This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

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posted by: drbender nye

Enamabot: Here is your Triple Caffine Expresso with Grounds, sir. But I must caution you to use it with extreme care.

Fry: It's not for me it's for a friend, hee hee.

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Fry: Thanks, but do people really snort coffee up their nose in the future?

Enema Bot: Uh, yeah... [snickers]

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"Everyone chokes the first time so don't worry about it. Look, here's another one to practice on later."

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Winner: soylentOrange for going for what he normally says to women.
Honestly, it was a difficult choice.

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*re-reads caption* Christ, how is it that every caption I post on this thread ends up having a blatantly sexual second meaning, and I never even notice?

[Reply #206 on:]

Zapp: Kif, hand me those scissors so I can administer Leela's.....puishment.

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Leela: Zapp, this is the most low...horrible...degrading thing you have ever done to me...and I will NEVER forgive you for this!

Zapp: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Leela...Leeelaaa...you broke the law, most likely to find me, but you broke it by running with scissors, so...Kif...hand me the hair clippers...

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Zapp: Well, Kif, does she have Rock...or Paper?

Kif: [groans] I'm not entirely certain, sir.

Zapp: Well dammit, man, make a guess! If you get it right, the lovely lady Leela will go out with me.

Leela: [thinking] In a pig's eye...

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Leela: Kif, you know perfectly well that his toenails are not what you really want to cut. This could be the moment you've been waiting for all your life.

Kif: Ooooohhh no...don't tempt me...

Leela: Come on....while he's still looking at his reflection...you don't even have to bend over to poke them under...come on...

[Reply #210 on:]

Zapp: Not now Kif! We'll have to solve the Case of the Missing Yarn People Later!

Kif: But sir! We found these under a pile of freshly knit, garish sweaters in Leela's quarters.

Zapp: Obviously the work of filthy Neutrals! Arrest them! Leela and I will be in my quarters where I will be assiting her with what she says is a malfunctioning bra clasp.

Kif: Sigh...

Zapp: Quickly Leela! It could endanger the whole ship!

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Leela: "Why did you cuff us for a parking ticket? I mean these stupid things are cutting up my wrists."

Fry: (OS) "Why don't you just tell him to use the pink fuzzy ones under your bed?"

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Kif prayed for the day he would turn into a cloud of hook-flies, be squashed by a missile, or something, anything to get him out of having to judge these stupid Best Poser competitions.

   *re-reads caption* Christ, how is it that every caption I post on this thread ends up having a blatantly sexual second meaning, and I never even notice?

Oh you're so modest.  :we're not worthy:  It inspired me to put in a second entry.

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my own grandpa

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YEAH! I won my first one! HA ha!

Erm...sorry about that...

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Leela: Ooooohhh, Bender! If you didn't make that bet with the Robot Devil, we wouldn't be stuck here with our greatest fears...get back! Oh, Fry!

Fry: Eeeeek...big....octapus! Leela what is...your worst fear?!

Leela: An ugly guy who I gambled with in Vegas, but then we got drunk and I married him, and there is no way to divorce. Yours??

Guy: Honey?

Leela: Shut UP!!

Fry: Uh...when I was like five...we went to the aquarium and I fell into the...the..octapus tank...Bender wha--

Bender: T...t...t....TWO!!!

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Guy: Oh, so's you'se ain't da tree da wanted the Anime Adventure decor.

Bender, Fry & Leela: No!

Guy: Well if it's da carpet we can change dat.

Bender, Fry & Leela: No!

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Fry: Unless we need to practice our tentacle-fighting for something that's going to happen eight years in the future, I think we should look somewhere else...

[Reply #218 on:]

Fry: Ahhhh, the Tentacles from Planet "X"!

Leela: Weren't they attacking some supermarket last week?

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Im not even gonna bother competing with smarty.

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Bender: Oh... My... GOD! This isn't an apartment for rent, its the Slytherin common room. CHEESE IT!

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guy: "what, yous don't love the tentacles?"

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Bender: You know, Fry, you guys would find it a lot easier to escape if you hadn't glued your face to Leela's hair (strolls out whistling)

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Damnit...it's a close call, but I'll have to go with Smarty.

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Yay! XD

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Amy: Guh, I don't know why we bothered buying that "Bending Unit In A Can" kit. The arms were missing!

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Bender regretted using his "King" voice, to score with high class fembots, the moment he was mistaken for Prince Albert

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Leela: Is Bender being swallowed whole by a BoaBot?

Amy: I thought it was BotSex.

Prof.: I can't stop watching it.

Fry: Phfft... it's like that all night long at our place.

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Leela: What's the matter, Bender?

Bender: I can hear the sports cars coming, but I can't get up!

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Oddly enough Fry was the only one to not fall for Bender's latest attention-seeking stunt.

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Bender: This does suck.  I shouldn't have killed that Oscar guy for complaining so much.

[Reply #231 on:]

Amy: "What's wrong, Bender?"

Bender: *Sniff*  "I just got back from the robot hospital."

Professor: "Is it good news, everyone?"

Bender: "No, Professor, not this time.  The doctors say- they say I've got terminal can-cer!"

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Leela: Um, maybe we should tell Bender the right way to roll pastry.

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nice avy SoS

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Ok...hard one...but....

futz wins. XD

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[Reply #236 on:]

Munda: "Now, I should warn you Leela, this food might not be what you're used to up on the surface.  I won't be offended if you can't eat it."

Leela: "Is it baking soda and capers?"

Munda: "W- what?  Heavens no!  Of course not."

Leela: "Does it have 'swarms of things' in it?"

Munda: "No..."

Leela: "Then it already beats anything I've been fed all week."

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Munda: That's just what I was saying the other day, wasn't it Morris? Why, not more than couple of days ago I remarked that here in New New York sewers, soup eat you.

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Munda: Talk to the tentacle!

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Munda: "So I see you finally got together with Phillip."

Leela: "What are you talking about?"

Munda: "Well I just figured with the collar and all..."

Leela: "MOM!"

Munda: "Well that's how I met your father."