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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #560 on: 04-08-2009 21:48 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2009 21:49 »

A: We'll never find out because Fry doesn't know what a light bulb is.

Q: If Fry doesn't know what a light bulb is how has he lit his apartments?

First time posting in months and I get TOTPD!!!

ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #561 on: 04-08-2009 23:27 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2009 23:33 »

I suggest listening to "end of line" when looking at that TOTPD. Very funny.

A: In the future, by using Bender's light-show making head.

Q: How did he light his apartments when he was living in the past?
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #562 on: 04-09-2009 10:27 »

A:He didn't, he lived in the dark unless his girlfriend or parents did it for him

Q:Did Fry have any other girlfriends(other than Michelle) in the past?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #563 on: 04-09-2009 12:54 »

A. Probably. Michelle didn't like him much.

Q. How many Hermes' would it take to fire 1,595 people?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #564 on: 04-09-2009 14:12 »

A: It would only take one giant atomic powered Hermes.

Q: Who would want to create a giant atomic powered Hermes?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #565 on: 04-09-2009 14:14 »

A. A Central Bureaucracy that's low on buisness.

Q. How many Benders would it take to take over the world?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #566 on: 04-10-2009 14:52 »

A: 1, but it would have to be 500 ft tall like in AOI1.

Q: Why doesn't Zapp find a nice girl with two eyes and poke one out if he has a cyclops fetish?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #567 on: 04-10-2009 15:05 »

A. Velour captains would only want a whole eye that takes up as much as it needs, instead a hole of where it should be.

Q. Why would Fry eat Bender?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #568 on: 04-11-2009 07:34 »

A: When he finally took the advice, and bit the shiny metal ass, he found it rather tasty.

Q: Other than Zinc and Iron, what other essential vitamins and minerals are found in Bender?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #569 on: 04-11-2009 08:39 »

A. Dolomite and luck.
A. What if Fry had been frozen for 999 years?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #570 on: 04-11-2009 18:42 »

A: None. He would break the bulb and Leela would just get another one and do it herself.

Q: How many Amys would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #571 on: 04-11-2009 19:30 »

A: Just the one.

Q: How long would it take Amy to screw in a lightbulb?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #572 on: 04-12-2009 03:14 »

A. Guh!

Q. How would Leo Wong and his posh wife take it if half their money vanished?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #573 on: 04-12-2009 06:40 »

A: She'd leave him and he'd get depressed, don't you remember when the buggalo were missing? She wanted a divorce.

Q: Who would Fry marry if Leela would never love him?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #574 on: 04-12-2009 13:02 »

A. Amy.

Q. Why did Fry always know his grandfather was Enos in the present, but he became his grandfather in the past, and this information was unknown to him Enos was not his GF?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #575 on: 04-12-2009 22:35 »

A) I didn't read what you asked, but the answer is Japan.

Q) Will I reach Urban Legend today?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #576 on: 04-12-2009 22:39 »

A: Indubitably

Q: Will Books answer this question before anybody else?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #577 on: 04-12-2009 22:39 »

A) Yeah, I will tongue

Q) How have you been spending your Sunday? (that is today)
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #578 on: 04-13-2009 00:09 »

A. It's Monday now so... ?

Q. What if Hermes got an iPhone (its apparently very helpful)
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #579 on: 04-13-2009 01:00 »

A: He'd be 5.31% more organized than usual

Q: Who would the first iPhone killer kill?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #580 on: 04-15-2009 15:47 »


Q) Will I reach Urban Legend today?

Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #581 on: 04-15-2009 17:36 »

Yeah yeah tongue
The phrase 'unforeseen circumstances' applies here.
Or perhaps "acts of God"...hmm...
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #582 on: 04-15-2009 18:52 »

Yeah yeah tongue
The phrase 'unforeseen circumstances' applies here.
Or perhaps "acts of God"...hmm...
hee hee

We now return you to your regularly scheduled questions thread:

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Q: Who would the first iPhone killer kill?

A: The first iPhone

Q: What if Leela's wrist thingamabobber were run by an apple OS?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #583 on: 04-15-2009 19:19 »

A/Q: How can we know that it isn't?
human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #584 on: 04-15-2009 19:57 »

A/Q: How can we know that it isn't?

A: She is never griping about having to pay extra for even the most basic of add ons, that come free with other wrist thingamabobbers.  laff

Q: What is the most useful ap on her wrist thingamabobber?
FrysBabi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #585 on: 04-15-2009 23:00 »

A: The ammount of people she needs to beat up to become a higher status.

Q: Why does she want to be a higher status than starship captain?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #586 on: 04-15-2009 23:02 »

A: Because what else does the rest of the world want? HIGHER SALARY!

Q: What if Bender opened an amusement park?
FrysBabi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #587 on: 04-15-2009 23:06 »

A: The main ride would be a roller coaster that would kill all humans and all humans would mysteriously dissapear.......

Q: Who would go to this amusement park?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #588 on: 04-15-2009 23:09 »

A: Why Fry and Leela of course, well Bender might have to force them to go, but they'd still enjoy it.

Q: Would Nibbler come?
FrysBabi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #589 on: 04-15-2009 23:13 »

A: Of course, a way to help save The Mighty One and The Other

Q: What if Fry quit Planet Express and found a better paying job? (that he was good at)
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #590 on: 04-16-2009 20:31 »

A:  He'd be a video game tester!  He's good at that!

Q:  If Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg went on missions, would Zoidberg be the Fry of their gang? 

FrysBabi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #591 on: 04-16-2009 20:55 »

A: No it would be Amy, stupid but fun!

Q: Who would Zoidberg be?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #592 on: 04-17-2009 03:56 »

A: Bender, because he wants to be like the Robut, paid to play with food all day, or so he thinks.

Q: Why do they need a bending unit on a delivery crew?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #593 on: 04-17-2009 08:59 »

A: He helps bend the L-Unit back to the original form of the capital L, as long as he's not sleep-bending.

Q: Are there any other uses for a bending unit on a delivery crew?
upside_ur_head

Bending Unit
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« Reply #594 on: 04-17-2009 21:32 »

A. Cooking disgusting meals and for theft of people's wallets to whom they deliever to.

Q. Unrelated but what if Bender did actually have candy stuck to his ass when the kids at were following him around in The Cyber House Rules?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #595 on: 04-18-2009 01:41 »

A. If you want to get a holographic candy simulation on your ass, there's an app for that [/iphone]

Q. What if Bender had been a woman all the time?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #596 on: 04-18-2009 02:08 »

A: Then she wouldn't be as funny as he is.

Q: Who would have been Fry's grandpa if the worms hadn't repaired the f-ray damage to his reproductive capacity?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #597 on: 04-18-2009 02:12 »

A. Zombie Enos. He wasn't vaporized.

Q. How is it that Professor is liscensed to run such a dangerous workplace?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #598 on: 04-19-2009 06:49 »

A: He pays off most of the inspectors.

Q: What happens to the inspectors that he doesn't/ can't pay off.
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #599 on: 04-19-2009 06:51 »

A. He shoots them and hides the bodies. Bender knows where Professor hides the bodies...

Q. Do comic books have moving pictures in 31st century?
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