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Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #320 on: 01-25-2009 12:46 »

Fry: Bender, I know I drank your last beer, But did you have to blue my foot onto your body?

Bender: Yes! It's the only way you'll learn when you've done something wrong.
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #321 on: 01-25-2009 16:02 »

Fry I'll kick you!
Bender Eeeeee!

Oh I'm no good at this! laff
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #322 on: 01-25-2009 17:03 »


Fry: Come on Bender! Just feel the burn, and stretch! And stretch! Come on, really work those legs. Now practice those high kicks!
Bender: What's up with Fry?
Leela: Oh God! He's been hanging around Richard Simmons too much at the head museum! He's been brainwashed!
Fry: Come on Bender! Jumping jacks! And one, and two, and three, really work those glutes!
Bender: AH! OH GOD NO! (grabbing the sparkly magician's assistant suit out of his chest cavity) HERE! JUST TAKE IT!!

I'm no good at this  wink
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #323 on: 01-26-2009 03:18 »

I'll give it to Seymour. big grin
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #324 on: 01-26-2009 04:28 »

Woah!  eek A first for me! Huzzah!

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #325 on: 01-26-2009 05:24 »

PE Crew: [laughing uproariously]

Hermes: [muffled voice] Very funny, slipping that bone density decreaser into my drink!
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #326 on: 01-26-2009 06:25 »

Fry:So Bender, hows Hermes been since you had him hypnotized to think he was a dog.

Bender: I dunno. He's been a bit down since I had him neutered.

Leela:Hermes as a dog? That's a good one, Bender!

Crew all laughs

Bender: Yes...a joke.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #327 on: 01-26-2009 08:56 »

(Planet Express Crew laughing)

Hermes: Okay, okay, you were right! I shouldn't have sold my legs to that mannequin manufacturer...
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #328 on: 01-26-2009 15:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-26-2009 15:47 »

Amy: Why I do say good sir, you appear to have lost your footing!
Fry: Yes...I do believe I concur with Amy's harsh, yet true sentiments.
Bender: Chaps! He does seem quite hurt! Perhaps we shall consider helping the poor fellow?
Zoidberg: Fellows, fellows, let us not quarrel, this is a day of joyous celebration, now let us engage in cockney British wit.
Leela: Why I say! I've forgotten my oversized monocle!
Scruffy: A sad day for all.
**All look downtrodden**
Hermes: *lies quiet and motionless*

 laff laff laff laff
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #329 on: 01-26-2009 15:47 »

Amy: Hey Hermes, are you going to get up?
Fry: Heh, yeah
Bender: Eeeeee!
Zoidberg: Hahahaha!
Leela: Amy!
Scruffy: Haha
Hermes: I feel queezy
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #330 on: 01-26-2009 15:49 »

 laff laff laff

Please withdraw your entry  mad
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #331 on: 01-26-2009 16:35 »

I will not be bullied by sheer flattery BOOKS. I have just as much a right to compete as Jezzem does!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #332 on: 01-26-2009 16:49 »

Moments earlier.

Barbados Slim "I'm here to kick ass and chew bumblegum and I'm all out of gum."
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #333 on: 01-26-2009 18:29 »

Hermes questions his decision to have Margaret Thatcher's Head tattooed on his ass.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #334 on: 01-26-2009 18:42 »

Amy: How the spluh did Hermes get that in there?

Fry: And with the wide end first? I'm as amazed as I've ever been.

Scruffy: Scruffy is reminded of one his favourite magazines.

Leela: (ceases laughing) You guys can be so cruel. There's nothing funny about this in any way.

Bender: Come on, Leela. Lighten up!

Zoidberg: It's funny because it's painful!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #335 on: 01-26-2009 20:43 »

Hermes impresses the rest of the crew with his Shane MacGowan impression.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #336 on: 01-26-2009 21:21 »

Fry: He tried to jump again? At his own birthday party?

Amy: He got an early start on the keg, then walked in on LaBarbra and Slim doin' limbo moves.

Fry: Is he hurt?

Amy: Naw, he caught his pants on the railing and fell back on the deck like a wounded hippopotamus - splam!

Fry: Jeez, for a black guy he's not very...

