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hobbitboy

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« Reply #160 on: 12-17-2008 15:18 »


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #161 on: 12-17-2008 18:22 »

Roberto: Wha-a-a-a-t, ya'll didn't bring yo knives to the Knife Fancier Club meeting? JA-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
futz
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« Reply #162 on: 12-17-2008 19:39 »

Perceptron: (Drops pen & clipboard) That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my entire career!

Mad Hatterbot: YES!!!

Roberto: (Low whistle) Boy doc, and you thought I was f*cked up.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #163 on: 12-17-2008 20:36 »

the chicken dance:  You don't have to be a crazy mad-hatter robot to do it, but it helps.
Frisco17

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« Reply #164 on: 12-17-2008 20:52 »

Roberto: "I hereby call this Citigroup shareholder's meeting to order. HA-HAAA!"
soylentOrange

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« Reply #165 on: 12-17-2008 21:00 »

haha, nice one frisco!
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #166 on: 12-17-2008 21:53 »

Roberto:"What? (flips out knife) Whattaya mean Mike Nelson was better than Joel? Get ready to taste blade Doc! HA HAAAA!"
-Baye-

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« Reply #167 on: 12-19-2008 05:18 »

Roberto: ... and for those 80 1/2 reasons why people prefer Edward more than Jacob.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #168 on: 12-19-2008 05:26 »

Bender: So...what do I have to do again?

Roberto: Kill someone in this room...or I will kill you!! HA HAAA HA-HA-HAHAAA!!

Bender: Oh, that's it? Ok, Mad Hatterbot, your voice annoys me, so...yeah.

Mad Hatterbot: Fiddlesticks!

Bender: Ok, that's it, Roberto, hand me the knife! He is going DOWN!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #169 on: 12-19-2008 06:00 »

With no physical need to eat, carving the turkey at Robo-thanksgiving becomes oddly metaphorical and surrealistic.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #170 on: 12-20-2008 01:05 »

Roberto: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya,
but it ain't gonna be easy... Bad fish. It's not like going down to pond
chasin' blue gills or tommy cots.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #171 on: 12-20-2008 05:12 »

Awesome Jaws reference! smile
hobbitboy

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« Reply #172 on: 12-21-2008 12:09 »

I'm awarding it to Sine Wave.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #173 on: 12-21-2008 23:10 »

NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #174 on: 12-21-2008 23:45 »

Leela: [thinking] Now to put Bender's hand in water, heh-heh-heh...wait, does that work for robots?
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #175 on: 12-22-2008 01:38 »

Leela: "Ohh Lord! I completly forgot it was "National Get Drunk & Pass-out At Work Day"!"

Meh, that's all I got.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #176 on: 12-22-2008 01:58 »

Fry (in his sleep): Leela...can't believe....we stayed up all night...watching...tv...you.. .just so...beautiful...will...you go...out with me...

Leela: I guess Fry didn't notice that I paid Bender to sit in my place so that I could go shopping...
Frisco17

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« Reply #177 on: 12-22-2008 02:55 »

Leela: "I knew I did the right thing by not eating that "lunch" Zapp sent me."

x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #178 on: 12-22-2008 10:56 »

Leela: Eh, watching them sleep is better than watching family guy.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #179 on: 12-22-2008 12:41 »

Leela: Aww, crap! Why does Hermes keep holding staff meetings while I'm out.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
futz
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« Reply #180 on: 12-22-2008 14:16 »

Leela: Hey look! There's an hover car accident outside!

Fry & Bender: Zzzzz...

Leela: Do you guys know where I put my clothes?

Fry & Bender: Zzzzz...

Leela: Free beer!

Fry & Bender: Zzzzz...

Leela: Hmm. I'll have to tell Amy not to leave the TV on the Lifetime channel.
Frisco17

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« Reply #181 on: 12-22-2008 16:39 »

Nice one!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #182 on: 12-23-2008 01:11 »

Leela could do nothing but stare in amazement at how Fry and Bender had managed to balance the water cooler bottle on their heads.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #183 on: 12-24-2008 16:51 »

Uh, futz.
futz
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« Reply #184 on: 12-24-2008 17:37 »


Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #185 on: 12-24-2008 17:48 »

Leela: Uh...Fry? I think you should stop tanning now...

Fry: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZz

Amy: Oh, God, he fell asleep! FRY!!!!

Fry: ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzz

Zoidberg: Oh...If only I didn't take Bender's money and frame Fry...

Leela: Zoidberg! It is YOUR fault that Bender used the Enlarger Ray and is carrying a boulder toward us!

Zoidberg: I'm sorry!!! *cries*
Frisco17

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« Reply #186 on: 12-24-2008 18:08 »

When Fry suggested that Leela join him for some "alien probing" this isn't quite what he had in mind.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #187 on: 12-24-2008 18:34 »

Leela: I told you, you shouldn't moon at Nonderriereia 4, the planet of no asses. Unfortunatly, they hold a grudge on those that have asses, and we have alot of them. And I don't just mean people's butts.
Fry: Leela, I heard you before, I understood the consequences, and my decision was final. Whatever happens, it was worth it.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #188 on: 12-24-2008 19:05 »

Leela: "Dear god, its the invasion of the ass-snatchers!"
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #189 on: 12-25-2008 04:58 »

Leela: Well, there are the Klingons, and they've spotted Uranus.

Fry: I thought they re-named it Urectum.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #190 on: 12-25-2008 08:37 »

Zoidberg: (Thinking) Must not look, must not look, I've worked so hard to get them to respect me to this point, must.....not....dammit.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #191 on: 12-27-2008 14:16 »

Fry was beginning to suspect that being 'knighted' by 'King' Zoidberg wasn't quite what he had imagined it to be.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #192 on: 12-28-2008 23:22 »

It's been five days since he posted this. Must be on vacation. hmpf

Let's wait a little more...
futz
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« Reply #193 on: 12-29-2008 02:37 »

No. The rule is to call the winner about 24 hours after the last post. But with the slow holiday plus weekend activity on the board I wasn't going to rush anybody. I'll call a winner tomorrow AM EST.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #194 on: 12-29-2008 08:32 »

Promises, promises.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
futz
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« Reply #195 on: 12-29-2008 16:00 »

dr.bender nye wins this one.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #196 on: 12-31-2008 09:29 »

Wow, thanks futz. Sorry I'm late, been busy, but here's your New Year present:

hobbitboy

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« Reply #197 on: 12-31-2008 10:04 »

Always up for a free sample, it was a pity that Fry hadn't been paying attention when the Professor announced that a suicide station (think mobile suicide booth that just happens to look like a thousand year old coffee machine) was demo-ing its latest innovation—Instant Death in a Cup-To Go™.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #198 on: 12-31-2008 13:26 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2008 22:23 »

Enemabot: An enema?

Fry: Do doo be-do-do.

Enemabot: An enema?

Fry: Do do-do do.

Enemabot: An enema?

Fry: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #199 on: 12-31-2008 15:29 »

enemabot: "just be sure to clear your throat before swallowing."
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