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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #680 on: 04-29-2009 04:26 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2009 04:32 »

A: No he doesn't care any more.

Q: Why doesn't he care any more?

TOTPD This is my 4th one on this thread....

PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #681 on: 04-29-2009 04:37 »

A: He forgot or he isn't the father afterall.

Q: If they're not Wernstrom's, who's are they?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #682 on: 04-29-2009 04:40 »

A: One of Mom's Friendly Prostitutes.

Q: When did Mom's Friendly Prostitute company start?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #683 on: 04-29-2009 04:48 »

A: 2976

Q: Would Fry shoot himself in the face with a laser weapon if Bender dared him to?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #684 on: 04-29-2009 05:11 »

A: Because Fry thought he would get a date out of it.

Q: Would he get a date out it?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #685 on: 04-29-2009 05:59 »

A: He would but it would be with a fembot and the sex would not be to his liking.

Q: How long has it been since Fry had sex?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #686 on: 04-29-2009 16:16 »
« Last Edit on: 04-30-2009 05:42 »

Edit: Meatbag error, disregard.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #687 on: 04-29-2009 16:27 »

A: Nope, the fembot got sick.

Q: What did the fembot get sick with?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #688 on: 04-29-2009 19:35 »

A:  She got installed with robot measles.

Q:  What if Bender and Zoidberg got into an arguement 'duck season! rabbit season!' style?

speedracer
Bending Unit
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« Reply #689 on: 04-29-2009 19:38 »

A:  They'd eventually rip off a poster declaring "Farnsworth season".

Q:  What's a Farnsworth?
Scruffy@Jail

Crustacean
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« Reply #690 on: 04-29-2009 19:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2009 21:25 »

A: It's the opposite to a wernstrom

Q: How senile is the professor?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #691 on: 04-29-2009 21:40 »

A: 12 and a half Wernstroms (12.5 Wr)

Q: How senile is Wernstrom?
speedracer
Bending Unit
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« Reply #692 on: 04-29-2009 21:44 »

A:  0.08 Farnsworths (0.08 Fw)

Q:  How much does a diamondilium engagement ring cost?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #693 on: 04-29-2009 23:01 »

A: 2 years worth of Planet Express paychecks

Q: Who has a diamondilium engagement ring?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #694 on: 04-30-2009 03:55 »

A: Fry wished he had one after Leela finally admitted that she loved him.

Q: Does Fry need to stop listening to Bender?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #695 on: 04-30-2009 05:42 »

A: Yes.

Q: Will he ever actually do so.
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #696 on: 04-30-2009 06:51 »

A: Not unless he goes deaf

Q: Can Kif also father children or just mother them?
speedracer
Bending Unit
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« Reply #697 on: 04-30-2009 09:55 »

A:  Yes, he can father children.  If he had touched himself while in an aroused state, he would have impregnated himself.

Q:  What sort of horrible genetic defects would Kif's children with himself have?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #698 on: 04-30-2009 22:45 »

A: They'd hate their lives too much and sigh more than usual

Q: If Kif only reproduces with his hands, does that mean he lacks a certain male organ?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #699 on: 04-30-2009 22:56 »

A: He still has one it just doesn't have any function, much like the human appendix.

Q: Why didn't it just go away?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #700 on: 05-01-2009 01:51 »

A: Because having a penis just makes you better at everything.

Q: Approximately how many PEELers have been offended by that answer?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #701 on: 05-01-2009 02:50 »

A: Half

Q: Why did Mom's sons get stupider with each one?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #702 on: 05-01-2009 06:02 »

A: Because they were more inbred with each passing child birth due to the advanced age of their parents at the time of conception.....

Q: Will Fry ever succeed in anything worth doing that other people will know of?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #703 on: 05-02-2009 04:35 »

A: According to Nibbler, he and the other one will

Q: Why didn't Fry's family call the police when he went missing?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #704 on: 05-02-2009 05:53 »

A: Waste of tax payer dollars.

Q: Will Amy ever get pregnant?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #705 on: 05-02-2009 06:04 »

A: It guess she can if Kif um....uses his hand?

Q: Couldn't Fry's family have just asked the pizza place where Fry last went with the pizza?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #706 on: 05-02-2009 06:10 »

A. Can't do it. Bad baloney.

Q. What did the Y3K affect when it turned 3000?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #707 on: 05-02-2009 06:32 »

A: It caused Fry, coming out of his cryogenic tube, to fall into a coma. Hence, Futurama.

Q: Why isn't the vocabulary of year 3000 different from now?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #708 on: 05-02-2009 06:33 »

A: It is different in small ways. We just can't hear it with our primitive televisions.

Q: How are we watching Futurama in the past?

Welcome person!
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #709 on: 05-02-2009 06:36 »

A: Because Deep Blue knows all. And he was one of the producers of the show.

Q: Where did all the emos go?!

And thanks, I'm glad to be here!
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #710 on: 05-02-2009 06:37 »

A. The word e**s is forbidden in the future. I know not why.

Q. Why did they vanish?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #711 on: 05-02-2009 06:41 »

A: Because the cruel, cruel, preppies decided to use them for inhumane experiments: Gap modeling.

Q: What is the biggest department store in Futurama?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #712 on: 05-02-2009 06:41 »

A: Abercrombie and Fitch.

Q: How did it take over all the other stores?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #713 on: 05-02-2009 06:47 »

A. Has Biggest Candy Aisle in Eastern America.

Q. Which Aisle is it?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #714 on: 05-02-2009 06:52 »

A: Aisle number negative Purple.

Q: How many calories are in a Poppler?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #715 on: 05-02-2009 06:57 »

A: 700.

Q: Why are there so many?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #716 on: 05-02-2009 07:00 »

A: There are so many Popplers because the Omicronians have little other entertainment besides... *ehem*... you know... sex.

Q: Do you think Farnsworth uses a tanning booth?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #717 on: 05-02-2009 07:15 »

A: He has no need, he has invented an automated tanning unit, that doesn't use heat lamps, but gamma radiation.

Q: Would Bender make a good folk singer?
happyvampyre

Bending Unit
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« Reply #718 on: 05-02-2009 07:18 »

A: Damn straight. No one can sing "Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Care" like he can. Beck ain't got nothing on Bender.

Q: Do you think Beck's got a grudge?
Do The Bender Uh Ah

Crustacean
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« Reply #719 on: 05-02-2009 10:14 »

A: No Bender is so lovable.


Q: Whats the most lovable thing about bender?
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