This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

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Edited to...
A) add the image since this is a new page and
B) say "Crap! This the second TotP that I've missed today!"
It was only for a fraction of a second but it was enough.

After years of dead ends and wild goose chases, Leela's endless search for her parents had finally borne fruit. The two interstellar visitors that she held at bay with her blaster had not only known her parents but had also destroyed their lives and then murdered them.

Unfortunately, Fry's sudden and unexpected (not to mention, inept) entrance through the ceiling caused Leela to momentarily take her attention off her quarry and before she could react they had touched their bracelet devices which activated an emergency dimensional-shift escape mechanism and they vanished as she fired.

Were they dead? Had they escaped? Too angry for words, she turned to confront Fry who was getting up from the rubble. Before she had calmed herself sufficiently for rational speech he looked sheepishly over at Frisco17, shrugged his shoulders, and in hobbitboy's voice said "Sorry, what can I say? I've still got nothing."

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Leela: If you're going to break the ceiling, Fry, I'm going to break the fourth wall - (points gun directly at Frisco17) - So, Frisco, what's the matter? Too busy campaigning to post a decent frame this time?

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Fry:Aaaaauggggh!

Leela: What the... oh. Who the heck set this thing to orthogonal?

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Ok I'll admit it wasn't a great one. I figured I'd try a harder one and see what you came up with....ah well.

SOS called me on it, I respect that. However SO wins.

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eh, I won last time.  somebody else take my turn.

Leela: What the... oh. Who the heck set this thing to orthogonal?

LOLZ

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I guess I'll take that as a cue for me to take it?

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Prof: Leela, get back to work!

Bender: Forget it Professor. She's useless until the boot sale is over on the Galactic Sale Channel.

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Leela: ....and then we nailed the third space pirate and he was all like "POW!" (mimes explosion)

Professor: "Leela this is KAOS, we don't "POW!" here!"

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The old "Get Smart reference in the Futurama framegrab captioning thread" trick! That's the second time I've seen it used this month...

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Leela: JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!

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Bender: I don't know what Fry did to her, Professor, but she's been stuck in this position ever since. I thought it was funny at first but I've been the one who's had to carry her around. And try as I might I can't seem to find her re-set switch. I've pressed and twiddled every knob and button on her that I could, including a couple that I found behind concealed panels and flaps but it only made the grin on her face look goofier.

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Leela: Guess who won the Wet T-Shirt contest.

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Uhh, mmm, futz.

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Leela: "Is that a vegetable peeler?"

Zoidberg: "No, it's a PEELer peeler. You can use it to skin the nerds that have been stalking you."

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I cant believe I'm going here, but...

Zoidberg: "Ah, there we go, the vibralizer is working as good as new.   Now pick a mouth and open it."

Leela: "..."

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Zoidberg: Now I'll make the incision here...

Leela: When I offered to give you head, this isn't what I had in mind!

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Zoidberg: <tisk> Will you just look at the state of this eviseration impliment? The blade has a big hole in it, and see, now it's starting to detatch from the handle. <sigh> If only there was an affordable knife in the market today that sliced well, had a strong steel blade, with a handle that didn't keep sliping out of my claws, and would folding one be too much to ask? Why, with such a tool I'm sure I could even, Oh, I don't know... maybe, defend a magic artifact or even stab my fre... er, I mean my enemies in their sleep.

<Makes thrusting and slicing motions, complete with sound effects>

Zoidberg: Hooray for Zoidberg: the mighty hero!

Leela: Hey! Watch what you're doing with that thing.

Zoidberg: Eh, what?

<Realises what he is holding>

Zoidberg: <tisk> Will you look at the state of this... Oh, sorry. I've already said that.

<Tosses the knife in the garbage>

Zoidberg: Oh well, there's always "old faithful."

<Pulls out a chisel and mallet>

Zoidberg: Open wide.

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I cant believe I'm going here, but...

Yes you can, dont be so ashamed

Zoidberg: ...... and then I went la da da da da, so my uncle zoid slapped me and thats when I realized  I would never be funny.

Leela: What is that for any way.

Zoidberg: Im not sure, an eye cleaner maybe.

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Zoidberg: <tisk> Will you just look at the state of this eviseration impliment? The blade has a big hole in it, and see, now it's starting to detatch from the handle. <sigh> If only there was an affordable knife in the market today that sliced well, had a strong steel blade, with a handle that didn't keep sliping out of my claws, and would folding one be too much to ask? Why, with such a tool I'm sure I could even, Oh, I don't know... maybe, defend a magic artifact or even stab my fre... er, I mean my enemies in their sleep.

<Makes thrusting and slicing motions, complete with sound effects>

Zoidberg: Hooray for Zoidberg: the mighty hero!

Leela: Hey! Watch what you're doing with that thing.

Zoidberg: Eh, what?

<Realises what he is holding>

Zoidberg: <tisk> Will you look at the state of this... Oh, sorry. I've already said that.

<Tosses the knife in the garbage>

Zoidberg: Oh well, there's always "old faithful."

<Pulls out a chisel and mallet>

Zoidberg: Open wide.

Epic win is epic!

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He recycled the worst joke in the movie?

Zoidberg: I'm not sure what to do about your cough, but at least now it's in tune!

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Worst joke in the movie?   


Well, okay, certainly one of them.


 

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soylentOrange wins.

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I do?  really?  well, okay...

sorry about the lousy quality of the grab.  I'd do better, but I'm too lazy.

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Arsinio Hall's Head: And give it up for my homies in the Dogpound...!

PE Crew: [whooping]

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The Planet Express crew on the set of the short-lived Family Feud: Funeral Edition.

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Kif began to suspect the presence of an air-borne intoxicant after observing their reaction to Zapp's karaoke singing.

And I can't believe that no one did a 'tuning knife' joke for the previous picture.

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For the funeral reception, the crew decided to play charades. None of them actually knew how to play, so they just started acting things out.

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All except Fry: "Braaaaiiins!!!"

Fry: "Briiiiaann!!"

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And the winner is...?

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   And the winner is...?

Aww, go on, NastyInThePasty. You know you want to.

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Yesssssssssssssssssss.

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Fry thinking: So...all I have to do is cut my arm off with the laser to get Leela to kiss me? Chainsaw, I can't wait until you meet my head!

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Since returning from Planet Transylvania Fry noticed Leela and Amy were becoming very affectionate toward him. Although he was beginning to feel weaker for some reason, he knew a good thing when he had it.

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Fry would normally have notice Leela kissing him if it wasn't for Lady Sarah Drew's Morphine Bandages.

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Fry:  She......she, actually kissed me? 

Amy:  Of course she did!  She liked you all along!

Leela:  But only as a friend!

Fry: *groans*

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Just then Fry realized that Leela was only trying to seduce him into revealing the location of his secret stash of "Shaft" DVDs.

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Fry was surprised to learn that the pull-the-egg-out-of-their-ear trick had gained some distinctly sexual overtones over the last thousand years.

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When Leela formulated the plan to distract Fry while Amy slipped her a hypodermic of Wide-Eyed Space Rabies antidote she completely failed to notice that Amy was already infected.

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hobbitboy takes it.