Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: No, hes a roughneck
Q: What if Scruffy lived with Bender and Fry? (king of the page)
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: He's a robosexual.
Q: At what age did Scruffy become a robosexual?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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A: No.
Q: Why not?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: Most robots aren't robosexual user friendly.
Q: What makes a robot robosexual user friendly?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: Mostly yes
Q: What makes a human robosexual user friendly?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A:Yes, Absolutely.
Q: How many brain slugs tend to be in a brain slug litter after the mother brain slug gives birth?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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A: 2.27.
Q: How can you have .27 brain slugs?
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Xanderz
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #96 on: 11-23-2008 01:43 »
« Last Edit on: 11-23-2008 01:44 »
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A: Because they are so silly. See wizards in Magical Mystery Tour here) Q: What makes Morbo get out of bed ever morning ?
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crimsonbanana
Crustacean
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A: Breakfast
Q: What does Morbo eat for breakfast?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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A: A fat human child, fries and a diet Mr. Pibb.
Q: What does Morbo eat for dinner?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: Large child filling, baby filling, oily teen filling, pasty adult filling, obese middle aged women filling, and large man filling.
Q: What is the favored pop tart filling amongst the alians?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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A: Hermes had the keys, just not the authority to use them.
Q: Why did they give Zoidberg authority over the collar?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: Zoidberg has been a long time friend to the professor and he felt bad for him.
Q: Why is Zoidberg such an incompetent doctor?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: After eating all the garbage in a dumpster, stay in the dumpster to keep warm. At least until you need to eat again, dumpster hopping can keep you full of garbage and warm.
Q: What is another homeless survival tip zoidberg knows?
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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A: It turns him on.
Q: Why does velour turn him on?
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Smarty
Professor
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A: Very
Q: How many lives would Fry save if he were on House?
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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A: Yes.
Q: What did Cubert do when he found out about Ignar?
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