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El-Man

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« Reply #520 on: 02-22-2009 00:59 »

Kid with Calculator: "Damn it! I press the buttons for heavy metal and a hot asian chick, and I get THIS?!? Stoopid machine!"
coldangel

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« Reply #521 on: 02-22-2009 10:41 »

Zilex wins, and must carry the shame of being the biggest Pokemon geek.
Pokemon sucks arse, by the way.
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #522 on: 02-22-2009 20:54 »

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #523 on: 02-22-2009 23:22 »

Zoidberg: Alright, already, we can share the bathtub, but keep your hands above the equator!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #524 on: 02-23-2009 01:01 »

Zoidberg: Fry, why the suit? You can just use your built-in snorkel!

Fry: My what?

Zoidberg: Whatever, whatever! Now, Decapodian Parasite Elimination is your final exam for the Interstellar Medical Certificate. Get that head in here and inspect!

Amy: <thinks> Don't look, don't look, just keep reading...
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #525 on: 02-23-2009 01:03 »

Zoidberg: "I'm a dirty boy"
Fry: "Me too, I'm wearing a space suit."
Amy: "I am enjoying the book."
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #526 on: 02-23-2009 04:28 »

Fry: Oh, hi Amy and...Zoidberg? What the hell are you doing?!

Zoidberg: I am taking a relaxing salt water bath. What does it look like?

Fry: I understand that. But why did you take Bender's prize bathtub? Do you know what he'll do to you if he--

Bender (OS): Fry, have you seen my tub?

Fry: Oh, God! I have to get out of here before he murders us all!

Zoidberg: Well, I'm not afraid...

Bender (OS): ZOIDBERG!! I'm going to boil you!

Zoidberg: AAAARRHHHH!
Frisco17

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« Reply #527 on: 02-23-2009 04:34 »

Fry: "Pfft, you guys think this is disgusting? You should see tub girl."
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #528 on: 02-23-2009 05:20 »

Dr. Zoidberg: Clack! Clack! Clack!

Amy: "Good grief!" said Charlie Brown.

Fortunately, Fry's delivery duties spared him being cast in the Professor's venture into off-Broadway theater.
coldangel

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« Reply #529 on: 02-23-2009 07:31 »

Zoidberg: Now Fry - you're a space delivery man, and I'm an amorous housewife. You come into the house to deliver a package and find me washing my thorax in the tub - that's when the fun begins.

Amy: Zoidberg, this script has me as a sex-mad middle-class woman with a fetish for handcuffs. There's no way I can pass for middle-class!

Fry: ...I really don't think we need money this badly.

Zoidberg: I don't pay you to think! Now get those pants off!
crimsonbanana

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« Reply #530 on: 02-23-2009 10:35 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2009 10:37 »

Fry: Fine, i'll get in the bath, but only if I can wear this suit.
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #531 on: 02-24-2009 04:20 »

imma go with NastyInThePasty
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 02-24-2009 05:18 »

Gleesh! big grin

Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #533 on: 02-24-2009 05:19 »

"This is going to go great with my endangered giant condor eggs."
Frisco17

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« Reply #534 on: 02-24-2009 05:59 »

Anti-drug commercials in the 31st century.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #535 on: 02-24-2009 06:45 »

Even state-of-the-art 31st century technology will be powerless to make Michael Jackson look human.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #536 on: 02-24-2009 14:19 »

And here we see the moment when the Professor discovered that the planet Wormulon is not the only source of Slurmô in the universe.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #537 on: 02-24-2009 19:17 »

Professor:  Oops!  Sorry!

Bender:  (Running away)  Gotta get out of here, before I get boned!

Kiff:  Uhhhh, can I have my head back, please?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #538 on: 02-24-2009 22:06 »

Prof.: There, that should help. You really didn't know Amy's sexual stamina was legendary in this part of the known universe?

