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coldangel
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Zoidberg: Please friends... let me rest! Amy: Not until I get my cell-phone back you horrible eating machine! Leela: And my favorite hair brush. Now barf! (Punches him in the stomach). Amy: Nothing yet. Leela: Just more of these gall-stones. Zoidberg: Awwwwww.....
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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A trip to the intergalactic petting zoo:
Leela: Aw, isn't the little Decapodian so cute?
Amy: Here, let's feed him some dark-matter particles I got from the vending machine.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Zoid: Blaauff!!!
Amy: Oooh...pretty. How'd you get him to finally hork 'em up, Leela?
Leela: I had Fry read some of Phish's lyrics aloud.
Amy: So where do the diamonds come out?
Leela: Fry know a place where we can get pre-concert enimas.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Doing his own mother on stage was bad enough but the final straw was when Books curled up and gave himself a blowjob.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bubblegum: Come on everybody, get outta the way! Fry: But what about Aladdin Waterfall? [Aladdin Waterfall is impaled] Old Man Waterfall: (running from crowd) No! That's the second son in three months! (leg falls off) And the second leg too!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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What episode is that screencap from?
Anyways...
BENDER: Cheese it, runaway Republicans...!
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: One art, please! [to Fanny] Wait until Zoidberg sees how I bested him again!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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The infamous wardrobe malfunction of 3009.
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crimsonbanana
Crustacean
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Bender: Heh heh, I love teasing these humans! you want the bra? you want the bra? Well you can't have it! but do you want it? do you really want it? 'COS YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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hobbitboy wins.
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dr.bender nye
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #634 on: 03-14-2009 13:11 »
« Last Edit on: 03-14-2009 13:13 »
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"Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Masters, if I might, let me do the thing. I'll go to the past and snatch every frame I can grab my greasy mitts on. Then, as a robot, I could just wait it out for a few centuries in the limestone cavern beneath this building. Oh, it'll be ever so much fun." Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong. Well, if it's OK with everyone and you know the 24 Hour Rule, should be ok. DUMB DUMB AWAY!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Hedonism-Bot: Oh, look at the prize I found in my Coco Puffs!
Professor: Phooey, all I got was a lousy kazoo!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Hedonism-Bot: And... you say this device will peel grapes for me? Meaning... I would no longer require the service of a nude servant boy?
Farnsworth: That's right.
Hedonism-Bot: Oh... how... wonderful. (Crushes it)
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