Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #400 on:]

A: Because they are expendable

Q: Will Zapp ever be exposed for going out with a man dressed as a woman?

[Reply #401 on:]

A: No.

Q: Why wouldn't he?

[Reply #402 on:]

A: Because he usually bribes them afterwards to keep quiet.

Q: How does he bribe them to keep quiet?

[Reply #403 on:]

A: Give them a letter with money in.

Q: How does he give it to them?

[Reply #404 on:]

A: Planet Express

Q: Why via Planet Express?

[Reply #405 on:]

A: Because they contain 2 of the only people who've ever loved him (he means physically)

Q: Why would this make him want to send his letter via that company?

[Reply #406 on:]

A: Because he gets to try and hit on the two women who ever physically loved him.

Q: Why would they continue to accept his harassment?

[Reply #407 on:]

A: They wouldn't, they would lock him in the plasma fusion boiler room

Q: How would he survive?

[Reply #408 on:]

A: He wouldn't, the radiation would eventually kill him.

Q: What would the radiation do to him before it killed him?

[Reply #409 on:]

A: Turn him against velour

Q: Would Scruffy take his velour when he died?

[Reply #410 on:]

A: Yes. he would.

Q: Do any of the futurama characters apart from Doop wear velour?

[Reply #411 on:]

A: ............................. ........No.

Q: If anyone did who would?

[Reply #412 on:]

A: The mysterous #9 man, since no one knows his private habits.

Q: Who really cares about a minor throwaway character enough to resurrect into playing a major role in the fourth film?

[Reply #413 on:]

A: I do

Q: Does anyone else?

[Reply #414 on:]

A: Perhaps, but not by enough.

Q: Would Lrr really have been slightly better than the park ranger's demented foot lust if he harnessed Fry's Lower Horn?

[Reply #415 on:]

A: Of course

Q: Is human still available in shops?

[Reply #416 on:]

A: ? Human horn you mean?, uh No, since it went out of fashion last week in favor of Andreligian Mammary Juice.

Q: Why Andreligian Mammary Juice?

[Reply #417 on:]

A: Because the species it was made of was deemed 'undesireable' by zapp.

Q: Why was it?

[Reply #418 on:]

A: Because they associated with those filthy Neutrals.

Q: Why does Zapp hate the Neutrals so much?

[Reply #419 on:]

A: His illegitimate grandfather was neutral.

Q: Does anybody know about this?

[Reply #420 on:]

A:Yes, its in his personnel records at the DOOP.

Q: Why is this shocking fact not made more public?

[Reply #421 on:]

A: Zapp 'lost' them with the charts for planet Amazonia

Q:  Where did he put them?

[Reply #422 on:]

A: In a pile of things that were not coated in velour.

Q: Why are Amy's parents so insistent that she have grandchild?

[Reply #423 on:]

A: So they can be called Grandma or Grandpa

Q: Do they want more Grandchildren?

[Reply #424 on:]

A: Yes

Q: How many grandchildren do they want?

[Reply #425 on:]

A: At least 6.

Q: Why at least 6?

[Reply #426 on:]

A: Because 6 is their fav number.

Q: Why is it their fav number?

[Reply #427 on:]

A:Because they were 6 when they wanted grand children .

Q: What names would they call there grand children?

[Reply #428 on:]

A: Wong 1, Wong 2, etc.

Q: Why would they do this?

[Reply #429 on:]

A: Because its easier than remembering names.

Q: Why does Leela overtly act as if she hates Fry so much?

[Reply #430 on:]

A: Because she doesn't want him to know her true feelings for him.

Q: Why doesn't she?

[Reply #431 on:]

Because she'lle get embarrassed.

Why would she get embarrassed?

[Reply #432 on:]

A: Because she's afraid he'll leave her like everyone else.
Q: Why would Fry leave Leela?

[Reply #433 on:]

Because she is ugly.

What if Fry hated Bender.

[Reply #434 on:]

Then Bender would commit suicide
What if Bender started a new cult?

[Reply #435 on:]

Then he would leave P.E.

What if the word because became banned?

[Reply #436 on:]

It would be difficult to explain why Bender was driving with no alcohol content.

What if Bender was Megatron?
(Note, these What if questions are deleted scenes in the What if thread DVD)

[Reply #437 on:]

Then Bender would be a famous destructive robot.

What if Fry married an Amazonian woman?

[Reply #438 on:]

A: He would get crushed.

Q: What if PEEL never existed?

This isn't the what if page.

[Reply #439 on:]

It doesn't matter if its not the what if page, since its a stupid question thread and a what if question can qualify.....

A:Then you would be quite bored

Q: Why does Nibbler act so stupid all the time?