Kif: Sigh.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #539 on: 02-25-2009 07:28 »

The Professor's new Kermit the Frog blow-up doll raised even more unsettling questions than he did usually...
coldangel

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« Reply #540 on: 02-25-2009 07:46 »

Kif: (Dying from radiation poisoning) Do not grieve, Professor... it is logical:  the needs of the many... outweigh...

Farnsworth: Yes yes, the needs of the few or the one, now hold still and die with some quiet dignity while I harvest this delicious marrow. It'll spoil if I don't get it while it's still warm.

Kif: I have been, and always will be...

Farnsworth: I said be quiet!
El-Man

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« Reply #541 on: 02-25-2009 23:05 »

The Professor, always keen to keep his blood supply intern in good shape, completes the final repairs to her Inflatable Kif doll. She always kept breaking it. Well, a few patches are a small price to pay...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #542 on: 02-27-2009 04:54 »

Frisco17, you are teh winnah! big grin
Frisco17

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« Reply #543 on: 02-27-2009 06:16 »

Naturally.

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #544 on: 02-27-2009 06:20 »

Leela: I dunno...these new invisible cookies aren't as tasty as the visible ones.
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #545 on: 02-27-2009 08:30 »

Leela: Well, was there a prize inside?

Fry: I dont know, but i hope it's another cookie like last time.
coldangel

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« Reply #546 on: 02-27-2009 08:53 »

Leela: Why do you eat those? You know they're made from goat placenta.

Fry: Yep, just like my Aunt Beattie used to make.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #547 on: 02-27-2009 09:12 »

Leela: Fry, you've been eating those cookies for 3 solid months now, can't you eat something else?

Fry: How else am I gonna get on that TV show, Freaky Eaters?

(Possibly a joke no one outside the UK would get)
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #548 on: 02-27-2009 11:01 »

Leela: I know you want to impress me, Fry, but making cookies disappear isn't a magic trick.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #549 on: 02-27-2009 13:04 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2009 13:14 »

Fry: (frustrated) What idiot thought that child-proof cookie packets was a good idea?

Leela: You're using the wrong hand. You're supposed to put your right hand in then take your right hand out, put your right hand in (again) and shake it all about...

Fry: (cottoning on) Ah, so that's what its all about.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #550 on: 02-28-2009 21:40 »

Leela: Keeping that cookie bag over your crotch isn't fooling anyone, Fry.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #551 on: 02-28-2009 21:52 »

Fry: One, cut a hole in the box. Check...
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #552 on: 03-01-2009 02:10 »

Leela: Fry, building a fort out of cookies to watch TV from is just going to attract owls...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #553 on: 03-01-2009 03:00 »

Fry: Squrnch, squrunch, squrnch...

Leela: Fry you know that "ookies" means what you called condoms way back.

Fry: Mmm, chewy.
Frisco17

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« Reply #554 on: 03-01-2009 04:15 »

El-Man wins becuase that's an awesome idea.

Once again I'm abit worried that I'm agreeing with Fry.
El-Man

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« Reply #555 on: 03-01-2009 23:04 »



Extra Caveat: No fart jokes. Too easy.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #556 on: 03-01-2009 23:30 »

Fry: The one thing I hate about watching sports on TV in the future is this auto-wave couch...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #557 on: 03-01-2009 23:32 »

Leela: Now, I don't want to alarm you guys, but the cockroach I saw under the couch was this big!

Fry & Bender: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [jump up and run out of the room]

Leela: Heh-heh, suckers...! [changes channel]
coldangel

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« Reply #558 on: 03-02-2009 04:47 »

Crew sits down to watch Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Fry: Okay, look away now, this is the part where Uhura dances naked and... Ahhh! Oh no!! Too late!!!

Leela: My eye! Oh God my eye! She's so old and fat!

Bender: Must erase visual memory banks! Must erase visual memory banks!
Frisco17

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« Reply #559 on: 03-02-2009 04:55 »

Leela: "So last time I saw him he'd grown to about this size."

Bender: "So what ever happened to that little death leech of yours?"

Leela: "Oh I let him go a few days ago but he should still be around here somewhere."


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