This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #520 on:]

Kid with Calculator: "Damn it! I press the buttons for heavy metal and a hot asian chick, and I get THIS?!? Stoopid machine!"

[Reply #521 on:]

Zilex wins, and must carry the shame of being the biggest Pokemon geek.
Pokemon sucks arse, by the way.

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[Reply #523 on:]

Zoidberg: Alright, already, we can share the bathtub, but keep your hands above the equator!

[Reply #524 on:]

Zoidberg: Fry, why the suit? You can just use your built-in snorkel!

Fry: My what?

Zoidberg: Whatever, whatever! Now, Decapodian Parasite Elimination is your final exam for the Interstellar Medical Certificate. Get that head in here and inspect!

Amy: <thinks> Don't look, don't look, just keep reading...

[Reply #525 on:]

Zoidberg: "I'm a dirty boy"
Fry: "Me too, I'm wearing a space suit."
Amy: "I am enjoying the book."

[Reply #526 on:]

Fry: Oh, hi Amy and...Zoidberg? What the hell are you doing?!

Zoidberg: I am taking a relaxing salt water bath. What does it look like?

Fry: I understand that. But why did you take Bender's prize bathtub? Do you know what he'll do to you if he--

Bender (OS): Fry, have you seen my tub?

Fry: Oh, God! I have to get out of here before he murders us all!

Zoidberg: Well, I'm not afraid...

Bender (OS): ZOIDBERG!! I'm going to boil you!

Zoidberg: AAAARRHHHH!

[Reply #527 on:]

Fry: "Pfft, you guys think this is disgusting? You should see tub girl."

[Reply #528 on:]

Dr. Zoidberg: Clack! Clack! Clack!

Amy: "Good grief!" said Charlie Brown.

Fortunately, Fry's delivery duties spared him being cast in the Professor's venture into off-Broadway theater.

[Reply #529 on:]

Zoidberg: Now Fry - you're a space delivery man, and I'm an amorous housewife. You come into the house to deliver a package and find me washing my thorax in the tub - that's when the fun begins.

Amy: Zoidberg, this script has me as a sex-mad middle-class woman with a fetish for handcuffs. There's no way I can pass for middle-class!

Fry: ...I really don't think we need money this badly.

Zoidberg: I don't pay you to think! Now get those pants off!

[Reply #530 on:]

Fry: Fine, i'll get in the bath, but only if I can wear this suit.

[Reply #531 on:]

imma go with NastyInThePasty

[Reply #532 on:]

Gleesh!

[Reply #533 on:]

"This is going to go great with my endangered giant condor eggs."

[Reply #534 on:]

Anti-drug commercials in the 31st century.

[Reply #535 on:]

Even state-of-the-art 31st century technology will be powerless to make Michael Jackson look human.

[Reply #536 on:]

And here we see the moment when the Professor discovered that the planet Wormulon is not the only source of Slurm™ in the universe.

[Reply #537 on:]

Professor:  Oops!  Sorry!

Bender:  (Running away)  Gotta get out of here, before I get boned!

Kiff:  Uhhhh, can I have my head back, please?

[Reply #538 on:]

Prof.: There, that should help. You really didn't know Amy's sexual stamina was legendary in this part of the known universe?

Kif: Sigh.

[Reply #539 on:]

The Professor's new Kermit the Frog blow-up doll raised even more unsettling questions than he did usually...

[Reply #540 on:]

Kif: (Dying from radiation poisoning) Do not grieve, Professor... it is logical:  the needs of the many... outweigh...

Farnsworth: Yes yes, the needs of the few or the one, now hold still and die with some quiet dignity while I harvest this delicious marrow. It'll spoil if I don't get it while it's still warm.

Kif: I have been, and always will be...

Farnsworth: I said be quiet!

[Reply #541 on:]

The Professor, always keen to keep his blood supply intern in good shape, completes the final repairs to her Inflatable Kif doll. She always kept breaking it. Well, a few patches are a small price to pay...

[Reply #542 on:]

Frisco17, you are teh winnah!

[Reply #543 on:]

Naturally.

[Reply #544 on:]

Leela: I dunno...these new invisible cookies aren't as tasty as the visible ones.

[Reply #545 on:]

Leela: Well, was there a prize inside?

Fry: I dont know, but i hope it's another cookie like last time.

[Reply #546 on:]

Leela: Why do you eat those? You know they're made from goat placenta.

Fry: Yep, just like my Aunt Beattie used to make.

[Reply #547 on:]

Leela: Fry, you've been eating those cookies for 3 solid months now, can't you eat something else?

Fry: How else am I gonna get on that TV show, Freaky Eaters?

(Possibly a joke no one outside the UK would get)

[Reply #548 on:]

Leela: I know you want to impress me, Fry, but making cookies disappear isn't a magic trick.

[Reply #549 on:]

Fry: (frustrated) What idiot thought that child-proof cookie packets was a good idea?

Leela: You're using the wrong hand. You're supposed to put your right hand in then take your right hand out, put your right hand in (again) and shake it all about...

Fry: (cottoning on) Ah, so that's what its all about.

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Leela: Keeping that cookie bag over your crotch isn't fooling anyone, Fry.

[Reply #551 on:]

Fry: One, cut a hole in the box. Check...

[Reply #552 on:]

Leela: Fry, building a fort out of cookies to watch TV from is just going to attract owls...

[Reply #553 on:]

Fry: Squrnch, squrunch, squrnch...

Leela: Fry you know that "ookies" means what you called condoms way back.

Fry: Mmm, chewy.

[Reply #554 on:]

El-Man wins becuase that's an awesome idea.

Once again I'm abit worried that I'm agreeing with Fry.

[Reply #555 on:]

Extra Caveat: No fart jokes. Too easy.

[Reply #556 on:]

Fry: The one thing I hate about watching sports on TV in the future is this auto-wave couch...

[Reply #557 on:]

Leela: Now, I don't want to alarm you guys, but the cockroach I saw under the couch was this big!

Fry & Bender: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [jump up and run out of the room]

Leela: Heh-heh, suckers...! [changes channel]

[Reply #558 on:]

Crew sits down to watch Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Fry: Okay, look away now, this is the part where Uhura dances naked and... Ahhh! Oh no!! Too late!!!

Leela: My eye! Oh God my eye! She's so old and fat!

Bender: Must erase visual memory banks! Must erase visual memory banks!

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Leela: "So last time I saw him he'd grown to about this size."

Bender: "So what ever happened to that little death leech of yours?"

Leela: "Oh I let him go a few days ago but he should still be around here somewhere."