cause or an effect?
diagnostic

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« Reply #79 on: 03-09-2002 18:54 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 Is this thread a cause or an effect?
A bit of both...

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