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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #520 on: 02-20-2009 02:06 »

A: Because he wanted to kill people and joined the DOOP.

Q: Why the DOOP and not the junior anti-sex league?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #521 on: 02-20-2009 02:19 »

A: The junior anti-sex league isn't as non-sexual as it sounds.

Q: Moving along, What was Kif's childhood like?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #522 on: 02-20-2009 06:28 »

A: Traumatic.

Q: Why was it traumatic?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #523 on: 02-20-2009 07:21 »

A: Because he was just one of over 10 amphisobians to have been born to his parents.

Q: Why did he choose to become an officer in the DOOP?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #524 on: 02-20-2009 15:16 »

A: because he wanted unbottle his anger with his siblings

Q: why does the grand midwife have five jobs?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #525 on: 02-20-2009 16:19 »

A: Because most other citizens from Amphibios 9 didn't want to do those five jobs.

Q: Who would win in a video game competition, Fry, or Lars?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #526 on: 02-21-2009 03:48 »

A: Fry, he studied them for almost all of 9th grade! Lars is too busy loving narwhals.

Q: Does Lars love any other kind of aquatic creature?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #527 on: 02-21-2009 13:33 »

A: yes he likes the heads in the head museum

Q: why did the narwhal like lars and no-one else
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #528 on: 02-21-2009 17:27 »

A: I t didn't it also loved the male narwhal when released back into the wild.

Q: Why do you think Fry would essentially beat an older version of him self at video games?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #529 on: 02-24-2009 13:17 »

A: lars is too busy loving creatures with one thing instead of two.

Q: why was lars not as immature as fry?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #530 on: 02-24-2009 14:11 »

A: He wasn't, not really, he was just a better liar.

Q: Why was he a better liar?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #531 on: 02-24-2009 17:39 »

(just to clarify he never lied once in benders big score)

sorry, continue.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #532 on: 02-24-2009 19:05 »

A: He never lied.


Q:  If Fry were in the coma, would he want to sleep on Leela's lap?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #533 on: 02-25-2009 04:51 »

Yes he did lie by claiming to be Lars Filmore instead of Philip J Fry (which is who he really was, just the fry who spent 12 extra years in the past)

A: Yes he would love to sleep on Leela's Lap.

Q: Would Leela allow the comatose Fry to sleep on her lap?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #534 on: 02-26-2009 15:42 »

A: Probably not considering the fact that if he was in a coma she'd be stuck there for a long time.

Q: What if the situation was reversed?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #535 on: 02-26-2009 16:28 »

A: If Leela was the one in the coma, he would have loved to let her sleep in his lap, however he would be too fearful of her response when she woke up, so he would just stand in vigil talking to her through the coma, trying to reach her.

Q: What if Bender would actually have acted that he was in a coma for All My Circuits?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #536 on: 02-26-2009 22:36 »

A: Antonio Calculon, Jr would be killed off and Bender would try and take over the station replacing the Network Executives.

Q: How will that work out for Bender?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #537 on: 02-27-2009 16:37 »

A. he wont get anywhere and will get kicked out on his a*s

Q.
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suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #538 on: 02-27-2009 16:46 »

A:

Q: What would have happened if Zapp had commanded for more speed instead of following a suicidal path?
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #539 on: 02-27-2009 17:08 »

A:

Q:
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #540 on: 02-27-2009 19:30 »

A:  They all would've been blown away back to earth.


Q:  Would Fry get sick if he visited a prison and someone sneezed on him?

zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #541 on: 03-05-2009 11:45 »

A: No, Fry is immune to all airborne and sexualy transmitted diseases


Q: How did Fry become immune?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #542 on: 03-05-2009 17:14 »

A: All 31st century diseases are weak 20th century diseases that nobody in the future is immune to.

Q: Has his immunity ever helped Fry?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #543 on: 03-05-2009 18:50 »

A: His immunity has helped him remain disease free even after sleeping with the 21st century girl, and all those two ton Amazonian women.

Q: How stupid do you have to be to make out with a radiator?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #544 on: 03-06-2009 12:16 »

A: Stupid enough to put metal in the microwave, going back in time, killing your supposed Grandfather and making out with your Grandmother because you believe she's not actually your Grandma until your friends come in telling you she obviously is. Pretty close to what might have happened in Back to the Future if you ask me.

Q: What scale of stupidity was that? (Not the BttF joke, the stuff before that)
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #545 on: 03-08-2009 00:01 »

A:  A 10, meaning maxium stupid!

Q:  Who would play who if the Futurama characters replaced the ones in the MST3K movie "The Magic Sword"? 
Bender-The-Ofender!

Poppler
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« Reply #546 on: 03-20-2009 19:02 »

Q; who the hell is he,
Q; what son number is bender?? #????????
 laff
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #547 on: 03-21-2009 10:57 »

A:#999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999googolplex

Q:Who is his father?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #548 on: 03-26-2009 19:08 »

A:  The forklift in the factory that made him.


Q:  Who's a better girlfriend for Bender?  Crushinater, Angleyne, or Fanny?

human horn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #549 on: 03-28-2009 07:12 »

A. Lucy Lui

Q What exactly does Lucy do that no fembot could?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #550 on: 04-06-2009 13:34 »

A. She's a human, not a fembot.

Q. What happened to iPods in the 31st century?
(just to see other peoples visions into the future)
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #551 on: 04-06-2009 13:45 »

A: They became jPods

Q: What happened to them next?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #552 on: 04-06-2009 13:53 »

A. They became extinct because of the Music People of Mozart 7.

Q. How many robots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #553 on: 04-06-2009 22:13 »

A: 2, one to screw it in and the other to kill all the humans.

Q: What happened to the League of Robots?
Morgan_G19

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #554 on: 04-07-2009 10:28 »

A: Nothing because they all were busy screwing light bulbs and trying to kill all humans.

Q: Did the robots succeed?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #555 on: 04-07-2009 13:02 »

A. No. They got their precious humans back, but the metalbags never got their lightbulb in.

Q. Has the I.Q. of future people changed in 1000 years?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #556 on: 04-07-2009 20:33 »

A: Nope.

Q: If the PE crew made a feature film, what would it be called?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #557 on: 04-07-2009 20:43 »

A: Futurama: The Movie

Q: Why would they be so uncreative?
Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #558 on: 04-07-2009 21:48 »

A. They're all two-dimensional.

Q. Was Nibbler in ItWGY at all (shadows don't count)?
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #559 on: 04-08-2009 01:13 »

A. No. Or maybe we just couldn't see him because he was in another dimension.

Q. How many Frys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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