Bender Another sterotype shattered!
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #337 on: 01-26-2009 22:47 »

Hermes: sweet pain of spain that hurt.
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #338 on: 01-26-2009 22:53 »

laff I'm going to start using that one! Can we give it to Zilex?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #339 on: 01-26-2009 22:54 »

Oh! So hard...so many good entries! But I think I'm going to have to go with x.Bianca.x

Second Place: Frisco17  big grin
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #340 on: 01-26-2009 23:28 »

Oh come on... mad
What will it take for me and Bear to win confused
Edit: Okay, Bianca's was prettygood. :/
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #341 on: 01-26-2009 23:30 »

Would it make you feel better if I said yours was 3rd?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #342 on: 01-26-2009 23:31 »

Yes.
But keep in mind Seymour that I don't blame you. I guess I just need to tryharder on these silly pointless games.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #343 on: 01-27-2009 02:17 »


Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #344 on: 01-27-2009 02:25 »

Zap: And so you see by this finger demonstration what I'm going to...
Leela: ... alright that's enough!
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #345 on: 01-27-2009 02:30 »

Books, you have some nerve to insult twilight and then post here, let me tell you.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #346 on: 01-27-2009 02:32 »

You're right, insulting Twilight is so 3 weeks ago.
Was that your entry into the contest? I don't think you'll win laff
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #347 on: 01-27-2009 03:11 »

Books! This is the second time I can honestly say lol!

ok here's mine:

Zapp: Kif likes you.
Leela: Amy don't go out with him he's green.
Amy: Spluuh!
Kif: frown
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #348 on: 01-27-2009 03:16 »

Zapp: Kif, get rid of that fox.

Kif: *sigh*

[exeunt  Kif]


Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #349 on: 01-27-2009 04:14 »

Zapp: Don't worry, Kif, they can't see us. This is called one-way tele-video phone- thing.

Kif: Are you sure? Do you think Amy will say anything about me?

Zapp: Whatever Kif, can't you see I am watching here!

Amy: It just feels like he is always watching me...

Leela: Yeah, I kinda have that feeling now...

Zapp: Abort mission! Abort mission! Kif turn off the screen!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #350 on: 01-27-2009 04:18 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2009 04:20 »

Computer: Welcome to "Zap the Nag!"

Zapp: Alright Kif. You twirl the chair around so that I can use this virutal glove to shoot the nag and win. Got it?

Kif: *sigh* Yes, captain.

Computer: LEVEL ONE. BEGIN!

Leela:
Amy! I can't believe you forgot to refuel the ship! You better not forget again!

Amy: Spleesh! Who cares? Let's go party!

Zapp: PORT SIDE KIF! PORT SIDE!

Kif: Yes, captain.

(Zapp shoots Leela)

Computer: YOU HAVE ZAPPED THE NAG! LEVEL ONE COMPLETED.

Zapp:
They don't call me the Zapper for nothing!

I know, not that great.  wink
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 01-27-2009 04:41 »

Zapp: Mmmmm, the 'All Leela, All The Time' station!

Kif: Um, that's an incoming transmission, sir.

Zapp: [distracted] Mmmmm?

Kif: [groans]
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #352 on: 01-27-2009 07:40 »

Leela prepares to return fire after being shot with Zapp's "love cannon".
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #353 on: 01-27-2009 12:22 »

Kif needed to wait till the ladies were both looking at the screen if his 'whipping Zapp's chair out from under him' maneuver was to have maximum effect.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #354 on: 01-27-2009 14:25 »

Zapp: "That's enough. Normal view."

Kif: "Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!"

Zapp: "And stop doing that."
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #355 on: 01-27-2009 17:25 »

Leela: "Not even in your wildest dreams.  And it's pronounced threesome."
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« Reply #356 on: 01-27-2009 20:04 »

Leela: No, I will not pull your finger...
Bear

Urban Legend
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« Reply #357 on: 01-27-2009 21:17 »

I think we have a winner! laff
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #358 on: 01-27-2009 22:02 »

Amy: Uhmmmm....

Leela: I'm not going to nude minestrone wrestle with Amy!

Zapp: We watch you or you watch us.

Leela: Ohhh! OK! But I'm going to tell Amy about you and Kif.

Amy: What!?!

Zapp: Bam!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #359 on: 01-27-2009 22:16 »

Zapp: "That's enough. Normal view."

Kif: "Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!"

Zapp: "And stop doing that."

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that... frown
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