This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #80 on:]

Edited to say "Woo hoo, two TotP's in a row!"

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #81 on:]

Working Girl: ... OK then, we'll get together in an hour at my place. Here Bender, you can wear this. That way somebody will be wearing something.

Bender: I thought you humans watched TV all night!

[Reply #82 on:]

Fry: (thinking) "Hehe, now I can stare at Leela's chest all I want and nobody will notice. Thank you purse!"

[Reply #83 on:]

Working girl:  Hi, would you like to join our fun religious cul......I mean, club! 

Bender:  Sure! 

Fry:  I'll join, too!

Leela:  No!  Neither of them will!  It's a trap!

Fembot:  I'll say!  Let's get away from this nutjob! 

[Reply #84 on:]

woman: "... and now, to administer the test, I'll just turn the device on."

Leela: "Umm, excuse me.  I'm no Bene-Gesserit, but isn't the Gom-Jabbar test usually done with the subject's hand?"

[Reply #85 on:]

Bender: [gasps] Wearing white after Labor Day?! And those shoes...!

Fry: [thinking] Looks like that "fashion critic" module the Professor soldered to Bender's chest is doing the trick.

[Reply #86 on:]

Well, it looks like that's all we're getting, folks.

It was a hard decision to make and I almost resorted to rolling one of my old D&D dice; but, in the end, there can be only one, and this time it's...

    NastyInThePasty.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #87 on:]

Go Nasty, go Nasty, go Nasty...

[Reply #88 on:]

Bender: "Thanks to the credit crunch, I have to be my OWN hammock. And I'm lacking the will of getting up and go to steal one right now."

Zoidberg: "Now you know how I live my life... can I sit on you?"

[Reply #89 on:]

Zoidberg: Bender, old friend! I haven't seen you since you entered that X Game.

[Reply #90 on:]

Zoidberg: Bender, what happened?

Bender: Well, since we were stuck here, I was trying to make a slingshot.

Zoidberg: To send a help letter?

Bender: No, to see how far a giant crab can fly.

[Reply #91 on:]

Zoidberg: "At last! I finally get to see how the robut does his mating ritual!"

[Reply #92 on:]

Zoidberg: See, I told you not to steal that beer from the boys in my scout troop. Especially after all the trouble they had gone to smuggling it into the camp.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #93 on:]

Zoidberg: "Oh, so you met Mr. Norris too!"

[Reply #94 on:]

I'll probably pick a winner tomorrow night, so if anyone else wants in, go for it.

[Reply #95 on:]

See, I told you not to steal that beer from the boys in my scout troop. Especially after all the trouble they had gone to smuggling it into the camp.

ah, now that takes me back to the good 'ole days...

[Reply #96 on:]

Zoidberg finally gets food to eat, only to forget to build a fire.

[Reply #97 on:]

Bender: Back off, Zoidberg, I'm doing crunches! Do you think it's easy keeping a motherboard stomach like this?

......Sorry, it's awful.

[Reply #98 on:]

Smarty takes it.

[Reply #99 on:]

Oh my gosh, I actually won one!

Well, here it is:

[Reply #100 on:]

Leela [os]: "I don't care how big an emergency you say it is, Fry.  I'm not going to pull your finger!"

[Reply #101 on:]

Thanks to data recovered from the ship's Black Box, we can show you a shot from the button-cam of the Self-Destruct Emergency Overide button, taken just moments before the explosion. After months of expert analysis, extensive computer simulations, and in-depth psychological profiling of the crew's likely reaction to sudden, unimaginable terror, we have come to the conclusion that Professor Farnsworth may have made a mistake in positioning the Self-Destruct Emergency Overide button so close to the  Ah, Screw it; just Skip the Self-Destruct Countdown and Blow Everything to Smithereens NOW! button.

Oh, and curse you soylentOrange for both thinking of that one and then using it!

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #102 on:]

Who knew zombie Fry would be smarter than the original Fry? Pushing the eject button to remove a brain, very clever for someone as thick as Fry- even his speech has improved to the point people can actually understand what he's saying!

Fry:Brains....!

[Reply #103 on:]

[narrator] Right into your living room...!

[Reply #104 on:]

As the Planet Express ship returned to Earth Fry's expression had not changed. Just exactly what he saw Bender and Leela doing on the ship's couch the day before we may never know.

[Reply #105 on:]

Fry: "IT'S A TRAP!!"

[Reply #106 on:]

Fry: Aarrggh! My palm has turned into a butt.

[Reply #107 on:]

Fry: "gasp!" OVERTURNED SLURM TANKER! Bender, where's my gold-plated straw? HURRY!"

-meh, that's all I got

[Reply #108 on:]

Ok, it was actually a hard decision, but I am going to pick...Torgo.

[Reply #109 on:]

Awesome, Awesome to the MAX!

[Reply #110 on:]

As the credit crunch still hits our futuristic pals, they find Coelacanth fish pizza inedible

[Reply #111 on:]

Fry: You guys are never gonna be able to join my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan club if you don't learn to appreciate anchovies.

[Reply #112 on:]

Voiceover: "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."

You of all people should appreciate this one Torgo.

[Reply #113 on:]

Voiceover: "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."

You of all people should appreciate this one Torgo.

Yes, in a Troy McClure voiceover kinda way.

[Reply #114 on:]

Leela: So where'd you find a delivery Pizza for less than $10.

Fry: A place called Soylent Silvano's, why?

[Reply #115 on:]

Fry: Well, if you don't like it, I'll stop regurgitating it.

[Reply #116 on:]

half a moment earlier:

Zoidberg: "Friends, friends!  You'll never guess what I did in your pizza!"

[Reply #117 on:]

The Planet Express crew got pizza that day, and even though it tasted horrible, some odd, I-know-this-food-sucks-but-I'm-still-gonna-eat-it-because-I-haven't-eaten-anything-in-a-week instinct had kicked in.

[Reply #118 on:]

Fry soon lost interest in these weekly 'pizza fights' but he nevertheless always made a point of turning up to 'watch'.

He didn't even know what "telekinesis" was, let alone how you could use it to flip the pizza into your opponent's face. Nor he did understand why the Professor was so good that he could take on all of the others at the same time.

What he did know, however, was that when everyone's attention was on the contest, it was really easy to swipe free slices. Heh heh... suckers.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #119 on:]

Annnnnnnnnnd, Smarty takes it!