Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #640 on:]

A: There were too many children in the army.

Q: How long did it take to beat China?

TOTPD

[Reply #641 on:]

a. to long

Q. whats 2+2

[Reply #642 on:]

A. 2, because everything in the future is simplified.

Q. Why hasn't Zoidberg been fired yet?

[Reply #643 on:]

A: Because the Professor still has some misplaced trust in him, and his friendship.

Q: Why didn't Leela see right through the lies that the paradox duplicate Fry (aka Lars) perpetrated?

[Reply #644 on:]

A. There were no lies.

Q. What lies?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: That he was some one other than who his dna and Bender tattoo revealed himself to be, AKA Philip J Fry, not Lars Filmore, a fictitious character who existed only because a depressed 21st century Fry got scorched by Bender, who thought he killed him in 2012. Yet she believes the bullshit that he was someone he wasn't, and even is about to marry him before finding out via Hermes and the professor that time paradox duplicates are always doomed.

Q: Why would Leela have feelings for some lying jerk as opposed to the person who has always cared?

[Reply #646 on:]

A. Only Leela would be able to answer that.

Q. Will Zoidberg ever get a girlfriend?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: Not unless they want to kill him off, his species mates once and then die. (In case you couldn't tell I'm not terribly fond of BBS)

Q:Why did Nibbler forget to wipe their memories at the end of BBS?

[Reply #648 on:]

A. His battery ran out.

Q. Does Nibbler use 6V or 12V?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: He actually uses an 8.5V battery.

Q: Why not your standard 6V or 12V?

Suss I'm with you on not being too fond of BBS

[Reply #650 on:]

A: because they ve all been extinct for 600years

B: What happened back then?

[Reply #651 on:]

A:  The batteries all ran dead, because batteries are now a dead techology.


Q:  If Fry fell down and scraped his knees and elbows, who would help him?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: No one, he'd have to kiss the wounds himself.

Q; Would he succeed?

[Reply #653 on:]

A. No, he would SUFFER!!!

Q. What would Bender do if he got fired?

[Reply #654 on:]

A. get drunk
Q. how many hearts does zoidburg have?

[Reply #655 on:]

A: 3, he used to have four hearts, but didn't get one reinstalled after the Roswell incident

Q: Who shot Fry on Sicily 8 the mob planet?

[Reply #656 on:]

A. A mobster.

Q. What did he do to upset the mobster?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: the nasty with his wife

Q: Why would he be so irresponsible?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: Because it is Fry, no further explanation is needed.

Q: What was the stupidest thing that Fry has ever done?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: Becoming his own grandfather by accidentally killing the man he thought was his grandfather, and impregnating his grandmother under the false belief that she couldn't possibly be his grandmother.

Q: Who should Leela kill first, if she ever went on a homicidal rampage?

[Reply #660 on:]

A. Zoidberg

Q. Why?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: Due to his constant irritating nature, and strong smell of garbage, also the fact that he wouldn't take her torture collar off during the course of Bender's Game.

Q: Why did Fry ignore #9 man's warning to not tell anyone that he was on a mission to save the violet dwarf star?

[Reply #662 on:]

A. It's called CURIOUSNESS, a deadly disease (in the wrong situation) that can spread to anyone.

Q. Is thee a cure for it?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: There is but it is in the remotest part of the Universe.

Q: What is the cure?

[Reply #664 on:]

A:  an antidote to cure curiosity.


Q:  Does Fry talk whiny and nasally? 

[Reply #665 on:]

A: Perhaps, perhaps not, the world may never find out again, if its not renewed.

Q: Why didn't Leela have some sort of diary recording of what happened during the time slips?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Because she doesn't use a diary anymore.

Q: What made her stop?

[Reply #667 on:]

A. We shall never know...

Q. What are the chances Fry would have a wallet at least half full?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: Of money? No, unless it was pay day, and right before Bender robs him.

Q: Why does Amy not simply quit working for the Professor?

[Reply #669 on:]

A. He bribes her with ponies.

Q. What replaces pencil sharpeners?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: An automatic pencil cutting unit.

Q: What incriminating evidence does Zapp Brannigan possess against the DOOP higher ups to maintain his position as a "high" ranking star ship captain in the DOOP and Earth Armies?

 

[Reply #671 on:]

A. He has better velour...

Q. Who was Zapp Brannigan's first love?

[Reply #672 on:]

A. The first thing he ever looked at.

Q. What was it?

[Reply #673 on:]

A:  A shooting comet.


Q:  If Kiff quit working for Zapp, who would his replacement be?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: He already technically has quit by joining with the fugitives and his Fon Fon Ru, Amy... His replacement would be who ever was nearest to Zapp at the time of the incident.

Q: If Leela couldn't tell that Lars was really a doomed version of Fry, then why make it so obvious to everyone who is watching at home?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: It's a common structure, you get to know something another character doesn't know. Leela isn't meant to be with any random dude anyway, and I guess they(creaters) knew we knew that it was coming, making it as a "surprise" wouldn't be much of a surprise anywai.

Q: What was it that Scruffy guessed they never would know?

[Reply #676 on:]

A:  Why he's so laid-back and nonchalant


Q:  What would you prefer?  A Futurama/Family Guy crossover or a Futurama/American Dad crossover?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: I'd rather see Futurama/Family Guy with Stewie coming up with an evil plan and time traveling to the future.

Q: If the Professor was with Mom three times as he says, does that imply he is the father of all three of her sons?

[Reply #678 on:]

A: Nope, its fairly clear that they are probably Wernstrom's sons.....


Q: Why on earth did the Professor keep coming back to MOM?

[Reply #679 on:]

A: He either really loves her or she does something he really loves....

Q: Should Wermstrom get a paternity test given MOM's past affairs?